[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Antichrist Slideshow

Notice how Jesus continually punishes her for her depraved lifestyle and God mocking ways....Yet STILL she refuses to accept His love. Unbelievable.

Indeed. It is hard to imagine how any rational unsaved person (if that's not too unimaginable a contradiction in terms), when smitten with migraines as a sign of God's infinite love, could refrain from falling to their knees to shout
"GLORY!"
in praise and thanks for God's merciful gift.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Ha! I tried it on this PC and NetControl at work denied it!! It must be utterly full of spyware crap....no wonder my other PC rejected it. Smart machine after all

As to the migraines they are nothing to do with punishment. A lot of them are due to working in a stressful job and having to worry about bills etc which again is not a punishment!!
And besides, it's gone now. (Knock on wood)

[Brother Temperance]

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Ha! I tried it on this PC and NetControl at work denied it!! It must be utterly full of spyware crap....no wonder my other PC rejected it. Smart machine after all

This just proves that the NetControl at work is a part of the liberal censorship machine. Do you think that google doesn't allow chinks to search for democracy because doing so will give them spyware?

As to the migraines they are nothing to do with punishment. A lot of them are due to working in a stressful job and having to worry about bills etc which again is not a punishment!!
And besides, it's gone now. (Knock on wood)

And why don't you have more money? Could it be that Jesus hates you for being a cheapskate? And if you don't have a migraine at the moment, why are you encouraging people to tap that useless lump of deadwood you carry around atop your neck?

[OnYourKnees]

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The inverted cross is an ancient Christian symbol. It is how Peter was crucified out of humility to the LORD.

Seems to me that if Peter asked to be crucified upside-down, he was just trying to show himself BETTER than Jesus. "I can do Jesus one better!"

But if, as you say (not that you're likely to respond, banned and all), Peter personally requested an inverted crucifixion, then does that mean that the Catholic church puts Peter above Jesus in symbology?

After all, if the Pope claims that he is a placeholder for the Christ, yet uses a symbol of Peter, then he is declaring Peter the Christ.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Ha! I tried it on this PC and NetControl at work denied it!! It must be utterly full of spyware crap....no wonder my other PC rejected it. Smart machine after all

As to the migraines they are nothing to do with punishment. A lot of them are due to working in a stressful job and having to worry about bills etc which again is not a punishment!!
And besides, it's gone now. (Knock on wood)

Everyone are such sissies nowadays. When I wanted money for graduate school I joined the GODLY United States Marine Corps. They paid me cash money, gave me free food, 25 cent beer, $1 steak dinners (if I didn't want the highly nutritious food they served in the chow hall), medical care, clothes, living quarters, a nice automatic weapon, paid my airfare anyplace I needed to go, and best of all, allowed me the pleasure of doing the LORD'S work of arranging meetings between JESUS and heathens.

There is simply no excuse for not being able to pay bills or go to college. They even let women and darkies in.

People who have migraines (1) don't eat enough meat, and (2) have too much estrogen poisoning their systems. That is solely due to their failure to complete Physical Readiness Training on a daily basis and do that 10 mile run before breakfast. WOMEN! GOD expects you to dig a foxhole in three minutes, birth your baby while maintaining an accurate and deadly fire upon the enemy, toss that baby in a gas mask bag, fix bayonets and CHARGE the enemy positions. If you can't do that, you aren't a MARINE!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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There is simply no excuse for not being able to pay bills or go to college. They even let women and darkies in.

I didn't say the bills go unpaid. I say it stresses me out getting them all in on time. And the phone bill......well......
We do pay bills on time. But it doesn't leave too much over for luxuries.

People who have migraines (1) don't eat enough meat, and (2) have too much estrogen poisoning their systems. That is solely due to their failure to complete Physical Readiness Training on a daily basis and do that 10 mile run before breakfast. WOMEN! GOD expects you to dig a foxhole in three minutes, birth your baby while maintaining an accurate and deadly fire upon the enemy, toss that baby in a gas mask bag, fix bayonets and CHARGE the enemy positions. If you can't do that, you aren't a MARINE!

Ummm, well, I'm not a marine...I never enlisted. And yeah, I've heard it's tough, real tough. I wanted to join the air force, but never ended up pursuing it. Life got in the way. Oh well, it happens.
As to migraines, they don't happen from not eating enough meat. No one knows the exact cause, like hayfever, you either get migraines or you don't. Things can trigger them and one can avoid the triggers, but for a person who gets migraines...migraines are waiting to happen.

And just out of curiosity, Pastor, have their been any female marines who've done those things you've mentioned above? I'd love to hear those accounts!

[OnYourKnees]

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More importantly, what has all this to do with the Satan-worshipping Popes and the Catlickers who follow them, and the Pope using an inverted cross as his symbol??

[Brother Temperance]

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More importantly, what has all this to do with the Satan-worshipping Popes and the Catlickers who follow them, and the Pope using an inverted cross as his symbol??

Rachael loves sin and hates Jesus; so does the Pope. There's your connection right there.

[OnYourKnees]

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Rachael loves sin and hates Jesus; so does the Pope. There's your connection right there.

That's fair.

Does anyone have more information on the Satanic rites of Catlicks?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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I know they like whole vampirism and cannibal symbolism a lot. Oh, and they believe in dunking babies in water shortly after they're born. And before a young catholic can participate in the stupid vampire ritual thing a priest has to pour oil all over the kid's head in a special ceremony. Lol.

[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

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Simple, we are the ONLY Church in the world to follow the ENTIRE Bible.
THAT'S why we are His favourite Church!

Do Landover Baptists observe kosher?

[Brother Temperance]

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Do Landover Baptists observe kosher?

No, since our Lord has specifically abolished those laws:
Acts 10:9 On the morrow, as they went on their journey, and drew nigh unto the city, Peter went up upon the housetop to pray about the sixth hour:
10 And he became very hungry, and would have eaten: but while they made ready, he fell into a trance,
11 And saw heaven opened, and a certain vessel descending upon him, as it had been a great sheet knit at the four corners, and let down to the earth:
12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.
13 And there came a voice to him, Rise, Peter; kill, and eat.
14 But Peter said, Not so, Lord; for I have never eaten any thing that is common or unclean.
15 And the voice spake unto him again the second time, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.
16 This was done thrice: and the vessel was received up again into heaven.

Since sea creatures are not mentioned in that passage, we have no idea whether or not lobsters and shrimps have been cleansed in the blood of Jesus, so we avoid eating them. But God has definitely cleansed all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.