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  • Rozen
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2006
    • 4

    #1

    Introduction thing.

    I think I got hit for not introducing myself before. But hello, I am Rozen.
  • Sister Noddy
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2007
    • 1843

    #2
    Re: Introduction thing.

    Originally posted by Rozen View Post

    I think I got hit for not introducing myself before. But hello, I am Rozen.
    Hi, I'm Nan
    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #3
      Re: Introduction thing.

      Originally posted by Rozen View Post
      I think I got hit for not introducing myself before. But hello, I am Rozen.
      That is not an introduction. We'd like to hear about your background, what Church you attend, your favorite Bible verses, and why you are here.

      By the way, what level Tither can we expect out of you?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Loser_seed
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Apr 2007
        • 293

        #4
        Re: Introduction thing.

        Originally posted by Rozen View Post
        I think I got hit for not introducing myself before. But hello, I am Rozen.

        Hi, there.

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        • Brother Guy Bayard
          Anvil of the Antipodes
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2007
          • 1271

          #5
          Re: Introduction thing.

          Hello Rozen. I too am new to the fold. I'd like to assure one and all I am a caucasian male of good protestant background and have never met, much less spoken with any unsaved trash such as nigras, homers or cathylicks. Except my sister in law - shes an ex cathlick wiccan type who i suspect sups from the furry cup while my brother is at work. But thats not my fault, and may god send her to the fiery depths of hell - and my brother too, for bringing such filth into the family. perhaps one may have some advice for those of us whose siblings have betrayed their family, their faith and themselves by marrying strange ex-catholic/wiccan/lesbians. Does God even recognise this unholy union?. Would Baptism straighten her out? Can my Brother be forgiven? What about my parents for giving their union their blessing? Am I the only one that sees the evil under our own roof? Help! Advice is needed...
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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          • Rachael Van Helsing
            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
            • Sep 2006
            • 5131

            #6
            Re: Introduction thing.

            Guy, why don't you quit being a lazy thread-moocher and start your own intro thread rather than derailing everyone else's?
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            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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            • Brother Guy Bayard
              Anvil of the Antipodes
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2007
              • 1271

              #7
              Re: Introduction thing.

              Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
              Guy, why don't you quit being a lazy thread-moocher and start your own intro thread rather than derailing everyone else's?
              Good point. My excuse is I am really new at this forum thing . I promise to lift my game and quit being a thread moocher. I just need to work out how. Apologies to all.
              The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
              Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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              • Joo
                International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Jun 2007
                • 831

                #8
                Re: Introduction thing.

                Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                Guy, why don't you quit being a lazy thread-moocher and start your own intro thread rather than derailing everyone else's?
                My Rachael, that was almost a Zeke worthy statement.

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                • Rachael Van Helsing
                  HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5131

                  #9
                  Re: Introduction thing.

                  Originally posted by Joo View Post
                  My Rachael, that was almost a Zeke worthy statement.
                  Don't let Zeke see you say that, or he'll start to think he's had a 'True christian influence' on me.

                  I don't mean to be a meanie-pants, however I'm under an inordinate amount of stress and the little things are getting to me.
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                  Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Joo
                    International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                    Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 831

                    #10
                    Re: Introduction thing.

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Don't let Zeke see you say that, or he'll start to think he's had a 'True christian influence' on me.
                    Ha ha, true true.

                    Anyways as far as stress goes I always say it's better to just remember that you're problems are nothing but air. I'm sure you've got access to food and water, so you're survival is not in imminent danger. Everything past that is just superficial human concerns.

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #11
                      Re: Introduction thing.

                      Originally posted by Joo View Post
                      Ha ha, true true.

                      Anyways as far as stress goes I always say it's better to just remember that you're problems are nothing but air. I'm sure you've got access to food and water, so you're survival is not in imminent danger. Everything past that is just superficial human concerns.

                      I appreciate you're trying to help, dude, but until you leave school and experience the real world, you aren't really qualified to talk about stress. But, thanks for caring.
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2006
                        • 12414

                        #12
                        Re: Introduction thing.

                        Originally posted by Guy View Post
                        Good point. My excuse is I am really new at this forum thing . I promise to lift my game and quit being a thread moocher. I just need to work out how. Apologies to all.
                        Oh dear! No need to apologize to Rachel! She's been around the block, sure, but she's still only a witch. If not for lieberal secular law, she would have gone up in flame ages ago! The proper way to respond when she starts getting uppity is with a good, firm rebuke.

                        Now I have a question about your name and its pronunciation. Is it "g-eye" as in "a man", or is it "g-ee", as in a snotty frog from Europe or Canuckistan?
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                        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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                        • Joo
                          International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                          Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                          • Jun 2007
                          • 831

                          #13
                          Re: Introduction thing.

                          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post

                          I appreciate you're trying to help, dude, but until you leave school and experience the real world, you aren't really qualified to talk about stress. But, thanks for caring.
                          Fair enough.

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621

                            #14
                            Re: Introduction thing.

                            Originally posted by Joo View Post
                            Ha ha, true true.

                            Anyways as far as stress goes I always say it's better to just remember that you're problems are nothing but air. I'm sure you've got access to food and water, so you're survival is not in imminent danger. Everything past that is just superficial human concerns.
                            Please! Poor Rachael has been impregnated by five different Japs over the last week, she's due to appear in court over the mysterious disappearence of numerous babies in her area, and her husband spends most of his time fornicating with strange men in the toilets of the nearest Unitarian "Church". Oh, and, like you, she's going to Hell. I'd say she can be forgiven for feeling a bit under the weather.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • Joo
                              International JOO and fellow-travelling Communiss.
                              Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                              • Jun 2007
                              • 831

                              #15
                              Re: Introduction thing.

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Please! Poor Rachael has been impregnated by five different Japs over the last week, she's due to appear in court over the mysterious disappearence of numerous babies in her area, and her husband spends most of his time fornicating with strange men in the toilets of the nearest Unitarian "Church". Oh, and, like you, she's going to Hell. I'd say she can be forgiven for feeling a bit under the weather.
                              Never said she wasn't forgiven or anything like that.

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