[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Japanese Cartoons - Futanari Threaten Children!

Fact: Futanari is messed up.

Agreed.

Fact: the Japanese do make a lot of messed up stuff.

Don't I know it!

Fact: not all of the Japanese are like that.

WRONG!!! ALL slopes, especially Jap slopes, are perverted yellow bastards!

Fact: Saying they are is racist, pure and simple.

Agreed again. Japs are AWFUL racists!!!

[Dr. Boob]

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WRONG!!! ALL slopes, especially Jap slopes, are perverted yellow bastards!

Tell that to my Japanese, baptist friend that goes to church 3 times a week.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Tell that to my Japanese, baptist friend that goes to church 3 times a week.

The slopes are a sneaky bunch. Your little yellow "friend" is probably laying in wait to ambush the congregation.


Or is it lying...

[Dr. Boob]

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The slopes are a sneaky bunch. Your little yellow "friend" is probably laying in wait to ambush the congregation.


Or is it lying...

Funny how you people call me a "hatemonger" when you insult someone that you've never met. I've never been in a fight, but that would most likely change if i ever met you "Pastor."

And to answer your question from another thread (i'm in a rush and 700 seconds is a long time to wait) I'm a General Practitioner.

[Nobar King]

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I bet your patients would be really excited to know that you're promoting perverted pornography on a religious web forum.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Tell that to my Japanese, baptist friend that goes to church 3 times a week.

Is he the janitor? Or is he some sort of delivery person? I thought Nips generally worshiped ceramic cats and their dead grandparents. Does this slant friend of yours constantly stink of fish guts?

[Dr. Boob]

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Is he the janitor? Or is he some sort of delivery person? I thought Nips generally worshiped ceramic cats and their dead grandparents. Does this slant friend of yours constantly stink of fish guts?

No. No. Some of them do. No.

While we're on the subject of generalizations, do you fall asleep while you fly? Do you fornicate with the stuardesses mid-flight? I could go on but i think you get the point.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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No. No. Some of them do. No.

While we're on the subject of generalizations, do you fall asleep while you fly? Do you fornicate with the stuardesses mid-flight? I could go on but i think you get the point.

Actually I don't. Why do you hate Jesus?

Oh, and no and no.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Dear God! These Japs have no shame at ALL!!! Look at this abomination! Depicting an Angel of the Lord as a disgusting d*ckgirl!!!

In my hours and hours of searching the internets for all the Jap filth I could find, this may be the worst YET!!! Angels are pure creatures, beloved by God! They intervene into the lives of True Christians™ and THIS is the thanks they get!?! Some sick fishhead PERVERT decides to draw one with huge breasts and a giant tallywhacker?!?!

I'm speechless . . .

It is absolutely beyond me why God has not simply destroyed that entire country with a series of righteous tidal waves! He MUST have something planned for these perverted Nip BASTARDS!!! I have to go lie down. The slopes just get my goat something FIERCE!!!

[Nobar King]

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I'm starting to wonder if you're not just making this all up. That lovely angel appears to be wearing panties which cover the exact location of that penis. How do you explain THAT?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm starting to wonder if you're not just making this all up. That lovely angel appears to be wearing panties which cover the exact location of that penis. How do you explain THAT?

Trust me Brother, what you see is some sort of perverted sex outfit that consists of nothing more than straps and whatnot. What kind of an angel would wear lingerie anyway? If you have a strong stomach, I will send you the original image. But I'm warning you, it's really filthy! I'd have my KJV 1611 by side if I were you if you decide you want to view it!

But speaking of panties, those vile Japs often draw the futanaris with panties on, but the giant unnatural tallywhackers they slap onto these girls cannot be contained by even the most elastic of women's undergarments.

Take a look at this futanari Demon! Shocking, isn't it!?!?

And I know this is sort of off-topic, but who ever heard of a Demon that needed glasses?!? I swear to my almighty Lord, I will NEVER understand those little yellow bastards!

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Shout GLORY!!!

[Henry Poppendorfer]

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Goodness! Thank you for finally having the decency to cover them up, even if this is further proof that Japan is firmly located at the bottom of a cesspool in hell. I actually had to go into the bathroom for twenty minutes with a box of tissues for a very special prayer session thanking Jesus for making me a true, upstanding heterosexual with the backbone to defend my family from these heathens. From now on, I'll make sure to show this to all my family members to make sure they're up-to-date on the latest threat to Christian decency.

[johnn34]

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I think all are forgetting a cultural difference here. There are different cartoons and programs for kids but at present time most of the cartoons are not in cartoon format.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I think all are forgetting a cultural difference here. There are different cartoons and programs for kids but at present time most of the cartoons are not in cartoon format.

Son, masturbating to naughty comics has obviously rotted your brain. Stop searching for cosplay futa shota yaoi toddlercon, and start searching for JESUS!

(Matthew 6:33) "But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth