The Holy Spirit and I have a slightly rocky relationship right now. The last time He spoke to me, in a moment of weakness, I asked Him whether Mary was a good lay. I really didn't mean it as an insult--it was just a random thought that popped into my head at the wrong time--but the Holy Spirit is very touchy about those things. Thankfully, Jesus is trying to smooth things over for me, which is very generous, given that I asked that impertinent question about his mom. But I'm not sure that Jesus can handle this on His own, so I need all of the help I can get.
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Re: Please Pray For My Relationship With The Holy Spirit
Originally posted by WWJDnow View PostThe Holy Spirit and I have a slightly rocky relationship right now. The last time He spoke to me, in a moment of weakness, I asked Him whether Mary was a good lay. I really didn't mean it as an insult--it was just a random thought that popped into my head at the wrong time--but the Holy Spirit is very touchy about those things. Thankfully, Jesus is trying to smooth things over for me, which is very generous, given that I asked that impertinent question about his mom. But I'm not sure that Jesus can handle this on His own, so I need all of the help I can get.
I don't think this constitutes blasphemy of the Holy Ghost. As long as the words "the Holy Spirit is stupid and gay" never cross your mind, you should be in the clear. Make sure you don't ever think that.The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Please Pray For My Relationship With The Holy Spirit
Originally posted by WWJDnow View PostThe Holy Spirit and I have a slightly rocky relationship right now. The last time He spoke to me, in a moment of weakness, I asked Him whether Mary was a good lay. I really didn't mean it as an insult--it was just a random thought that popped into my head at the wrong time--but the Holy Spirit is very touchy about those things. Thankfully, Jesus is trying to smooth things over for me, which is very generous, given that I asked that impertinent question about his mom. But I'm not sure that Jesus can handle this on His own, so I need all of the help I can get.
I don't happen to like the somewhat gay practice of holding hands while in these prayer circles, but we will be joined in spirit to lift our voices on your behalf.
On the matter of your question to the Holy Spirit, I'm not a theologian, but we know it was the Holy Spirit who got Mary pregnant. Guys do ask each other about such things. I think you will get a forgiveness pass in short order.
JJH, MayorIsaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Please Pray For My Relationship With The Holy Spirit
Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View PostAs long as the words "the Holy Spirit is stupid and gay" never cross your mind, you should be in the clear.
Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View PostI don't happen to like the somewhat gay practice of holding hands while in these prayer circles, but we will be joined in spirit to lift our voices on your behalf.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!
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It seems to me, Brother, that you have brought up a topic which should be aired in the religious community. That the Holy Spirit had its way with Mary is a beautiful concept, but what really happened there?
I think even we True Christians™ would all benefit from a little more information.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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