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  • #16
    Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

    And what about waterboarding?
    I think you're on to something here. I've been trying to find alternative methods to cure young boys of the gay. Beating is good, but doesnt always work. Castration always works, but he's not guaranteed a spot in heaven.

    are you from TX too? Brother we should take the boy on a road trip to Freehold, Juarez is full of Mexicans and drug dealers. The boy might just die in the middle of a drug dispute and forever burn in the eternity of flame that is hell.

    by the way i'd rather live in heaven but Freehold will do. And since i'm here spreading the gospel to young children who really need it, TX is third best.
    Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

    LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-29

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    • #17
      Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

      I am not certain that Mexico is the best place for any Ex-Gay© treatment. After all, it is a Catholic country, and we all know that most Catholic priests are sodomite pedophiles. And then there are the issues with tacos as well.

      My treatment at BASH was what cured me. Along with Jesus of course! Glory!
      Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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      Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

      Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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      • #18
        Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post



        You have referred to yourself as having "the santaic viewpoint". You openly reject God. I think "unsaved trash" fits.
        Wrong. I refered to myself as TheOpposingViewpoint, but my name was changed by the administrators.
        Lev 19:15 In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

        I Cor 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

        I Cor 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

        I Cor 6:2-3 Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?

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        • #19
          Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

          Originally posted by TheSatanicViewpoint View Post
          Wrong. I refered to myself as TheOpposingViewpoint, but my name was changed by the administrators.
          Why would you oppose baby Jesus? Oh wait, you abortionist atheists hate all babies By espousing a viewpoint opposing Jesus, you simply are telling the world what Satan whispers in your ears. If your name is changed at all, it has only been clarified.
          Leviticus 26:15-16
          And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it.

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          • #20
            Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

            Originally posted by TheSatanicViewpoint View Post
            Wrong. I refered to myself as TheOpposingViewpoint, but my name was changed by the administrators.
            Don't lie ma'am, it's very unbecoming.

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            • #21
              Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

              Originally posted by TheSatanicViewpoint View Post
              Wrong. I refered to myself as TheOpposingViewpoint, but my name was changed by the administrators.
              At least the Negros in town don't lie like you do.

              Burn in hell, fag
              Christian Theocracy: Change we can believe in.

              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-29

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              • #22
                Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                no need for chemicals man, just use a good ol-fashioned knife to take them testicles!

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                • #23
                  Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                  Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                  I am not certain that Mexico is the best place for any Ex-Gay© treatment. After all, it is a Catholic country, and we all know that most Catholic priests are sodomite pedophiles. And then there are the issues with tacos as well.

                  My treatment at BASH was what cured me. Along with Jesus of course! Glory!
                  where can erectile dysfunction be cured?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                    Originally posted by midge2012 View Post
                    where can erectile dysfunction be cured?
                    I upstand that penile function is associated with male pride but maybe a lack of function may be His will?

                    Psalm 75:5 Lift not up your horn on high: speak not with a stiff neck.

                    YIC

                    Jack
                    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                      Originally posted by midge2012 View Post
                      where can erectile dysfunction be cured?
                      The reason for erectile dysfunction is down to one thing and think we all know what that is:

                      That's right: anal sex.

                      When confronted with a good Christian woman laying stock still in the missionary position (no doubt thinking about running up a new pair of curtain for her family) the manly True Christian(tm) man should have no trouble doing the thankless task of impregnating his wife quickly and efficiently.

                      Studies show that men can only 'not get it up' (appologise to the ladies of Landover for he vulgarity) when their brains are full of images of the penile member being forced painfully into the buttockular area of a young, flaxan haired, blue eyed young youth.

                      The agony and pain both parties suffer in the action of anal rape is enough to put any man of their business.

                      So there you go


                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                        Originally posted by midge2012 View Post
                        where can erectile dysfunction be cured?
                        So called erectile dysfunction does not exist. If God smites your penis such that it cannot become engorged with blood, then He had a very good reason for doing so. Taking secular drugs like Viagra©, Cialis©, or Levitra© is an insult to the Lord. One should never attempt to achieve a chemically enhanced boner unless one wishes to spend eternity in Hell being raped by demons with gigantic flaming erections.
                        Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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                        Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!

                        Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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                        • #27
                          Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                          Originally posted by midge2012 View Post
                          where can erectile dysfunction be cured?
                          With God, all things are possible (Matthew 19:26). Mr. Etheldreda is very strong in his faith and has never had a problem with any dysfunction of the erectile variability. We've had one healthy birth for each and every act of marital relations. Fourteen times, fourteen children. Never an instance of failure on his part, and all the praise and glory go to Jesus!



                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                            Originally posted by midge2012 View Post
                            where can erectile dysfunction be cured?
                            What does this have to do with chemical castration?



                            And don't you even think about asking any True Christian(tm) Pastor to aid you with the laying-on of hands.
                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • #29
                              Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                              Originally posted by midge2012 View Post
                              where can erectile dysfunction be cured?
                              I have no idea what that is, but absolutely everything can be cured with prayer! #Matthew 21:22
                              I Jesus!

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                              • #30
                                Re: Chemical Castration as a Cure for The Gay

                                Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                                I have no idea what that is, but absolutely everything can be cured with prayer! #Matthew 21:22
                                It's because you're 11.
                                You don't know anything other than what you read from that silly made-up book.

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