Window Baby Cages for sale

[Jack O'fagan]

I saw this wonderful idea recently and I think I am going to go into production with it. In the UK during the 1930's and 1940's some clever chap came up with the idea of a baby cage that attaches to your window. The cages were given out by Infant Welfare Centres.

You have the advantage of not having a child crawling around (space is at a premium, especially if you live in a high rise building) and if it starts to scream you can just shut the window. Also in the summer the baby can spend all day in the healthy sunshine. For some reason the idea fell out of fashion around the time of the blitz.

Some people may see a potential problem with the design but don't worry, as the article says the cage 'is guarded on the apartment side by a cloth net which prevents children from crawling back into the room'.

I'm going into production with these. On a small scale at first.

I will be producing two model. A basic model, I'm thinking around $100.

A deluxe model with stronger more adequate straps and a 'rain proof' cover, (I will also make sure all splinters are removed on this model). This will probably be around $150. Post and packaging will have to be arranged on an individual basis.

Acts 20:9
And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep:

First come first served!

Jack

[James Hutchins]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale!

Can the inside be locked to ensure the child is unable to ingress? I'd hate for the child to tumble.

I assume the window can be closed with the device attached as I do not want to let bugs in, heat or cooled air out.

Do you plan to make them large enough for a mother in law?

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

James, it will be very easy to put a padlock on it so the child should be safe from falling back into the room.

It will be possible to shut the window so that in the summer mosquitoes etc shouldn't be able to get into the house .

If you can get the approximate dimensions and weight of your mother in law I am more than happy to give you a quote. (10% discount for True Christians)

YIC

Jack

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

If you're on the ground floor, make sure there are no catlick "priests" in the neighborhood. They'll go around grabbing those kids like chickens at the market.

YiC,

Zech
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[VictoryOS]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

If you're on the ground floor, make sure there are no catlick "priests" in the neighborhood. They'll go around grabbing those kids like chickens at the market.

YiC,

Zech
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Like Negroes taking pies from window sills.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

If you're on the ground floor, make sure there are no catlick "priests" in the neighborhood. They'll go around grabbing those kids like chickens at the market.

YiC,

Zech
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Good point Zech. Yes for safety reasons I would suggest that these are only used above 40' or so and maybe get the neighbors to keep an eye out for a priest with a ladder.

Jack

[James Hutchins]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

James, it will be very easy to put a padlock on it so the child should be safe from falling back into the room.

It will be possible to shut the window so that in the summer mosquitoes etc shouldn't be able to get into the house .

If you can get the approximate dimensions and weight of your mother in law I am more than happy to give you a quote. (10% discount for True Christians)

YIC

Jack

This sounds terriffic! I'll take a half dozen of the window size. My mother in law on her knees comes to about my belt height, so that is 45" tall.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Like Negroes taking pies from window sills.

The baby cage would also make an effective pie cooling area that is safe from hip hopping Nigras!
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[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

You read my mind Brother Larni, But I was thinking it would make a great trap for pie stealing negroes.

I bet it would work better than this box that I had rigged up.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

The baby cage would also make an effective pie cooling area that is safe from hip hopping Nigras!
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That's a great idea! However can I just suggest that hot pies are not put in the cage with babies. Safety first.

YIC

Jack

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

A wonderful idea Brother. And they will pay for themselves in no time, as this device also eliminates the need for diapers, or even clothing for the newborn infant. The tot can evacuate liquids and solids in any direction and gravity will do the cleanup.

I also imagine this will reduce SIDS deaths in infants as the airway can never be restricted, regardless of the position of the baby.

Well done, my friend.

In Christ

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

This sounds terriffic! I'll take a half dozen of the window size. My mother in law on her knees comes to about my belt height, so that is 45" tall.

If you give me the dimensions of your window I will start to get some plans together.

Also the finish you require for the wood? Basically it's dark or light creosote, your choice.

The metal caging is going to be coated with a high quality paint that I have used for years. I've got loads of it in the shed that needs using up. It's called 'White Lead' and gives a great finish that lasts.

YIC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

They'll go around grabbing those kids like chickens at the market.

Like Negroes taking pies from window sills.

Like hungry atheists at a maternity ward!


What real atheists look like.

That's a great idea! However can I just suggest that hot pies are not put in the cage with babies. Safety first.

Imagine the damage to your pie!

[Art Speir]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

The metal caging is going to be coated with a high quality paint that I have used for years. I've got loads of it in the shed that needs using up. It's called 'White Lead' and gives a great finish that lasts.

So you continuously beat your wives with rods while pregnant, you continuously hit your children with rods, now you are talking about caging them and putting lead paint on those cages. What's next putting cyanide in their milk?

[Talitha]

Re: Window Baby Cages for sale

What's next putting cyanide in their milk?

That's just plain silly.