[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

You baptists never seem to stop running out ridiculous things to say. Wow. Funny as hell though.

I'll garantee you that there's nothing "funny" about HELL whatsoever:

Matthew 25:30 (King James Version)
And cast ye the unprofitable servant into outer darkness: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Luke 16:23 (King James Version)
And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.

2 Thessalonians 1:8-9 (King James Version)
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

Revelation 21:8 (King James Version)
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Mark 9:44 (King James Version)
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

Revelation 9:2 (King James Version)
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.

Revelation 14:11(King James Version)
And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name.

Revelation 20:14 (King James Version)
And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death.

Luke 16:24 (King James Version)
And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.

[AcaiCluster]

Re: Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!

Orgasms are the best. End of discussion. Childbirth is painful. God cursed Eve to endure pain while giving birth. Not while procreating. If that were the case he would have said so. And seriously if God is such a strict God, why not just destroy Adam and Eve and start from scratch? Not give the next pair free will? The ability to love and hope and dream and be whomever we wish to be? Please explain that to me?

God loved Adam and Eve and allowed them to live even though they and future generations(say like oh US) will suffer. He could have taken our free will and emotions and that would have been the end of it.

[Sister Charli]

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This may sound like a silly question but... what is an orgasm?

As I am soon to marry I also had to ask the same question.

Pastor John and Mrs Rebekkah explained it to me as thus ....

Before reading further please ask your father of husband to allow you to do so ..

An orgasm is necessary for men to impregnate women for the purpose of making little soldiers for Jesus. From what I gather the man puts his external sex organs inside his wife's internal sex organs after they marry and pees or something. And that is what produces babies.

I know it sounds really gross and I have heard it can be very painful the first few times and women even bleed as a consequence. Disciple Luke and I are to marry 10.10.2010 and he has already reassured me that, because he has three boys already, it may not be necessary for me to have his peepee inside me.

I don't think females can do the whole orgasm thingamee. Because we do not have external sexual organs that wee.

[Annie1]

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As I am soon to marry I also had to ask the same question.

Pastor John and Mrs Rebekkah explained it to me as thus ....

Before reading further please ask your father of husband to allow you to do so ..

An orgasm is necessary for men to impregnate women for the purpose of making little soldiers for Jesus. From what I gather the man puts his external sex organs inside his wife's internal sex organs after they marry and pees or something. And that is what produces babies.

I know it sounds really gross and I have heard it can be very painful the first few times and women even bleed as a consequence. Disciple Luke and I are to marry 10.10.2010 and he has already reassured me that, because he has three boys already, it may not be necessary for me to have his peepee inside me.

I don't think females can do the whole orgasm thingamee. Because we do not have external sexual organs that wee.

Daddy read over what you wrote and stood behind me while I read it... I'll be honest Sister Charli, that sounds really gross.

Daddy told me that when I get a husband, if making soldiers for Christ doesn't hurt then my husband is doing something wrong. I guess one just has to close one's eyes and think of Jesus...


Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

[Sister Charli]

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Genesis 3:16: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Yes. That is good scripture Annie.

Ask your Daddy whether he thinks you are old enough to read this next bit.

But as horrible as the marital union is, the end result is a gorgeous little baby for Jesus. So no matter how much it hurts it is something worth enduring. Plus I have heard it lasts less than a minute on average. And you only have to do it 2 nights about a week after your menstra time finishes. And then, of course, if you fall pregnant you do not have to try again until about 6 weeks after the baby is born. So that gives you 10 months not having to do it at all.

[Cindy Lou Jenkins]

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Billy Bob tells me that the female orgasm is a myth invented by feminists to make women more uppity than they already are. I have decided I do not believe in the female orgasm.

(Billy Bob: I approve this post.)

[BelovedEternally]

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if you dont like it, then don't attempt to get one :> Bad.

[Revelation2010]

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Do you guys, have an explanation for this?

"Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefilled: but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge." Hebrews 13:4 (KJV!)



I mean I'm willing to listen... I'm a Christian young lady. Raised by a Baptist Preacher, homeschooled with Biblical curriculum my whole life. Baptised, and dedicated my life to Jesus.

What does "in all" mean? In the above Scripture, if not intercourse? Also, "the bed undefilled"?

