My story

[Dionysos]

When I was a kid I was among the greatest singing boys in the church’s choir and the pastor was always smiling at me and called me nice things like princess and stuff like that.
However, despite of a great childhood with lots of love, I somehow got wrong of in my adult life. And when my boyfriend passed away last summer at the kennel here in Freehold, I’ve got to admit that I was afraid that I could newer love again.
But yesterday I met this guy at a garage sale. The scribers where mucking him and laughing at his cheap Chinese copies of Samantha Fox merchandise because of the high content of PVC, but I just knew that there was something to him. He told me a lot of things about heaven, true love and explained why I have to change my crazy ways of life.
I’m not saying I’m there yet, but I’m quite sure that I’m on the right track now. I’ve just rented a romantic movie about love. It’s called “Houston 500” and I’m really looking forward to it (She’s supposed to have a lot of love to give)

God bless you all

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: My story

When I was a kid I was among the greatest singing boys in the church’s choir and the pastor was always smiling at me and called me nice things like princess and stuff like that.
However, despite of a great childhood with lots of love, I somehow got wrong of in my adult life. And when my boyfriend passed away last summer at the kennel here in Freehold, I’ve got to admit that I was afraid that I could newer love again.
But yesterday I met this guy at a garage sale. The scribers where mucking him and laughing at his cheap Chinese copies of Samantha Fox merchandise because of the high content of PVC, but I just knew that there was something to him. He told me a lot of things about heaven, true love and explained why I have to change my crazy ways of life.
I’m not saying I’m there yet, but I’m quite sure that I’m on the right track now. I’ve just rented a romantic movie about love. It’s called “Houston 500” and I’m really looking forward to it (She’s supposed to have a lot of love to give)

God bless you all

Are you willing to give up the wicked sodomy and bestiality? If you are thinking you'll have some fun with True Christians™ and we'll laugh along with you as you spit in Jesus' face, guess again queenie.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: My story

When I was a kid I was among the greatest singing boys in the church’s choir and the pastor was always smiling at me and called me nice things like princess and stuff like that.

But yesterday I met this guy at a garage sale. He told me a lot of things about heaven, true love and explained why I have to change my crazy ways of life.
I’m not saying I’m there yet, but I’m quite sure that I’m on the right track now.

God bless you all

I have heard that garage sales are a place where homer pick ups take place in Freehold. In City Hall we are so concerned about it we have dispatched some personnel to monitor them.

Having said that, I am optomistic about you. To be a True Christian™ you must, like some of our Pastors have done, reject the homer lifestyle.
Finding Jesus is the first step you must take.

All the best.

[HTannor]

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Your whole introduction is quite confusing so let's deconstruct it a bit, shall we.

When I was a kid I was among the greatest singing boys in the church’s choir and the pastor was always smiling at me and called me nice things like princess and stuff like that.

First of all, the pastor is calling you "princess" yet you say this is a boy's choir. On the one hand, this implies you are a girl. On the other hand, you could be a boy that the pastor mistook for a girl.

If the latter is true, were you displaying homer tendencies at a tender age? If the former, what was a girl doing in a boy's choir? Were you a bit "butch" in those days?

And when my boyfriend passed away last summer at the kennel here in Freehold, I’ve got to admit that I was afraid that I could newer love again.

Your "boyfriend" died in a "kennel"?

Was your boyfriend a bit of a dog? Or was he a dog - as in Rin Tin Tin?

If he was of the human type, what was he doing in a kennel? Are you into the whole "S and M" thing?

But yesterday I met this guy at a garage sale. ........ but I just knew that there was something to him.

Based upon your previous information, I'm just not sure what to think here about this new "guy." Here you are bouncing back from what could have been beastiality, and you're now on the prowl for a fresh conquest?

..........I’m not saying I’m there yet, but I’m quite sure that I’m on the right track now. I’ve just rented a romantic movie about love. It’s called “Houston 500” and I’m really looking forward to it (She’s supposed to have a lot of love to give)...........

What with your confuesed gender identity, grabbing at fresh meat at a garage sale, and viewing what looks suspiciously like some sort of video porn, I'd say, yes, you're not quite "there yet."

You have a great deal of explaining to do.

[Dionysos]

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Let me be straight here: That movie film didn’t turn out to be what I thought it would be (and don’t even get me started on this one) and the strange guy with the long hair turned out to be a flaming homer of a polluted Italian race. And please let Fido rest in peace along with the rest of my past, pastor.
I’m here to find the truth – the only truth. I just want a spot in the bright light that shines from the mighty Holy Book that was written back when witches where burned and we all lived in peace with the dinosaurs.

[HTannor]

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Let me be straight here........

Nice try.


Go back to my questions.


Start again, prevert.

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

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Let me be straight here: That movie film didn’t turn out to be what I thought it would be (and don’t even get me started on this one) and the strange guy with the long hair turned out to be a flaming homer of a polluted Italian race. And please let Fido rest in peace along with the rest of my past, pastor.
I’m here to find the truth – the only truth. I just want a spot in the bright light that shines from the mighty Holy Book that was written back when witches where burned and we all lived in peace with the dinosaurs.

