[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

All of my sons have attended his Second Mile Group. Not a single once came home defiled and I confirmed their virginity was intact.

Brother, could you explain exactly how you confirm a boy's virginity is intact?

There have been some rumors about my youth pastor, and I'm thinking it'd be a good idea to ensure that none of the rumors are true!

You know, before I fire him.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

Brother, could you explain exactly how you confirm a boy's virginity is intact?

There have been some rumors about my youth pastor, and I'm thinking it'd be a good idea to ensure that none of the rumors are true!

You know, before I fire him.

I treat this subject here.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

All of my sons have attended his Second Mile Group. Not a single once came home defiled and I confirmed their virginity was intact.

I too obtained one of those feeler virginity gauges back when my son was young. Careful measurements were taken every time he returned home. I am proud to say he has grown up to be a good Christian male.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

I treat this subject here.

Ah, thank you. I will . . . um . . . pass this information along to the boys' fathers.

[HTannor]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

Ah, thank you. I will . . . um . . . pass this information along to the boys' fathers.

Well, Rev. Rodimer, I am rather taken aback by your reticence in taking the lead in your congregation by just "passing on" this invaluable information to your flock.

I believe, that, as the leader in your church, you should be more than willing to conduct regular workshops demonstrating these techniques to the menfolk.

I strongly suggest you make an announcement from the pulpit this coming Sunday of your intentions to "take the lead" in verifying the virginity of all the young lads in your church immediately following the service.

Perhaps while the workshop is being conducted, the womenfolk can coordinate a potluck luncheon to feed the men after the workshop. If I may be so bold as to suggest a menu, I would recommend dishes such as:

- beanie/wienies

- large sausages with sauerkraut

- ball park franks, and,

- marinated cucumbers (for the ladies)



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[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

I have read the "official" report (found hiding here) of the "Thirty-Third State Wide Investigating Grand Jury," who, WITHOUT polling the public or the Will of the People, took it upon themselves to hold a kangaroo court against our Joe Pa and the beloved game of ALL AMERICAN FOOTBALL ! ! !

Here's just a few of the suspicious errors I noticed right away.

1.) The report mentions no names of the supposedly underage "victims"... there's just Victim 1, Victim 2, the initials "F.A", and so on. HOW CAN YOU EVEN DEFEND YOURSELF WHEN THE ENEMY WON'T SHOW IT'S FACE ? ? ?

This is ludicrous and indefesible.

2.) Right up front, the report mentions the "reported sexual assaults." Yes, read that again: REPORTED sexual assaults. So, this "grand" jury wants to have it both ways and play both sides of the field: "It's a Finding Of Facts, oh, no, sorry, it's Reported Sexual Assaults.."

WHICH is it ? ? ? And WHAT ARE THEY HIDING ? ? ?

3.) The report's all supposedly part of a "Multi-Year Investigation". Which means of course that they couldn't find anything right away, UP FRONT, but kept bilking the taxpayers for years and years as they dug and dug and dug and just before hitting China finally INVENTED...and this is what we get.

4.) Joe Pa's pal Jerry Sandusky supposedly gave the "victimized" boys expensive gifts...including golf clubs (!) Now if you had just "raped" someone, would you right afterwards hand them a heavy golf club...so they could beat your head in ? ? ? I think not.

5.) Sandusky kept the boys who slept over at his house in a "finished basement," NOT his bedroom. Come on! If he had carnal desires on these preadolescent vipers, wouldn't he get them into his bedroom? You know, near maybe a BED? What kind of person puts "rape" victims in a "finished basement"?? Don't make me laugh!

Well, that is all I can handle reviewing right now...this report is just the LIMIT. How dumb do they think we citizens are ? ?
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[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

Here's some news that should put an end to this constant hammering on Jerry.

He is a Christian. He even has a Bible verse painted on his garage door.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/jerry-sandusky-is-he-a-christian-61960/

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

I believe, that, as the leader in your church, you should be more than willing to conduct regular workshops demonstrating these techniques to the menfolk..

