Dell luring innocent school children into the homo lifestyle!

[Bob4God]

My washed Brothers and Sisters,

I was checking my Godly email account when an insidious banner ad caught my attention for Dell laptops. As Pastor Deacon Fred put it, as True Christians we can spot the devil in just about anything.

It's clear that the computer company Dell is backed by Big Homosexuality and its perverted agenda.

15" rainbow colored laptops.

It couldn't be more obvious that they are appealing to hell-bound sodomites attending non-Christian public schools, who are instantly sold on anything that's fifteen inches long.

Prancing homos across the nation will be giggling with giddish delight at the sight, sound, and feel of Dell's newest slap in the face to family values.

This is a bigger threat to Christians than usual because kids today view computers and other gizmos as mere tools to be used for work and play. I don't need to tell any of the True Christians in this community that a computer should be treated like a loaded gun with a generously lubricated trigger that may go off at any moment. Imagine how much more dangerous one of THESE computers will be, since they've been designed with gays in mind!!!

Do NOT let your kids buy any of these laptops!!! In fact, don't buy anything from Dell, at least not until they stop supporting queers.

Friends, I am calling for a boycott of Dell starting immediately! Please write letters, send emails and make phone calls to them and let them know that we Christians aren't going to stand for the foaming loogie they have hurled in GOD's face by furthering the homo agenda!

AMEN AND GLORY TO GOD!

[Bobby-Joe]

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That is it, they went too far. I want wait until the Council of Pastors issues a ruling on this, on my own authority I am declaring a Freehold City wide emergency ban on all Lap Top products. Any Dell PCs or Laptops will be confiscated by Landover Security on sight as a threat to public morality.

Dell isn't stealthing the homor agenda into Freehold on my watch! No Sir.

[Bob4God]

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You can't act too soon, Bobby-Joe!!

In the course of my careful research and study of this new perverted product line, I've discovered that Dell is using a special kind of code to communicate with gay shoppers.

Their nicest 15 incher is called the XPS. I'm scared to wonder what that might mean! Xtra Perverted Sex? (Oh help me JESUS!)

Also, what do they mean by "Hard drive?" Whatever it is, it comes with 320 GBs. Please tell me that doesn't stand for Gay Boys!!

These computers are available in such disgusting colors like Midnight Blue, Flamingo Pink (How gay can you get!?) and Espresso Brown (undoubtedly to hide the stains left from insertion into bad places for sinful pleasure.)

In addition you can also get them in patterns like Blossom, Commotion, and Surfers, to appeal to those homos in California.

[Nobar King]

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Does it come bundled with this keyboard?

You may want to turn your speakers off before you click this video.
(Gay dance music warning!!)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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The computer industry is pretty much run by Christ-denying blue-state liberals who have thrown in their lot with the sodomite agenda of special privileges. Then again, what did you expect, given that the notorious sodomite atheist Alan Turing pretty much started modern computing?

[Frenchy]

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Come on, its just colors for retarded kids who need attention from their friends. "Hey look my rainbow laptop !! So awesome"

Nothing more, nothing else...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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You're spending an awful lot of time defending sodomy and the homersexual agenda...

[mcgee]

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and you are spending a lot of time pointing it out.

come one people, who made rainbows? god, right? according to your beliefs.....

so when one appears in the sky, what is that saying? that gay people are taking over? nope. is just light refracting through water molecules in the sky.

and holy

[mcgee]

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Their nicest 15 incher is called the XPS. I'm scared to wonder what that might mean! Xtra Perverted Sex? (Oh help me JESUS!)

Also, what do they mean by "Hard drive?" Whatever it is, it comes with 320 GBs. Please tell me that doesn't stand for Gay Boys!!

These computers are available in such disgusting colors like Midnight Blue, Flamingo Pink (How gay can you get!?) and Espresso Brown (undoubtedly to hide the stains left from insertion into bad places for sinful pleasure.)

In addition you can also get them in patterns like Blossom, Commotion, and Surfers, to appeal to those homos in California.

XPS= extreme performance system

A hard drive is a piece of glass that spins to store 320 giga-bytes (gb) of information.

and having a brown laptop means you need to stick it in your ass? and owning a pink one meand youre gay? what if its for a girl? oh wait, women cant have laptops, only stoves and bruises.....

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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come one people, who made rainbows? God, right?

Rainbows are supposed to be God's promise not to drown the entire world again, but sodomites have stolen it to symbolize their deathstyle. Do you see Christians taking out rainbow flags when it starts raining? No. When you see a rainbow flag, it only means one thing. "We hate God and have chosen to be abominations in His sight."

[mcgee]

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COOL!

thats always fun.

you know what else is? hypocrisy! you guys sure do seem to be enjoying yourself becasue your really good at it......all i am good at is using my brain

thanks for the negative rep by the way. further justifying my beliefs in nothing you have to say

[Brother_Percy]

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My washed Brothers and Sisters,

I was checking my Godly email account when an insidious banner ad caught my attention for Dell laptops. As Pastor Deacon Fred put it, as True Christians we can spot the devil in just about anything.

It's clear that the computer company Dell is backed by Big Homosexuality and its perverted agenda.!

Brother Bob,

It's worse than that!

I know for a FACT that Dell actually employ filthy retardeds, and donate $150000 a year to repusive retard-charities, buying wheelchairs for limbless morons!!

That's right, if you buy a computer off Dell, not only will your money be used to fund spastic activities, but the machine you buy may have been worked on by some drooling mongeloid with spastic retardation!!

No wonder people get so many problems with their computers, if some retard with stumps for arms and flippers for feet has been messing about inside it! The insides of these machines are probably smeared in drool, spit, candy-wrappers and retard-snot! Disgusting!

[mcgee]

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^ i hope your limbs get cut off, and you know what it feels like to be disabled

i hope that if you ever reproduce, your children are mentally handicapped

i hope all fo the bad things you pick fun at other people for happen to you, so you know what its like to be in a situation like that, a situation you cant control.

what is wrong with you really? what is wrong with people who are missing limbs? there are a lot of iraq war veterans with missing limbs. there are a lot of iraq war veterans with brain damage from explosions and trauma. does that make them less of a person? do they no longer deserve your respect?

you SICKEN me. show me this fact that dell donates money to help the mentally hadicap, and i will show you a company that cares about people who are less fortunate than you and i.

have fun being a stereotypical male white christian. full of hate, intolerance, and idiocy.

[Brother_Percy]

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full of hate, intolerance, and idiocy.

Yes, you are. I will pray for you.

[Jean Poole]

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Rainbows are supposed to be God's promise not to drown the entire world again, but sodomites have stolen it to symbolize their deathstyle. Do you see Christians taking out rainbow flags when it starts raining? No. When you see a rainbow flag, it only means one thing. "We hate God and have chosen to be abominations in His sight."

The Sodomites are perverts in every kind of way:

Sexual perverts- I don't need to describe.

Literary Perverts- Taking lovely words like "gay" to confuse people into thinking buggery is a joyful thing.

Nature Perverts- Taking God's rainbows and besmirching their wonder.