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  • Self Wacker
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    • Aug 2008
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    #46
    Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

    No, it's not dangerous. Heath Ledger is dead now. He can't do anything to our hineys anymore. They used special effects to make it look like he was alive in the movie. For instance, they smeared make-up all over his face to hide the signs of decomposition. And I think they must have propped up the body somehow, like a Muppet. (That's how it makes them feel to get fisted, by the way--like a Muppet.)

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    • JennyD
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      • Dec 2007
      • 9567

      #47
      Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

      Originally posted by Tal E. Wacker View Post
      No, it's not dangerous. Heath Ledger is dead now. He can't do anything to our hineys anymore. They used special effects to make it look like he was alive in the movie. For instance, they smeared make-up all over his face to hide the signs of decomposition. And I think they must have propped up the body somehow, like a Muppet. (That's how it makes them feel to get fisted, by the way--like a Muppet.)
      You seem to have firsthand knowledge of such things.

      For that matter, you seem very familiar. Where have I seen you before?
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      • Nightspit
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        • Sep 2008
        • 29

        #48
        Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
        The Bible is not like the Lord of the Rings. It is a HOLY BOOK about our Savior JESUS CHRIST, and everything His Father in Heaven wants us to do to be saved, including instructions on how to worship Him and what types of fabrics do not go together. The Bible has everything we need!
        But Lord of the Rings also talks about our Savior FRODO BAGGINS who with his holy fellowship saved the earth from the devil himself:Sauron !
        Why not believe what that book says instead of the "Holy Bible". It's basically the same crap!

        P.S. I also heard that you can get AIDs by reading posts of sinners on the Internet!!! WATCH OUT!!!!

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        • Brother Temperance
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          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #49
          Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

          Originally posted by Nightmist View Post
          But Lord of the Rings also talks about our Savior FRODO BAGGINS who with his holy fellowship saved the earth from the devil himself:Sauron !
          Why not believe what that book says instead of the "Holy Bible".
          Where in the Lord of the Rings does it mention being infallible?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • Nightspit
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            • Sep 2008
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            #50
            Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

            LotR interpretation about "god" is different. Frodo isn't infallible cause he wants to be closer to man than this cold blooded creature named God.

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            • Nightspit
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              • Sep 2008
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              #51
              Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

              And I also believe that Batman is even better suited for god. And having Joker as the devil would be just perfect!!!

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              • AliceS
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                • Sep 2008
                • 19

                #52
                Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                A serious question here folks -

                My fiancee' really wants to go see the new Batman Movie "The Dark Knight", and I was planning to take her sometime this week.

                However, I just found out 'Brokeback Mountain' sodomite Heath Ledger's in it! Apparently he plays the Joker. I find this strange. Doesn't Jack Nickolson play the Joker? Isn't that Ledger fag dead??

                I was wondering if there's any danger of getting AIDs from this movie? I hear you can definetly get it by watching Broken-ass Mountain. It's worrying what with this Ledger Homer in it.

                I also hear that there's a scene in which Batman ass-rapes Ledger in a police cell, wearing nothing but a cowboy-hat! If that's true I'm definetly not going anywhere near this sick piece of garbage!

                Should we boycott this movie?
                I really don't suggest you watch it.. the leather, the outfits.. quite kinky, it could be quite unsettling for you.
                Now, as a good christian, don't you believe in showing respect for at least the dead, regardless of their sexuality? On that note, Heath Ledger wasn't gay, he was openminded enough to play the role of a homosexual in a movie. He was also a brilliant and charismatic actor.
                But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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                • AliceS
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                  • Sep 2008
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                  #53
                  Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                  hahahaha I just realised that Homer was a reference to homosexuals! This whole time I've been thinking of the ancient greek writer
                  But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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                  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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                    • Dec 2006
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                    #54
                    Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                    Originally posted by AliceS View Post
                    I really don't suggest you watch it.. the leather, the outfits.. quite kinky, it could be quite unsettling for you.
                    Watch the pornography! There could be children reading this.
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                    • AliceS
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                      • Sep 2008
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                      #55
                      Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                      Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                      Watch the pornography! There could be children reading this.
                      The word kinky primarily means weird.
                      Leather? What are most shoes made out of?
                      And costumes? With halloween just round the corner, how is this an offensive word?
                      And with obscene and offensive comments directed at homosexuals in the most crude manner, THIS you pick out?
                      But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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                      • Old Iron Crotch
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                        • May 2007
                        • 3056

                        #56
                        Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                        Originally posted by AliceS View Post
                        The word kinky primarily means weird.
                        Leather? What are most shoes made out of?
                        And costumes? With halloween just round the corner, how is this an offensive word?
                        And with obscene and offensive comments directed at homosexuals in the most crude manner, THIS you pick out?

                        You're expecting logic from a group of people who worship a Jewish zombie who was his own dad?
                        Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                        • Parabola
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                          • Sep 2008
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                          #57
                          Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                          Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                          You're expecting logic from a group of people who worship a Jewish zombie who was his own dad?
                          Είναι θεούληδες, μην τους βρίζετε

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                          • AliceS
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                            • Sep 2008
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                            #58
                            Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                            Originally posted by Old Iron Crotch View Post
                            You're expecting logic from a group of people who worship a Jewish zombie who was his own dad?
                            I can only hope :]
                            which is proving to be difficult. I'm beginning to understand why Bush was re-elected.
                            But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
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                              #59
                              Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

                              Originally posted by AliceS View Post
                              I can only hope :]
                              which is proving to be difficult. I'm beginning to understand why Bush was re-elected.
                              Jesus is the reason the George W. Bush was elected both times! And believe you me; He'll be the reason GWB serves a third term too!
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                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
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                                • Sep 2006
                                • 2373

                                #60
                                Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

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