[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Roman Catholic sex scandal of the day

A pair of lezbo nuns left their order and their church so they could get "married". https://www.thelocal.it/20160928/for...in-civil-union

Are there any limits at all to the depravities of Papists?

No.

FROM YOUR LINK
After the municipal ceremony, women will then receive a religious blessing from ex-priest Franco Barbero, who himself was suspended from the Church in 2003 due to his support of gay marriage and criticism of Catholic doctrine. Since then, he has written books and a blog; it was through this network that he met the former nuns.

I've highlighted the bit, how on earth can that be a religious blessing? The freak's been defrocked! Like I can see that someone might abandon the dogma of some religious order or repudiate its source material—in this case Romish dogma and The Bible + assorted other stuff—but then why would they want a blessing cast in the very terms they've eschewed? From a priest who has also jettisoned enough stuff to be ejected himself from the establishment, and they think this is a religious blessing?

Something happens when people get indoctrinated with falsehood, they seem to lose the ability to think straight. How fortunate that Baptists have been set free from "religion" because we have been taught The Truth.

John 14:6 .Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. .KJV

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I've highlighted the bit, how on earth can that be a religious blessing?

My dear sister, with Catholics it comes as second nature to twist words and find loopholes and outright lie and deny the Truth™ wherever it may serve one's sense of immediate gratification. The moment a Catholic turns to the Vatican for guidance rather than the Bible, they've rationalized turning to any so-called authority. If one priest doesn't have the desired answer, another surely will, and all the while the Holy Word of God is relegated to mere moral suggestions. This is what they teach from the very beginning, although they use different vocabulary in their religious education classes. It's all very sad and would be pathetic if God Himself had pity on them. But He doesn't, and so neither do I. May they all rot in Hell.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Well Catholics, I hope you enjoy tithing your hard earned money to the priest and his flock of merry phedophiles every Sunday. That money does little to feed the poor or clothe the hungry. Instead, it funds child molesting priests and their legal fees, like this monster:

Best remains a Christian Brother, and his legal fees are being paid by the church.

'He's still being funded by the church. I'll just say that blows me away,' Judge Chettle said.

It's understood the Christian Brothers Oceania Province has paid more than $1 million in Best's legal fees over the years.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Shocking, Sister. And on top of that, Pope Frances is now officially promoting atheism!

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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Shocking, Sister. And on top of that, Pope Frances is now officially promoting atheism!

And when you thought that those heathens couldn't get any worse... Well, the Bible is very clear what will happen to them. It's spelled out in Revelations 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Shocking, Sister.

Indeed. Sometimes I wonder if we should change the name of this thread to "Stop me if you've heard this before."

In other news, streamlining their services so Catholics can pay as little attention as possible to the faith they claim to profess, Ireland offers Drive Thru' Ash Wednesday services to those too busy to stop in properly and grovel to their pathetic, attention-whorish, pagan goddess.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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Indeed. Sometimes I wonder if we should change the name of this thread to "Stop me if you've heard this before."

In other news, streamlining their services so Catholics can pay as little attention as possible to the faith they claim to profess, Ireland offers Drive Thru' Ash Wednesday services to those too busy to stop in properly and grovel to their pathetic, attention-whorish, pagan goddess.

In a world noted for cafeteria Christians, the cathylicks appear to have set a new low - drive thru Christianity. Given that the cathylicks never read the Bible (KJV 1611), fast food is the perfect model - just keep the menu short of choices to not back up the line of cars. Wafers, holy water, beads, dashboard icons, and ashes will suffice - and kiss the pope's ring on your way out.

[Father Maurice Lester]

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I must say you folks do provide us with quite a few chortles and chuckles back at HQ! It is hardly obvious that there is a jealous streak the size of Pastor Al's former cabana boy's bedroom amongst you lot!

(You do remember the previous and now incarcerated grifter-in-chief around here?)

We used to think old Al was as batty as they come but the recent batch of recruits here are something else. At least Al was good for the odd round of golf and a few drinks when he hit town and while we had our disagreements he, shall we say, understood the bottom line.

To put it in a perspective you Trumpkins understand... this is all fake news! Just a series of lies and propaganda ramblings loosely based on a few oddities here and there which are bound to happen with such a massive... I mean Yuuuuuuuge.... congregation of immense diversity.

We have been swatting away mistruths and nonsense like this for two thousand years and I assure you that this current trend among the dimmeratti will in no way diminish our good work or stunt the growth of the very Church Jesus built on... you guessed it... The Rock of Saint Peter.





Bless you, my witless wordsmiths,
Father Mo





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[Thomas Taylor]

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I must say you folks do provide us with quite a few chortles and chuckles back at HQ! It is hardly obvious that there is a jealous streak the size of Pastor Al's former cabana boy's bedroom amongst you lot!

(You do remember the previous and now incarcerated grifter-in-chief around here?)

We used to think old Al was as batty as they come but the recent batch of recruits here are something else. At least Al was good for the odd round of golf and a few drinks when he hit town and while we had our disagreements he, shall we say, understood the bottom line.

To put it in a perspective you Trumpkins understand... this is all fake news! Just a series of lies and propaganda ramblings loosely based on a few oddities here and there which are bound to happen with such a massive... I mean Yuuuuuuuge.... congregation of immense diversity.

