[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Seems like rhyme and measure aren't the only sloppy things around here.

Okay then, I threw in an extra verse, if you feel it hasn't been worked enough.


To please my cunnie, give it some good head
of lettuce that's fresh will surely suffice,
now don't be shy, just hold out your hand,
you can be sure my cunny comes twice!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

I've read that it's dangerous to eat rabbit, and in fact it can result in death.

Rabbit starvation, also known as protein poisoning, is a dangerous health condition caused by the over-consumption of protein coupled with fat, carbohydrate, and micronutrient deprivation. The common name refers to the fact that this condition can be caused by a near-total subsistence on lean, wild game, such as rabbit. Unchecked, the disease can cause severe symptoms of malnutrition, and can lead to a fatal buildup of toxins in the bloodstream.

So it's important to occasionally eat a cockerel or suck on some fat meat.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Gale, I don't like to brag, but I've been known to take a budding poetess under my wing from time to time and mentor her.

I would be right pleased to perform such a service for you, but I think you might first need to rethink some of the statements on your profile.

Do you have a relationship with Jesus Christ? Are you reading your Bible every day?

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

I've read that it's dangerous to eat rabbit, and in fact it can result in death.

So it's important to occasionally eat a cockerel or suck on some fat meat.

That's sound advice, Dr. Toole. I'm hankering for a bit of meat myself right now, but also need to mind my figure.

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

Gale, I don't like to brag, but I've been known to take a budding poetess under my wing from time to time and mentor her.

I would be right pleased to perform such a service for you, but I think you might first need to rethink some of the statements on your profile.

Do you have a relationship with Jesus Christ? Are you reading your Bible every day?

My relationship with Jesus is known, and in excellent standing. Dare I say, we are an item.


I wrote that self-bio when I first came here in repulsion and disbelief, but after a while's stay, I'm starting to warm up to you Baptists a little (even though you gave me an insulting name). I may give that an update.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I love me a sweet little cunny!

The thing you linked to was not something to do with your relationship with Jesus, as far as I know.

Tell me, have you been baptized? By a Baptist preacher, I mean. Papist rituals don't count.