Smoking vs Religion

[Joe the Atheist]

How is smoking different from religion?

• Smoking damages your physical health, but religion damages your mental health.
• Smokers don't kill each other over which brand is better.
• A smoker doesn't get ostracized by his family for quitting or switching brands.
• Smokers don't get upset if their daughters marry non-smokers.
• Smokers don't require their young children to start smoking.
• Smokers don't evangelize to non smokers - "Friend, have you heard about a place called 'Flavor Country'?"

--Joe

[Brother V]

Re: Smoking vs Religion

Friend, you are right!

We True Christians (tm) MUST start acting like smokers!

We MUST go out and send our message to everyone (second hand smoke)! We should provide this second hand smoke to everyone, the more people we can give cancer to (heaven) from our smoking the better job we do.

Friend, your smoking metaphor is perfect.

Praise Jesus for you!

I propose a new Landover Baptist Mission.

Something like:

Smoke a butt for the Lord.


PRAISE JESUS for you Brother Joe!!!

YIC
V

[Talitha]

Re: Smoking vs Religion

Smoking is Biblical. We even know the brand of choice!

Genesis 24: 63-64
And Isaac went out to meditate in the field at the eventide: and he lifted up his eyes, and saw, and, behold, the camels were coming.
And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Smoking vs Religion

Smoking is Biblical. We even know the brand of choice!

Genesis 24: 63-64
And Isaac went out to meditate in the field at the eventide: and he lifted up his eyes, and saw, and, behold, the camels were coming.
And Rebekah lifted up her eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she lighted off the camel.

My daughter's name is Rebekah, and Camel is her brand. I'd like to see some atheist try to pass that off as "coincidence"

She just finished her first week as a freshman at Landover University. I'm so proud.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Talitha]

Re: Smoking vs Religion

My daughter's name is Rebekah, and Camel is her brand. I'd like to see some atheist try to pass that off as "coincidence"

She just finished her first week as a freshman at Landover University. I'm so proud.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Do you know, Pastor, I'd completely forgotten about your Daughter.
It's great that we can teach our kids to be both not seen AND not heard!!

Just in case ANYONE has any doubts, here is Divine proof:



He even blows his own Halo!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Smoking vs Religion

Just in case ANYONE has any doubts, here is Divine proof:

[ATTACH]2301[/ATTACH]

He even blows his own Halo!

Ooooooooooh isn't He lovely, isn't He gorgeous? both manly and Divine! GLORY!