[caitlin]

Re: My fav verse

I can assure you I don't. That's a middle eastern habit.

Careful on this one, Pastor Zeke. I've been praying on this one and I've got a feeling she may have explosives strapped to her body.

Zeke - I am saving up my dollars to move back. It will be hard leaving friends and family though. What is Jesus going to do to Australia? Australia isn't as bad as you may think, it was but things are changing. I was worried when I first arrived here. People are kind and accepting and regularly go to the Babtist Churches here. Alcohol is illegal in public areas so it is rare to see a drunken person on the streets. I hardly ever (if at all) see an person of aboriginal decent each year.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: My fav verse

[quote=caitlin;146399 I hardly ever (if at all) see an person of aboriginal decent each year.[/quote]

I've never come across a decent Abo either. Plenty of indecent ones to be sure,although I have begun to doubt such a thing exists, but I am sure the Lord will show me one when he sees fit.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My fav verse

Zeke - I am saving up my dollars to move back. It will be hard leaving friends and family though. What is Jesus going to do to Australia? Australia isn't as bad as you may think, it was but things are changing. I was worried when I first arrived here. People are kind and accepting and regularly go to the Babtist Churches here. Alcohol is illegal in public areas so it is rare to see a drunken person on the streets. I hardly ever (if at all) see an person of aboriginal decent each year.

You probably have been brainwashed. If you live amongst drunken criminals long enough, I suppose they start seeming normal (The Stockholm Syndrome"). Once you get back to civilization, you'll realize how lucky you were to escape with your life (if not your virginity). I'm afraid to ask what you are doing to "earn" American Dollars in that Godless outpost...

Speaking of which, you are damaged goods young lady. I'm not sure that any decent True Christian™ Man would have you for his wife. Maybe an ex-queer would take you, since they can't be so choosy.

[caitlin]

Re: My fav verse

You should come here and meet people for yourself, maybe we could meet up? Don't worry, i don't have a terrible occupation. I am a designer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My fav verse

You should come here and meet people for yourself, maybe we could meet up? Don't worry, i don't have a terrible occupation. I am a designer.

We are planning a missionary crusade in that hellhole over the next few months. It is quite possible that I might be able to meet you for some private Bible lessons....I'll have to see if Sister Thumper is planning to come along....

What part of the island do you live on?

[caitlin]

Re: My fav verse

the capital, do you have an email address? I need to talk to you about something. I only feel comfortable with you at the moment for bible lessons

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My fav verse

the capital, do you have an email address? I need to talk to you about something. I only feel comfortable with you at the moment for bible lessons

I can always be reached at pastor_ezekiel_1@yahoo.com .

[caitlin]

Re: My fav verse

I sent you an email

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: My fav verse

We are planning a missionary crusade in that hellhole over the next few months. It is quite possible that I might be able to meet you for some private Bible lessons....I'll have to see if Sister Thumper is planning to come along....

What part of the island do you live on?

Pastor Zeke! Don't fall into her nefarious trap! This terrorist scum and her Al-Quaeda cell are no doubt planning on kidnapping and beheading you.

I read this recenty and found it truely inspirational to my faith

"O People of the Book! come to common terms as between us and you: That we worship none but God; that we associate no partners with Him; that we erect not, from among ourselves, lords and patrons other than God."

I asked my husband, Mr. Whitford, to unlock the blocking software on the computer (and alerted the church, as we use JesOS) so that I could research this phrase the hussy is so keen on not revealing the source... and it's Islamofascist! This terrorist liar is no more American than I am Australien or Canuckistani or whatever!