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    This sinner can't tell the Bible from pulp fiction

    There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    I find this extremely relevant when I see the all too common situation of a group of people either verbally or physically attacking a homosexual. There are those who believe that the gay man is the evil one. But I have seen the world in another light. I know that the attackers are the evil men, and the homosexual is the meek who is beset by tyranny. I do my best to shepherd them, and I do my best to avenge the wrongs in the world. So I say unto thee, go fuck yourselves.
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  • #2
    Re: The name of the Lord.

    Originally posted by 'Merican View Post
    There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    I find this extremely relevant when I see the all too common situation of a group of people either verbally or physically attacking a homosexual. There are those who believe that the gay man is the evil one. But I have seen the world in another light. I know that the attackers are the evil men, and the homosexual is the meek who is beset by tyranny. I do my best to shepherd them, and I do my best to avenge the wrongs in the world. So I say unto thee, go piffle yourselves.
    Try memorizing THESE verses, queerboy:

    Lev.18:22
    Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

    Lev.20:13
    If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

    Rom.1:26-27
    For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #3
      Re: The name of the Lord.

      Originally posted by 'Merican View Post
      There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
      What a long verse that.. It couldn't have been tampered with now could it?

      I find this extremely relevant when I see the all too common situation of a group of people either verbally or physically attacking a homosexual. There are those who believe that the gay man is the evil one. But I have seen the world in another light. I know that the attackers are the evil men, and the homosexual is the meek who is beset by tyranny. I do my best to shepherd them, and I do my best to avenge the wrongs in the world. So I say unto thee, go piffle yourselves.
      YOU ADDED THE FIRST PART YOURSELF, YOU LIAR.
      (The one I bolded isn't there, and the other is incorrect.)
      THIS is what Ezekiel 25:17 says.

      And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes;
      And they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.
      Ezekiel 25:17

      Anyone who doesn't believe me? Look for yourself, people: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:17;&version=9;
      This fag defender is a liar who corrupts the Word of God.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #4
        Re: The name of the Lord.

        If you wanted to quote the bible correctly, you'd have to write in Aramaic. Everything else is just a secondhand translation.

        And Leviticus was an asshole.

        He also said shellfish was evil. Have you ever eaten lobster? Crab? Shrimp maybe? The eating of those animals is on the same line as buttsex.

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        • #5
          Re: The name of the Lord.

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          What a long verse that.. It couldn't have been tampered with now could it?



          YOU ADDED THE FIRST PART YOURSELF, YOU LIAR.
          (The one I bolded isn't there, and the other is incorrect.)
          THIS is what Ezekiel 25:17 says.

          And I will execute great vengeance upon them with furious rebukes;
          And they shall know that I am the LORD, when I shall lay my vengeance upon them.
          Ezekiel 25:17

          Anyone who doesn't believe me? Look for yourself, people: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...:17;&version=9;
          This fag defender is a liar who corrupts the Word of God.
          He took it from the movie "Pulp Fiction", not the best place to study the Bible (KJV1611). The little heathen needs to push the PayPal button for wasting the time of our Godly Pastors and the precious packets of the Lord's Interwebs.
          Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
          brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
          ...and get off my lawn
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          • #6
            Re: The name of the Lord.

            Originally posted by 'Merican View Post
            There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
            Could you please provide a link to any version of the bible that has that verse?

            Additionally, the Old Testament was written in Biblical (Classical) Hebrew. If the Joos had any problem with the translation into English, you would think in the previous nearly 400 years, they would have said something.

            YIC
            V
            Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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            • #7
              Re: The name of the Lord.

              Originally posted by 'Merican View Post
              There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
              Um, you appear to have got a fictional burger-chomping nigra criminal mixed up with Our Lord. Not the wisest thing you could've done.
              Originally posted by 'Merican View Post
              If you wanted to quote the bible correctly, you'd have to write in Aramaic. Everything else is just a secondhand translation.
              Except for the KJV, which is a firsthand translation, guided by God.
              And Leviticus was an asshole.
              You do know that there was never actually a person named Leviticus, don't you?
              He also said shellfish was evil. Have you ever eaten lobster? Crab? Shrimp maybe? The eating of those animals is on the same line as buttsex.
              Have you ever read the New Testament? You should, you might learn something. Acts in particular.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: The name of the Lord.

                Sit down, punk, or I'm going to hit you with my prayer stick.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • #9
                  Re: The name of the Lord.

                  Originally posted by 'Merican View Post

                  If you wanted to quote the bible correctly, you'd have to write in Aramaic. Everything else is just a secondhand translation.

                  And Leviticus was an asshole.

                  He also said shellfish was evil. Have you ever eaten lobster? Crab? Shrimp maybe? The eating of those animals is on the same line as buttsex.
                  Um, make that American English, Jesus' favorite language! Don't you know anything about the KJV1611, the only true Bible, merryman?

                  And what's that about buttersex, now you got me curious (and I don't dare ask my GODLY son-in-law, I'll get a paddling for being an unladylike noddy)
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                  • #10
                    Re: The name of the Lord.

                    Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                    And what's that about buttersex, now you got me curious (and I don't dare ask my GODLY son-in-law, I'll get a paddling for being an unladylike noddy)
                    It's best that you not know, Sister. We True Christian™ men will take care of infiltrating the sodomite meeting places to study their un-Godly practices and then retiring to our prayer closets for some furious rebuking of the demons of nancy-boy-ism. You sisters in Christ can do your part by having sandwiches ready for us when we're done.
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