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    Catholic Church Encourages "Family Planning"!

    Just when you thought the skirt wearing, incense smoking, statue worshiping, ring-kissing pedophiles of the Catholic Church couldn't get any worse, they have gone and endorsed "family planning"! Sure, they claim they are guiding young folks in the direction of the Word©, but to Catholics that means a few convenient scriptures here and there, watered down by some wheezing from the Pope and the bylaws of NAMBLA.

    God tells us in His Word© that we are to "be fruitful and multiply":

    Genesis 1:28

    King James Version (KJV)

    28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth

    He does NOT tell us that we should "use the calendar method", and "space babies apart by two years". This is unBiblical and profane!

    Edit: They aren't allowing prophylactics, abortion, or coitus interruptus, but it is still "family planning"!!!
    Last edited by Billy Bob Jenkins; 07-22-2011, 03:56 AM. Reason: Added important detail about these Catholic baby murderers. .
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    Re: Catholic Church Encourages "Family Planning"!

    If God had wanted us to engage in "natural" ('cause it's always backwards day in the Vatican't) family planning, He would have intelligently designed our reproductive systems to work that way. Now let's look in the last place a typical Romanist will look, namely, the Bible:

    Psalm 127:4-5: As arrows [are] in the hand of a mighty man; so [are] children of the youth. Happy [is] the man that hath his quiver full of them: they shall not be ashamed, but they shall speak with the enemies in the gate.
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      Re: Catholic Church Encourages "Family Planning"!

      I mean, really, spacing babies apart by two years??? That would be like murdering half of my sons! Cindy Lou had better be ready to go the day after she delivers!
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        Re: Catholic Church Encourages "Family Planning"!

        I thought cathylic "family planning" was, "Plan on having a lot."
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          Re: Catholic Church Encourages "Family Planning"!

          Originally posted by HTannor View Post
          I thought cathylic "family planning" was, "Plan on having a lot."
          Good point. Maybe the Catholic hierarchy (or is that lowerarchy?) is running out of storage space for altar boys.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            Re: Catholic Church Encourages "Family Planning"!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Good point. Maybe the Catholic hierarchy (or is that lowerarchy?) is running out of storage space for altar boys.
            Perhaps too many catlick "families" were giving birth to too many females. The priests don't want to be outdone, fashion wise.
            Matthew 9:12-13
            (12) But when Jesus heard [that], he said unto them, They that be whole need not a physician, but they that are sick.
            (13) But go ye and learn what [that] meaneth, I will have mercy, and not sacrifice: for I am not come to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.

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            • #7
              Re: Catholic Church Encourages "Family Planning"!

              They are not allowing prophylactics, abortions, or "pulling out", but they are still breaking God's Law!!!
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