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Exclamation WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

WARNING: Only the strong in Faith should view this video

Here is video proof of a WoW playing, demon possessed child. Apparently, his Mother had just canceled his WoW account...... that's when the demon takes over.



This truly scares me! As a True Christian I wouldn't let my child play any game that is not Bible based.

I think it turns them into homers as well. Did you see (at 1:10 where he grabs the channel changer off the bed and then tries to ram it up his behind)
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Default Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

Here is another demon possessed child. He speaks German so he sounds even more evil!

After watching this try telling me that we are living in Satan's World in the End Times!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOpva_iit-8

Reminds me of this.

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Default Re: WARNING: World of Warcraft Game Causes Demon Possession!

At 1:11 he tries to stick the remote up his colon. So, the withdrawal symptoms include induced gayness, too.
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At 1:11 he tries to stick the remote up his colon. So, the withdrawal symptoms include induced gayness, too.
There is something to that! I just discovered today that butt Demons cause the gayness!

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Gave me chills to watch that poor, demonic child.
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Some one has remixed this little demon possessed child's rant in to a movie trailer and now he is going to be an internet star. I hope the demons in his colon aren't being rewarded by World-wide stardom.

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Yet more antics caused by the demons in Steven's colon.



No matter what you think, no video game is safe from colon demons!
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WARNING: Only the strong in Faith should view this video

Here is video proof of a WoW playing, demon possessed child. Apparently, his Mother had just canceled his WoW account...... that's when the demon takes over.



This truly scares me! As a True Christian I wouldn't let my child play any game that is not Bible based.

I think it turns them into homers as well. Did you see (at 1:10 where he grabs the channel changer off the bed and then tries to ram it up his behind)
Thanks for this video, thumper.
It's one of the most obvious cases of stupidity/attention whoring/demonic possession i've seen.

I agree if the kid was indeed possessed the demon inside him was gay.
If he wasn't, then the kid is gay.
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Video games definitively bring out the worst of these dumb children.
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