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As the Birthday of our Precious Savior JESUS CHRIST rolls around this year, we cannot forget that there are secular liberals out there who are threatening our right to celebrate CHRISTMAS, and our very RIGHT TO BE CHRISTIAN!
The family unit is the backbone of America and it's freedoms! This year, fortify YOUR family with a new gun from FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and Seventh!
We carry everything from the perfect hunting rifle for bringing down the Christmas turkey to easy-to-conceal handguns for when you're in the non-Christian parts of town!
We also carry body armor, camo products, night vision goggles, binoculars, grappling hooks, scopes, tripods and much, much more!
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The Oakley Roddler Stroller
The Oakley Roddler Stroller is perfect gift for the proud father of any real American baby boy! With solid construction and patriotic design like this, the Oakley Roddler Stroller is an absolute STEAL from FREEHOLD FIREARMS at ONLY $499
Talonite Combat Knife with Titanium Handle
This little baby means business! The Talonite Combat Knife with Titanium Handlegoes where you go, whether it's into the woods for big game Wicca hunting or into a suburban jungle to minister to blacks. Never be without back up again! ONLY $199
DEMRON™RADIATION SUIT
Do you know when and where terrorists are going to detonate a dirty bomb? Of course not! That's why you should prepare now! The DEMRON™RADIATION SUIT has been tested by the Department of Energy and proven to be an effective barrier between your True Christian body and various forms of harmful radiation that the LORD did not mean to let loose! Perfect for ministering in gay communities!
Get yours today for
ONLY $1,399!
Ladies of Landover Godly Chastity Belt
Though secular historians have laughed in our face by parading our methods of purity around in museums the world over, we True Christians still know the value of saving ourselves for JESUS. Down at
FREEHOLD FIREARMS, we are not just a gun store, we are a family store. That's why we're offering for a limited time only a line of Godly bullet-proof chastity belts designed by the Ladies of Landover in accordance with models from as far back as the 1700s! Perfect for the weaker sex who are more prone to immoral behavior!
ONLY $99
These are only a few of our select items from our Christmas Catalog! Come on over to FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and Seventh to see our entire store full of great Christmas Gift ideas!
GOD Bless, and have a very merry Christmas!
The family unit is the backbone of America and it's freedoms! This year, fortify YOUR family with a new gun from FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and Seventh!
We carry everything from the perfect hunting rifle for bringing down the Christmas turkey to easy-to-conceal handguns for when you're in the non-Christian parts of town!
We also carry body armor, camo products, night vision goggles, binoculars, grappling hooks, scopes, tripods and much, much more!
THIS JUST IN:
The Oakley Roddler Stroller
The Oakley Roddler Stroller is perfect gift for the proud father of any real American baby boy! With solid construction and patriotic design like this, the Oakley Roddler Stroller is an absolute STEAL from FREEHOLD FIREARMS at ONLY $499
Talonite Combat Knife with Titanium Handle
This little baby means business! The Talonite Combat Knife with Titanium Handlegoes where you go, whether it's into the woods for big game Wicca hunting or into a suburban jungle to minister to blacks. Never be without back up again! ONLY $199
DEMRON™RADIATION SUIT
Do you know when and where terrorists are going to detonate a dirty bomb? Of course not! That's why you should prepare now! The DEMRON™RADIATION SUIT has been tested by the Department of Energy and proven to be an effective barrier between your True Christian body and various forms of harmful radiation that the LORD did not mean to let loose! Perfect for ministering in gay communities!
Get yours today for
ONLY $1,399!
Ladies of Landover Godly Chastity Belt
Though secular historians have laughed in our face by parading our methods of purity around in museums the world over, we True Christians still know the value of saving ourselves for JESUS. Down at
FREEHOLD FIREARMS, we are not just a gun store, we are a family store. That's why we're offering for a limited time only a line of Godly bullet-proof chastity belts designed by the Ladies of Landover in accordance with models from as far back as the 1700s! Perfect for the weaker sex who are more prone to immoral behavior!
ONLY $99
These are only a few of our select items from our Christmas Catalog! Come on over to FREEHOLD FIREARMS on the corner of Exodus and Seventh to see our entire store full of great Christmas Gift ideas!
GOD Bless, and have a very merry Christmas!
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