We have been swatting away mistruths and nonsense like this for two thousand years and I assure you that this current trend among the dimmeratti will in no way diminish our good work or stunt the growth of the very Church Jesus built on... you guessed it... The Rock of Saint Peter.





Bless you, my witless wordsmiths,
Father Mo





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Well howdy doody Padre Mo,
Long time no see. How was your stint in prison? Did Bubba and the boys treat you well or did you end up with a passage the size of the Mersey Tunnel (not as wide, just as dirty).


Anyways, enough of the pleasantries, are you free this weekend for a round of golf? There are a few people on here, from your side of the fence. that I would like to ask a few questions about.


When are you going to see the Light and join us?


YIC
TT
P.S. I think you will find that it is somewhat less than 2000 years, let's say closer to 1600?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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To put it in a perspective you Trumpkins understand... this is all fake news! Just a series of lies and propaganda ramblings loosely based on a few oddities here and there which are bound to happen with such a massive... I mean Yuuuuuuuge.... congregation of immense diversity.

We have been swatting away mistruths and nonsense like this for two thousand years and I assure you that this current trend among the dimmeratti will in no way diminish our good work or stunt the growth of the very Church Jesus built on... you guessed it... The Rock of Saint Peter.
Bless you, my witless wordsmiths,
Father Mo.

I think if President Trump were asked, "What do you think Catholics?" he would answer in this way:

I love those Catholics. I love those Catholics.

He is very diplomatic. But the wall down on the Rio Grande has a religious purpose--keeping out Catholics. The Missicans are Catholics.

The time is coming for all the Catholics to start gathering their possessions and preparing to head home. This includes the ones from Europe and Missico. The President wants a country of white Protestants and we at LBC are demanding Baptist only.

[Alvin Moss]

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The President wants a country of white Protestants and we at LBC are demanding Baptist only.

I think that in the spirit of compromise, we will likely have to accept the Methodists and maybe even a few Presbyterians. We can't always have everything we want; at least not until we go on up yonder.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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. . .

To put it in a perspective you Trumpkins understand... this is all fake news! Just a series of lies and propaganda ramblings loosely based on a few oddities here and there which are bound to happen with such a massive... I mean Yuuuuuuuge.... congregation of immense diversity.

We have been swatting away mistruths and nonsense like this for two thousand years and I assure you that this current trend among the dimmeratti will in no way diminish our good work or stunt the growth of the very Church Jesus built on... you guessed it... The Rock of Saint Peter.

. . .
Bless you, my witless wordsmiths,
Father Mo

Isn't it comforting to wax and wane about the good old days of the cathylick church - who can forget the heartwarming tale of Ingrid Bergman and Bing Crosby in "The Bells of St. Mary's", and of course there's Father Flanagan's famous "Boy's Town", and don't forget Bishop Fulton J. Sheen and his impassioned sermons denouncing Godless communism.

Of course now you have a pope that is a communist, cathylicks all over the world no longer pay any attention to him - much less any teachings of the church. What with cathylicks getting divorced, buying condoms, taking birth control pills, engaging pre-marital sex and fornication, and cathylick politicians funding baby killing on a massive scale, that "old time religion" has gone the way of the buggy whip. Need I mention what that "Boy's Town" means today?

Bless you too, my "Make the Cathylick Church Great Again" papist pusher.

[Regens Kuechl]

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You are wrong about that. The Catholic Church was formed for one purpose, to let horny priests have each other and women who came to confessions. The real Christian Church is called Baptist. Jesus was baptized.

Yes he was and it of course was the Holy Sacrament of a Catholic Baptism
For it is theologically and historically clear that John the Baptist was a Catholic Priest or else Jesus never would have accepted a Baptism from him.
We can sometime discuss this separately if you have doubts. One of the further proofs is the fact that John was not married, which means he kept the celibacy of a Catholic Priest.

Wafers, holy water, beads, dashboard icons, and ashes will suffice - and kiss the pope's ring on your way out.

you speak of the Holy Sacraments and Christian dutys required from true Christians of the Catholic Church and you are very right that they suffice to enter Paradise. Well spoken, William

I think if President Trump were asked, "What do you think Catholics?" he would answer in this way:

I love those Catholics. I love those Catholics.

He is very diplomatic. But the wall down on the Rio Grande has a religious purpose--keeping out Catholics. The Missicans are Catholics.

You mean that these new Hadrians Wall is designed to keep the one true Church out because your President Trump fears the Truth?


If so, remember the fate of the original Hadrians Wall. Only for a painfully limited time will Mr. President Hadrian Trump be able to keep the one true Faith out

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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. . . .

If so, remember the fate of the original Hadrians Wall. Only for a painfully limited time will Mr. President Hadrian Trump be able to keep the one true Faith out

By some historical accounts, Hadrian's wall was utilized well into the 5th Century - a pretty good run in the grand scheme of things. In today's context it might be more than enough time for the cathylicks to get rid of their communist pope, the Mexicans to convert to True Christian™ Baptists, clean up their cockroach infested restaurants, and for their Mariachi bands to abandon playing "La Cucaracha".

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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If so, remember the fate of the original Hadrians Wall.

I think you'll find that the Emperor Hadrian was playing the long game. These days, vanishingly few Scotchmen are heading south, and many of those who are already polluting England with their left-footed gingerness are returning to their midge-infested bogland. It can only be a matter of time before the Scotch rebuild Hadrian's Wall (at their own expense).

This exactly parallels the Mexicans paying for The Donald's Wall.