A prayer for married men

[Fish (On Moderation)]

Here is a nice prayer for married men:

"O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Here is a nice prayer for married men:

"O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

Yes, but you forgot to add...."Even though my heathen wife is going to hell for eternity and her sadistic rapist is going to Catholic Heaven with me and the paedophile popes, I wish her well until SATAN takes her".

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Yes, but you forgot to add...."Even though my heathen wife is going to hell for eternity and her sadistic rapist is going to Catholic Heaven with me and the paedophile popes, I wish her well until SATAN takes her".

That's a low blow.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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That's a low blow.

As I recall, it is exactly what you said in an earlier post.

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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As I recall, it is exactly what you said in an earlier post.

That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.

Are you related to George Bush?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That is not what I said. You're deliberately taking it out of context.

Fishface, you and your mary-worshippers wrote the book on "taking things out of context", so don't go down that road.

You said what you said. What are you some kind of simpering faggit? Can't you own your own words like a man?

[Fish (On Moderation)]

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Are you related to George Bush?

No.

Fishface, you and your mary-worshippers wrote the book on "taking things out of context", so don't go down that road.

You said what you said. What are you some kind of simpering faggit? Can't you own your own words like a man?

I won't own up to something I didn't say.

[Brother Temperance]

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No.
I won't own up to something I didn't say.

Will you own up to something you did say, you despicable Papist dog?

No, my wife is not a Christian. And you are right... the abuser will go to Heaven while my wife will live a seperate eternity in hell. This is a fact of life.

[Larry Lee]

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Here is a nice prayer for married men:

"O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

Whether you're a simpering papist or whatever, I'll let others determine. But THAT is a very nice prayer, for as any man with discernment has figured out, if the Mrs. isn't happy, no one's happy.

[Hushed_Agony]

Re: A prayer for married men

Here is a nice prayer for married men:

"O God, please help me to love my wife today as you love us. God, help me to be at my wifes service and be sensitive to her needs. Lord, I pray these in Jesus' name. Amen"

Here is one for the wife

"Father, help me to be content in the role you created me for and give me a submissive spirit, not only toward my mate, but also toward each member in the body of Christ. Let me serve and not expect to be served. Create within me a lamb-like spirit even as Christ our Lord had. Amen."

Titus 2 1-5


1But speak thou the things which become sound doctrine:
2That the aged men be sober, grave, temperate, sound in faith, in charity, in patience.
3The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
4That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
5To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.

I think our Saviours' word says much there fish.

Hushed

[Pastor Rune Enoe]

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... for as any man with discernment has figured out, if the Mrs. isn't happy, no one's happy.

An unhappy Mrs. can truly make life hell on Earth for you. But as True Christians™ we know that this is the only Hell we'll ever know.

[Petal]

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An unhappy Mrs. can truly make life hell on Earth for you. But as True Christians™ we know that this is the only Hell we'll ever know.

Mr.Danish, that a bootiful true Christian™ sentimint, an it perfickt for this forum, a liddle piece of man heavens a lady-free sanctary an i gonna go nows an not ever posts in here agains an i be takin my kittys wiv me cuz they be a abomininashin unto menfolk eyes like this one

<--- that be true Christian man

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No.

I find that very hard to believe....no, actually, he might be right. He isn't quite as smart as your beloved president. *snicker*

I won't own up to something I didn't say.

What a strange young man. As BT pointed out he clearly said it. And then is calling someone else low when he would condemn his own wife?