Justice Tannor, I would like to extend an invitation to you and to Brother James to visit North Salem, and provide the demonstrations yourselves.

Doubtless you are far more experienced in these matters than I, and you could treat it as a special outreach for Landover.

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Oh, it looks like Uncle Sam is getting ready to inspect the virginity of some young boys, as described by Justice Tannor.

Here's some news that should put an end to this constant hammering on Jerry.

He is a Christian. He even has a Bible verse painted on his garage door.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/je...ristian-61960/

Not to mention one on his fence, which I'm sure clears his name entirely!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

What moral adult doesn't shower with children of the same sex?
It's your duty to do it and make certain they behave in the shower with other children. Then, if they misbehave report them to the Pastors ASAP!
Nip it in the bud!
Homosexuality can be cured and the kids could have a shot at paradise. It our job as adults to watch their bodies all the time and see what they are doing!

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

Here's some news that should put an end to this constant hammering on Jerry.

He is a Christian. He even has a Bible verse painted on his garage door.

http://www.christianpost.com/news/je...ristian-61960/

Absolutely! And the stirring quote on Brother Sandusky's door is the tender and all-enveloping, "Be Still and know that I am God..." (Psalm 46:10)

How many times he probably tried to tell those sacred words to his protogees, only to have them turn from God™ with their vicious lies and invent these stories!

The name of his book was "Touched," for goodness sake. Obviously he is telling us he was TOUCHED by the Lord™s Love.
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[ditzygurl83]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

I remember when this story broke, yes it even made the news up here in Canada. I cried so much for the boys in this, that the Devil had obviously got into them and twisted their minds with his homosexual ways and tried to corrupt this very Godly man! To think that they will all burn in hell for attempting to make this servant of the Lord look like a mere pedofile is so sad. But it is what the deserve for doing so!
My daddy says that this coach will always have a place here if he needs to get away from the Devils in his town. We have a proper room set up for him that he can share with my brother. They have bunk beds in his room and daddy says he can have the top if he wants! Glory and Praise!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

My daddy says that this coach will always have a place here if he needs to get away from the Devils in his town. We have a proper room set up for him that he can share with my brother. They have bunk beds in his room and daddy says he can have the top if he wants! Glory and Praise!

That is so kind and generous of your father! I'd heard that Mr. Sandusky preferred to be on top.

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

My daddy loves Football and has always been a HUGE fan of Mr. Sandusky! He never believed for a minute the statements that the Devil has said of Mr. Sandusky. I have never believed them either. And as great as my pie is, my brother makes an incredible sausage dish that he is ready to prepare at any time should Mr. Sandusky decide to join us and no doubt he will be very hungry to try my brothers sausage!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

My daddy loves Football and has always been a HUGE fan of Mr. Sandusky! He never believed for a minute the statements that the Devil has said of Mr. Sandusky. I have never believed them either. And as great as my pie is, my brother makes an incredible sausage dish that he is ready to prepare at any time should Mr. Sandusky decide to join us and no doubt he will be very hungry to try my brothers sausage!

My dear young lady, you're making me positively ravenous! Pie AND sausage, all in the same house!

If Mr. Sandusky doesn't come, perhaps I should make a visit to Canada!

[ditzygurl83]

Re: Jerry Sandusky: Football Coach, Manly Man, Victim of Rape

Oh my yes you should!!! You would love it!! You really should come. I hope if you do though you will accept my womanly apologies that it is not more Godly here. I remember one time my brother was cooking his sausage and I was making my pie in the kitchen at the same time and his sausage got in my pie!! Oh dear we laughed that day. Dad came home and was a bit upset at first until he tried the sausage pie, he loved it!! Now we do make it sometimes on special occasions, which is to day whenever daddy tells us to make it!
We can make it for you to! It's very delicate to make, you have to be sure the sausage goes into the pie just right! Glory and Praise!!