I believe scripture.... I don't just take peoples word for it. I only know where God said, sexual intercourse outside of marriage was wrong. I'm a young lady, a virgin, and have no desire to be the other, unless my husband came along. Again, *YOU*, will only convince me with Scripture.

And in I Corinthians 7:8-9, "I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I. But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn."

The Church throughout the New Testament, had to take care of widows. If a man lost his wife, would he not just get a job to support himself? And not be a widow? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this scripture refering to a woman? I mean wouldn't he, according to Scripture, be worse than an infidel, for not supplying for his family? What is to contain then? Wanting a husband? Then it is good to marry, if you cannot contain from wanting a man, by my understanding of the Scripture( again correct me). It does not say wanting one is wrong either.

I would earnestly like to know the truth of these.

Also, what does it mean in Genesis 3:16, when God says, "thy desire shall be to thy husband"? It is in the same part about childbearing. *I* always assumed that it was talking about the act of procreation. That she would desire her husband in that way.

I'm going to quote this Scripture twice, for empasis of my question: I Corinthains 7:2
"Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
"Nevertheless, to avoid fornication,... let every woman have her own husband."

Fornication, is sexual intercourse prior to Marriage, and it is a sin. If men were only justified in enjoying such a thing, why then doesn't the Scripture say, "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let everyman have his own wife.(PERIOD)"?

Or, are you saying that sex isn't to be enjoyed by either gender???

I don't know where the Bible says that it is a sin. Not to say that it doesn't. I mean I have read the Bible over several times, but I might have missed it. I just know about fornication and adultery. And about the bed not being defiled in marriage, by my understanding of Hebrews 13:4.

I mean, I really want to do what Jesus says! I told him that the thing that I want most in life (which is a family) I would lay down, if it would hinder me from serving Him.

I was told that intercourse in marriage, was as innocent as eating food. People have the desire to eat, and comming in after working all day, and eating a meal, and enjoying it and being grateful to the Lord for it is not a sin.

I mean God created man. God gave man the tools for reproduction. God commanded the man and the woman to reproduce. I've always enjoyed doing what the Lord told me to do... But you are saying that it is wrong to enjoy something the Lord commanded you to do? I was told that sex was a vital part of multiplying, which is what God commanded us to do. "And His commandments are not grievious," (I John 5:3) I feel taken a back, that you say that.

I am not some femminist! I hate the whole idea! I find few things more repulsive, and uncomely than disrespect to authority, whether it be of a husband, parents, or any authority that God has set over you. My Father, also agrees with me, about this ladies.

Also, hormones have nothing to do with intercourse. Hormones cause your hair to grow... and do many things in the body. They are totally unrelated. It is a collective name, given to various chemicals in the body. I was taught that in school. What's wrong with studying anatomy in general? Luke, was a physician! It's like saying arms are *devils, because you can use them to commit theft!

*(demon is actually the world's term for devils, the KJV, doesn't use the word once. Look it up in a concordance if you don't believe me. It means "little god". And that is what the Devil wanted to be, God, from the beginning, from the account in Isaiah to his choice of words in Genesis. So he is winning a small victory over you by you using that word. Which is why I refuse to use it!)

[handmaiden]

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Let me see if I understand your argument.

Your point is that if sex wasn't supposed to feel good for women, and they weren't supposed to want to have it, then God wouldn't have bothered to command women to abstain from sex outside marriage.

Or the reverse would be, since women don't "naturally" want to do it, and can't gain any pleasure from doing it, they are in no danger of being tempted to do any such thing, so God didn't need to warn women against something that they aren't inclined to do anyway.

Listen, there is absolutely no "natural" inclination for a man to put his you-know-what anywhere but in the woman's you-know-where. But men keep seeking out strange receptacles. And God commands against this.

There is nothing natural about a woman exerting any authority over a man, but so many women seek to do so, and God commands against this also.

Come to think of it, with all the glorious food available to Eve in the Garden, there was nothing natural about the fruit from the tree of knowledge that should have made her decide that she just had to have that fruit, even though God specifically said, "No."

Women do have a natural desire for men. They desire men to take care of them, protect them and provide for them. It's natural to want to make a man happy, and only feminazis feel otherwise.

So many of the things that God forbids don't seem "natural" to me. I have no desire to murder anybody. But I don't pat myself on the back for not murdering people on a daily basis.

