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    A prayer for married men

    Here is a nice prayer for married men:

    "O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

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    Re: A prayer for married men

    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    Here is a nice prayer for married men:

    "O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

    Yes, but you forgot to add...."Even though my heathen wife is going to hell for eternity and her sadistic rapist is going to Catholic Heaven with me and the paedophile popes, I wish her well until SATAN takes her".
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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      Re: A prayer for married men

      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
      Yes, but you forgot to add...."Even though my heathen wife is going to hell for eternity and her sadistic rapist is going to Catholic Heaven with me and the paedophile popes, I wish her well until SATAN takes her".
      That's a low blow.

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      • #4
        Re: A prayer for married men

        Originally posted by Fish View Post
        That's a low blow.
        As I recall, it is exactly what you said in an earlier post.
        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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        • #5
          Re: A prayer for married men

          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
          As I recall, it is exactly what you said in an earlier post.
          That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.

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          • #6
            Re: A prayer for married men

            Originally posted by Fish View Post
            That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.
            Are you related to George Bush?
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • #7
              Re: A prayer for married men

              Originally posted by Fish View Post
              That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.
              Fishface, you and your mary-worshippers wrote the book on "taking things out of context", so don't go down that road.

              You said what you said. What are you some kind of simpering faggit? Can't you own your own words like a man?
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #8
                Re: A prayer for married men

                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                Are you related to George Bush?
                No.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                Fishface, you and your mary-worshippers wrote the book on "taking things out of context", so don't go down that road.

                You said what you said. What are you some kind of simpering faggit? Can't you own your own words like a man?
                I won't own up to something I didn't say.

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                • #9
                  Re: A prayer for married men

                  Originally posted by Fish View Post
                  No.
                  I won't own up to something I didn't say.
                  Will you own up to something you did say, you despicable Papist dog?
                  Originally posted by Fish View Post
                  No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right... the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • #10
                    Re: A prayer for married men

                    Originally posted by Fish View Post
                    Here is a nice prayer for married men:

                    "O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

                    Whether you're a simpering papist or whatever, I'll let others determine. But THAT is a very nice prayer, for as any man with discernment has figured out, if the Mrs. isn't happy, no one's happy.
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                    • #11
                      Re: A prayer for married men

                      Originally posted by Fish View Post
                      Here is a nice prayer for married men:

                      "O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

                      Here is one for the wife

                      "Father, help me to be content in the role you created me for and give me a submissive spirit, not only toward my mate, but also toward each member in the body of Christ. Let me serve and not expect to be served. Create within me a lamb-like spirit even as Christ our Lord had. Amen."

                      Titus 2 1-5


                      1But speak thou the things which become sound doctrine:
                      2That the aged men be sober, grave, temperate, sound in faith, in charity, in patience.
                      3The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
                      4That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
                      5To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

                      I think our Saviours' word says much there fish.

                      Hushed
                      And ye shall tread down the wicked; for they shall be ashes under the soles of your feet in the day that I shall do this, saith the Lord of hosts. Malachi 4.3

                      Purge me with hyssop, and I shall be clean: wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.
                      Pslams 51:7

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                      • #12
                        Re: A prayer for married men

                        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                        ... for as any man with discernment has figured out, if the Mrs. isn't happy, no one's happy.
                        An unhappy Mrs. can truly make life hell on Earth for you. But as True Christians™ we know that this is the only Hell we'll ever know.
                        A wise man’s heart inclines him to the right, but a fool’s heart to the left. (Ecclesiastes 10:2)

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                        • #13
                          Re: A prayer for married men

                          Originally posted by Mr.Prune Valentine View Post
                          An unhappy Mrs. can truly make life hell on Earth for you. But as True Christians™ we know that this is the only Hell we'll ever know.
                          Mr.Danish, that a bootiful true Christian™ sentimint, an it perfickt for this forum, a liddle piece of man heavens a lady-free sanctary an i gonna go nows an not ever posts in here agains an i be takin my kittys wiv me cuz they be a abomininashin unto menfolk eyes like this one


                          <--- that be true Christian man

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                          • #14
                            Re: A prayer for married men

                            Originally posted by Fish View Post
                            No.
                            I find that very hard to believe....no, actually, he might be right. He isn't quite as smart as your beloved president. *snicker*

                            I won't own up to something I didn't say.
                            What a strange young man. As BT pointed out he clearly said it. And then is calling someone else low when he would condemn his own wife?
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