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Santarchy & Santacon: Blasphemous Santa terrorists
This is a warning about upcoming Santacon conventions where drunken louts dress up as Santa and roam the streets harassing women and children in their stupor of wobbling to the next bar for another round:
Here are some of the cities that have been targeted for a Santarchy invasion in December 2008. If you are leaving town or organizing a Santacon protest in your city let us know and we will add your link to the list.
November 26th
December 5th
December 6th
December 12th
December 13th
December 19th
December 20th
At least they have the decency to use "Merry Christmas" in their logo, as blasphemous as it is:
In NY they have to include the beaners and Joos by state law.
Here is a video of the spectacle:
If I was police chief I'd have a paddy wagon painted to look like Santa's sleigh in anticipation of many arrests.
These bad Santas give the rest of us a bad image when we go out to give presents to the 'less fortunate' of our Christian brothers. The parents are more wary, too.
Welcome to the worldwide ANTI-Santacon nexus, LBC's resource for Santarchy events across the globe.
Every December for the last 15 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a drunken mayhem as part of the annual Santacon events. It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global threat. You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town! Get your baseball bats and be prepared!
Every December for the last 15 years, Cacophonous Santas have been visiting cities around the world, engaging in a drunken mayhem as part of the annual Santacon events. It all started back in 1994 when several dozen Cheap Suit Santas paid a visit to downtown San Francisco for a night of Kringle Kaos. Things have reached Critical Xmas and Santarchy is now a global threat. You'd better watch out! Santa's coming to town! Get your baseball bats and be prepared!
November 26th
December 5th
December 6th
- ASHEVILLE, NC
- HOUSTON, TX
- LOS ANGELES, CA
- MUNICH, GERMANY
- SACRAMENTO, CA
- SANTA FE, NM
- WASHINGTON, DC
December 12th
December 13th
- AUSTIN, TX
- CALGARY, AB
- CHICAGO, IL
- GREENSBORO, NC
- HONG KONG
- HONOLULU, HI
- LONDON, UK
- MONTREAL, QC
- NASHVILLE, TN
- NEW YORK, NY
- ORLANDO, FL
- OTTAWA, ON
- PARIS, FRANCE
- PASADENA, CA
- PERTH, AUSTRALIA
- PITTSBURGH, PA
- SAN FRANCISCO, CA
- SEOUL, SOUTH KOREA
- STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN
- TULSA, OK
- VANCOUVER, BC
- VICTORIA, BC
- VIENNA, AUSTRIA
December 19th
December 20th
- ATLANTA, GA
- BOSTON, MA
- BEIJING, CHINA
- DAYTON, OH
- DENVER, CO
- DUBLIN, IRELAND
- EUGENE, OR
- NEW HAVEN, CT
- PHILADELPHIA, PA
- SEATTLE, WA
- TOKYO, JAPAN
- TORONTO, ON
- TULSA, OK
In NY they have to include the beaners and Joos by state law.
Here is a video of the spectacle:
If I was police chief I'd have a paddy wagon painted to look like Santa's sleigh in anticipation of many arrests.
These bad Santas give the rest of us a bad image when we go out to give presents to the 'less fortunate' of our Christian brothers. The parents are more wary, too.
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