Praise The Lord
Im new at this forum, but im sure its a big sin to write about dinosaurs the way you do. Dinosaurs are just as real as trolls, santa claus and happy gaypeople. Please don't do that again. It is statements like that that makes the youth today do drugs. Believe me, I know what im talking about as a teacher... dinosaurs... please.

[Dionysos]

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I’ll suggest that you check your Bible once again, Mr.
On the fifth day, 6000 years ago, God created the dinosaurs (Genesis 1:24) Do you have a Bible quote that says otherwise?
I might have sinned in my past, but this time I’m speaking the truth


Jesus saves!

[Dionysos]

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To be accurate: God said, "Let the earth produce every sort of animal, each producing offspring of the same kind--livestock, small animals that scurry along the ground, and wild animals." And that is what happened.

Would God tell a lie?
God may be invisible to you, but it’s not him who’s disguising the truth!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: My story

To be accurate: God said, "Let the earth produce every sort of animal, each producing offspring of the same kind--livestock, small animals that scurry along the ground, and wild animals." And that is what happened.

Would God tell a lie?
God may be invisible to you, but it’s not him who’s disguising the truth!

Mr. Dionysos

We might share the same sad country, but that is no excuse of telling lies in this forum. You arguments simply dont hold water. You assume that dinosaures are real animals, and they therefor was part of Gods creations on the six's day. This is a bit misunderstanding - Dinosaures are NOT real and has never been real. They are creatures created by the jewish Hollywood mafia and evil sciencetist, who want us to believe that Gods masterpiece is a fairytale.
No my friend. The real fairytale is the one you try to tell about dinosaures. Whats next? Goblins and ghosts?
I urge some of the elder and wiser men in here to inlighten us both. Because of cause its only God who really know the absolute truth about this subject.

[Lizzy b]

Re: My story

Let me be straight here: That movie film didn’t turn out to be what I thought it would be (and don’t even get me started on this one) and the strange guy with the long hair turned out to be a flaming homer of a polluted Italian race. And please let Fido rest in peace along with the rest of my past, pastor.
I’m here to find the truth – the only truth. I just want a spot in the bright light that shines from the mighty Holy Book that was written back when witches where burned and we all lived in peace with the dinosaurs.

The truth is in The Bible have you read it?. You appear to be very confused, are you saying The Bible was written by witches?. Infact reading your posts is making me confused now..

[Jo Freddie]

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To be accurate: God said, "Let the earth produce every sort of animal, each producing offspring of the same kind--livestock, small animals that scurry along the ground, and wild animals." And that is what happened.

Would God tell a lie?
God may be invisible to you, but it’s not him who’s disguising the truth!

God does have a prankish nature and likes to play jokes on people, the problem you have is that you are basing your argument on a book writen my men to control men and it is not the word of God.

Mr. Dionysos

We might share the same sad country, but that is no excuse of telling lies in this forum. You arguments simply dont hold water. You assume that dinosaures are real animals, and they therefor was part of Gods creations on the six's day. This is a bit misunderstanding - Dinosaures are NOT real and has never been real. They are creatures created by the jewish Hollywood mafia and evil sciencetist, who want us to believe that Gods masterpiece is a fairytale.
No my friend. The real fairytale is the one you try to tell about dinosaures. Whats next? Goblins and ghosts?
I urge some of the elder and wiser men in here to inlighten us both. Because of cause its only God who really know the absolute truth about this subject.

Dinosaurs did exist and are not an invention of the Hollywood Mafia.

A Condensed History of the World

Our Noodly Creator then placed fossils, hidden under the earth’s surface, knowing that they would later be found – thus, seemingly proving that these creatures existed some time ago. Dinosaur bones, for example, were placed so well and in such numbers that it’s widely belived dinosaurs roamed the earth millions of years ago. Interestingly, dinosaurs did exist, but not millions of years ago, because, of course, how could they have existed before the earth was even here? In reality they lived with us, alongside – and occasionally on top of – humans around three thousand years ago.
You may wonder why we find no bones from dinosaurs from this era, and rightly so. But keep in mind that dinosaurs don’t actually have bones - the whole dinosaurs had bones thing is all an elaborate hoax planned for His own divine amusement. Real dinosaurs, as any enlightened palaeontologist – or bone doctor, as they prefer to be called – will tell you, were able to stand erect by engorging selected muscles with blood, making the once flaccid limb rigid. By alternating which muscles were engorged in the correct sequence, a very effective locomotion and rudimentary skeletal structure was achieved. Some readers may recognize that this mechanism is similar to what happens in the male penis. Dinosaurs were, in essence, not much more than a massive collection of penises (penii) under a thick skin. While very few accurate descriptions of these creatures have existed into present times, we can be pleased to learn that awareness of them has propagated generationally in our culture. Most men don’t even realize that when they exaggerate the size of their penis – referring to it as “monstrous” or “dinosaur-like” – they are helping to keep alive the hidden truth of the strange and horny beasts we know as dinosaurs.