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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

    There are times when the reasons for God's wrath and destruction are obvious, like in the case of New Orleans and hurricane Katrina – the city had become a modern day Sodom and Gomorra. In other cases the reason can be more subtle.

    Global warming activist James Schneider and his journalist friend were out to "document" the devastation brought about by "global warming" and clearly had no faith in Jesus. The shear hubris in believing that somehow man controls climate and not God is near blasphemy. On the other hand, they were headed to the South Pole in July (winter in Antarctica) where the average temperature is still around 70 degrees F below zero. There exists a group of people that would ordinarily nominate him for the prestigious "Darwin Award" (presumably because it's based on the idea that it's stupid to believe in the theories of Charles Darwin), but no doubt Jesus struck him with stupidity earlier in life for other sins.

    Global Warming Activist, Journalist, Perish in Antarctica

    Global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist were found frozen to death only 90 miles from their destination, South Pole Station…

    (Punta Arenas, Chile) Famed global warming activist James Schneider and a journalist friend were both found frozen to death on Saturday, about 90 miles from South Pole Station, by the pilot of a ski plane practicing emergency evacuation procedures.

    "I couldn't believe what I was seeing", recounted the pilot, Jimmy Dolittle. "There were two snowmobiles with cargo sleds, a tent, and a bright orange rope that had been laid out on the ice, forming the words, 'HELP-COLD'".

    One friend of Prof. Schneider told ecoEnquirer that he had been planning a trip to an ice sheet to film the devastation brought on by global warming. His wife, Linda, said that she had heard him discussing the trip with his environmental activist friends, but she assumed that he was talking about the Greenland ice sheet, a much smaller ice sheet than Antarctica.

    "He kept talking about when they 'get down to chili', and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies", Mrs. Schneider recounted. "I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica".

    Apparently, while all of Prof. Schneider's friends were assuming that the July trek would be to Greenland, during Northern Hemisphere summer, his plans were actually to snowmobile to the South Pole - which, in July, is in the dead of winter.

    Mr. Dolittle related how some people do not realize that, even if there has been warming in Antarctica, the average temperature at the South Pole in July still runs about 70 degrees F below zero. "Some people think that July is warm everywhere on Earth."

    "And I was surprised to see how close they got to South Pole Station. They ran through all of their gas supplies for the snowmobiles", explained Doolittle. "They had cold weather gear and clothes, but during this time of year you just don't go outside unless it is an emergency."

    "At least James died for something he believed in", said Mrs. Schneider. "He died while trying to raise awareness of the enormous toll that global warming is taking on the Earth."

    http://www.ecoenquirer.com/south-pole-tragedy.htm
    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
    ...and get off my lawn
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  • Sister Kitty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2010
    • 857

    #2
    Re: Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

    I am seldom amused, but this is one of those occasions where I am.
    Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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    • Samuel Coleridge
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2009
      • 615

      #3
      Re: Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

      I think we can agree there are stupid people on any side of the informational divide. I must say, it does my heart good to see the people of Landover to acknowledge the Darwin award.

      Your friend in creationist evolution,
      Sam
      Proverbs 25:21-22 If thine enemy be hungry, give him bread to eat; and if he be thirsty, give him water to drink:
      For thou shalt heap coals of fire upon his head, and the LORD shall reward thee.

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

        It appears his wife may have been a good Christian, who kept her nose out of his business and focused on ironing, cooking, and cleaning. She didn't even know what part of the world he was going to, or waste time learning about the countries of the world! Why, she thought they were going to eat chilies to keep warm!

        "He kept talking about when they 'get down to chili', and I thought they were talking about the order in which they would consume their food supplies", Mrs. Schneider recounted. "I had no idea they were talking about Chile, the country from which you usually fly or sail in order to reach Antarctica".
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #5
          Re: Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

          If I was an Eskimo, I'd eat lots of chili. Do Eskimos even eat chili?
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Sister Kitty
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2010
            • 857

            #6
            Re: Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
            If I was an Eskimo, I'd eat lots of chili. Do Eskimos even eat chili?
            Yes, we do. However, we do not have beans, vegetables, spices or fire. Our chili is raw chunks of caribou meat in sea water. Outsiders consider it somewhat bland.
            Exodus 22:20 He that sacrificeth unto any god, save unto the LORD only, he shall be utterly destroyed.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

              Stupid people behaving stupidly.

              Maybe the global warming enthusiasts will eventually wipe themselves out this way.
              Drama queen

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Stupid people behaving stupidly.

                Maybe the global warming enthusiasts will eventually wipe themselves out this way.
                "Global Warming Conspiracy Theorists Freeze to Death".

                I do believe that's what is called "Irony".
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • TC Patriot
                  AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 1060

                  #9
                  Re: Jesus Kills Global Warming Activist

                  Jesus will be sending him to hell for Satan to thaw him out.

                  Jesus loves Dick



                  Cheney/Palin 2012

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