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  • #1

    God Hates Cripples

    What the Bible says about Cripples


    Ex.4:11
    Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

    Lev.21:17-23
    Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

    Given these Holy Scriptures, why are we being forced by demoncrats to spend our hard earned tax dollars on such nonsense as "sheltered workshops" and wheelchairs?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
    Tags: big disability, blind sinners, cripples, crips rolling thru the hood, funny cripple, god hates you cripples, god's joke, retards: get on the short bus
  • #2
    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    What the Bible says about Cripples


    Ex.4:11
    Who maketh the dumb, or deaf, or the seeing, or the blind? have not I the LORD?

    Lev.21:17-23
    Whosoever ... hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God. For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God. ... Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries.

    Given these Holy Scriptures, why are we being forced by demoncrats to spend our hard earned tax dollars on such nonsense as "sheltered workshops" and wheelchairs?
    The Lord is very clear about what should happen to those He has chosen to smite with crippliness:
    Deuteronomy 28:27 The LORD will smite thee with the botch of Egypt, and with the emerods, and with the scab, and with the itch, whereof thou canst not be healed.

    28 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart: 29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.

    "And no man shall save thee". Not "no man except the liberals", not "no man except the Big Government"... if the Lord wanted people to help the disabled, He'd have let us know.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #3
      HE is clear indeed Brothers, take the story of John 5:2 for example.

      "Now there is at Jerusalem by the sheep market a pool, which is called in the Hebrew tongue Bethesda, having five porches. In these lay a great multitude of impotent folk, of blind, halt, withered, waiting for the moving of the water. For an angel went down at a certain season into the pool, and troubled the water: whosoever then first after the troubling of the water stepped in was made whole of whatsoever disease he had. And a certain man was there, which had an infirmity thirty and eight years. When Jesus saw him lie, and knew that he had been now a long time in that case, he saith unto him, Wilt thou be made whole? The impotent man answered him, Sir, I have no man, when the water is troubled, to put me into the pool: but while I am coming, another steppeth down before me. Jesus saith unto him, Rise, take up thy bed, and walk."
      John 5:2-8

      "Afterward Jesus findeth him in the temple, and said unto him, Behold, thou art made whole: sin no more, lest a worse thing come unto thee."
      John 5:14

      As we can all see, this cripple was an invalid for 38 years because of his sins, and Jesus says that, if he would sin again, HE would strike him down with something even worse. Shout Glory!
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • #4
        Your ever-loving dude in the sky hates cripples and people with problems like retardation etc and yet......you all don't seem to have a problem with incest....maybe if you follow my line of thought you'll realize that maybe you should lighten up on the less physically fortunate after all
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        Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          Your ever-loving dude in the sky hates cripples and people with problems like retardation etc and yet......you all don't seem to have a problem with incest....maybe if you follow my line of thought you'll realize that maybe you should lighten up on the less physically fortunate after all
          Hello fellow hellbound,

          Good to see you. At least I know now that there is one other person on the board with the sense to reject Christian dogma outright!

          But, hey, while these people are all bonkers, don't you think that their interpretation of the Good Book does sometimes make more sense than the "liebral heretics"? They're right in that it is more about killing and slaughter than anything lovey-dovey.
          Last edited by Hairy Homer; 09-17-2006, 10:24 PM.

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          • #6
            (Oh my GOD, there he is, that Hairy Homer! I'm not going to look his way!)

            I see too much hair on a Man as an affliction also! Anything longer than the Attractive Mullet that Jesus wore is just plain Sinful!

            SUV

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            • #7
              Cripples need that money.
              A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Hairy Homer View Post
                Hello fellow hellbound,

                Good to see you. At least I know now that there is one other person on the board with the sense to reject Christian dogma outright!

                But, hey, while these people are all bonkers, don't you think that their interpretation of the Good Book does sometimes make more sense than the "liebral heretics"? They're right in that it is more about killing and slaughter than anything lovey-dovey.
                Hairy Homer, still stuck with that unfortunate username, I see

                And I agree. These people, while bonkers, do seem to follow the bible as it actually is, which is one reason why I dislike christianity/abrahamic religions altogther.
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                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                  Cripples need that money.
                  Cripples need to do what they can do to help the rest of the Christian community. They make excellent fish bait.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                    Cripples need that money.
                    It is obvious to any rational, thinking Christian that all cripples are potential terrorists. Giving them money is just asking for Iran to complete its nuclear programme.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Ixi View Post
                      Cripples need that money.
                      For what?? So we can keep them alive so they'll need more money?? I just don't see the use for crips; somebody drooling on themselves and peeing in a bag is only funny for so long. If the top of their head was flat you could at least set a beer down on them; but other than that I have no idea why they're here.

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                      • #12
                        What about Me?

                        "In these lay a great multitude of impotent folk,"

                        Christ I hate those quotes!


                        This is why I have to worship rocks and trees.......
                        I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                          "In these lay a great multitude of impotent folk,"

                          Christ I hate those quotes!


                          This is why I have to worship rocks and trees.......
                          Look pebble brain; we've been over this ground before. Jesus burnt off your willie, along with all your other extremities, because you strayed from the path of Righteousness. YOU brought this on yourself by defying God and trying to reach the sun in a garbage can and a gallon of gasoline!

                          Pastor Pistle has assured you many times that if you tithe and pray hard enough, Jesus may decide to restore your manhood. But you have chosen to ignore this wise and Godly advice. Stop your whining and start your tithing!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                            28 The LORD shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart: 29 And thou shalt grope at noonday, as the blind gropeth in darkness, and thou shalt not prosper in thy ways: and thou shalt be only oppressed and spoiled evermore, and no man shall save thee.

                            "And no man shall save thee". Not "no man except the liberals", not "no man except the Big Government"... if the Lord wanted people to help the disabled, He'd have let us know.
                            They make me sick - those "modern" doctors who presume the power to alter the course of God's will.

                            When people are diseased, they are diseased for a Godly purpose.

                            John 9:1 And as Jesus passed by, he saw a man which was blind from his birth.
                            John 9:2 And his disciples asked him, saying, Master, who did sin, this man, or his parents, that he was born blind?
                            John 9:3 Jesus answered, Neither hath this man sinned, nor his parents: but that the works of God should be made manifest in him.

                            Suppose some busybody, do-good doctor had performed eye-surgery on the blind man to "help" him. If the works of God had not been made manifest - then where would we all be today??

                            Jesus even allowed his best friend (the man he loved) to die, just to show the world the extent of His power:

                            John 11:4 When Jesus heard that, he said, This sickness is not unto death, but for the glory of God, that the Son of God might be glorified thereby.

                            The moral is: leave the healing of the sick to God. Don't try to out-guess His divine purposes.
                            A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                            • #15
                              Just think: If one of these modern secularist doctors saw a man nailed to a huge piece of wood with a wound in His side, they'd probably help Him down and try to save His life, thus denying humanity the opportunity to bathe in His blood and condemning the entire human race to eternal punishment for our inherent sinfulness. It makes me sick.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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