Different people struggle with different sins based on their particular proclivities. Men struggle with lust, and that is why good Christian women dress modestly and submit to their husbands in the bedroom.

With prayer and God's mercy, a man can be freed from lust and handle the matter of conception in a holy manner that is acceptable to the Lord.

The release of the little proto-Christians is just that-- a release. It doesn't have to be that big of deal.

After all, who ever needed to smoke a cigarette after a good sneeze?


Properly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Revelation2010]

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Thank you... But if we weren't supposed to have it than why did God make us so we have to do it in order to fulfill his commandment.

And if we have to do it to fulfill his commandment, why is it wrong to enjoy it? I thought that we were supposed to enjoy and be grateful for the things God has given us?

Where does the Bible say that it is wrong to enjoy it(besides outside of Marriage), please ?

Or did she just assume that on her own reasoning?

I don't understand the reasoning behind that statement or the Scriptual references...

Not to be sarcastic, but why should I believe you? I don't want to believe a lie. I will only believe the truth.

[Brother Harold Porter]

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Thank you... But if we weren't supposed to have it than why did God make us so we have to do it in order to fulfill his commandment.

And if we have to do it to fulfill his commandment, why is it wrong to enjoy it? I thought that we were supposed to enjoy and be grateful for the things God has given us?

Where does the Bible say that it is wrong to enjoy it(besides outside of Marriage), please ?

Or did she just assume that on her own reasoning?

I don't understand the reasoning behind that statement or the Scriptual references...

Not to be sarcastic, but why should I believe you? I don't want to believe a lie. I will only believe the truth.

Where does the Bible say that a woman need have an orgasm to produce a child? The man must of course, as a biological necessity. But the woman could just as well be fast asleep when the deed is done.

In creating our 4 sons, Mrs. Porter never had an orgasm as I fulfilled my role as quickly as possible while loudly reading Judges to her.

Why do you focus on sinful thoughts rather than praise God that He gave you the gift of childbirth to serve Him?

In Christ!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Not to be sarcastic, but why should I believe you? I don't want to believe a lie. I will only believe the truth.

Not to be sarcastic but why are you on the internet researching women and orgasms. Were you looking for porn? Were you touching yourself in a sinful manner? Shame on you.

Don't be surprised if you wake up in the middle of the night only to find a demon sitting next to you pleasuring himself and drooling on you. You asked for it by being a hussy and looking for sex on the internet.

[Praise Arceus]

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Sorry to be so fresh and blunt but I was deep in prayer and this came to me.

Women take note. If you ever feel pleasure while being intimate it is SATAN or his DEMONS causing the sensations!

Don't give into it. Don't let the pleasure sweep you away. You don't want to go to HELL for that do you?

Well, I guess I am going to HELL?! I better pack lightly...Hum, should I take my swimsuit?! Won't need a sweater...

[Mt.HermonSantaCruz90]

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I was thinking about it and I think for the most part an orgasm is bad but there may be instances when it is good. For example say Christian man became weak and gave his wife equal control and say into the matter of sex then she could deny him and he would allow it. But, if a woman had an orgasm that pleasure could be enough to convince her to have sex for procreation with her husband and then perhaps the thought of a son being born would toughen up the man again to where he could retake his power with the intention of being a great example for that child.
*shrug* Just a thought but I'm curious as to what everyone thinks, if that could be the one time it is 'good'

Also, going back to a post towards the beginning in a way isn't it God that created female orgasms no matter which way since:
God -> Orgasms OR
God -> Satan -> Orgasms but that also leads to the question of which was created first since it could be God-> Orgasms along with everything else -> Satan which can manipulate it for evil in some circumstances

[Hallowedbythyname]

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I have long suspected this, and this has been the cause of much dismay in my life recently.

I advised my long term partner that she is no longer allowed to reach climax, or in fact derive any pleasure from 'Love Making' whatsoever. I suggested that during our bouts of 'Procreation' I could strike her forcefully to distract her or maybe light a candle and place it on her somewhere so the burning would stop all pleasurable sensations. As a result of these suggestions, I am now single and alone, except for the warmth god shines upon me. I miss her very much, but she is tainted by the ways of selfishness and ungodly thoughts.