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  • Billy Graham's Doofus Grandson: Christians Should Not be "Political".

    Where do people get off saying such totally ridiculous things? Billy Graham has a grandson, with a foreign name I will not try to say here, who claims the public does not like True Christians™ because they talk to much about politics.

    Fortunately, we True Christians™ can get our advice from Pastor Zeke, not from some foreign relative of Billy Graham. From Pastor Zeke's sermons, I've learned Jesus loves Republicans, not pinko Dems. It's our assignment from Jesus to be in the faces of Democrats telling them they are bound for hell.

    My advice is, don't buy this clown's book.

    http://www.christianpost.com/news/in...licals-123489/#!
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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    Re: Billy Graham's Doofus Grandson: Christians Should Not be "Political".

    Mayor, I just read the results of that poll.

    It's so surprise that atheists and mudslimes rate at the bottom. But why do the Jews not love us? We love them so much that we want them to convert and come back to Jesus.

    White evangelical Protestants give Catholics an average thermometer rating of 63; Catholics rate evangelicals at 57. Evangelicals also hold very positive views of Jews, with white evangelical Protestants giving Jews an average thermometer rating of 69. Only Jews themselves rate Jews more positively. But that warmth is not mutual: despite evangelicals’ warm feelings toward Jews, Jews tend to give evangelicals a much cooler rating (34 on average).

    When asked to rate religious groups on a "feeling thermometer" ranging from 0 to 100, Americans rate Jews, Catholics and evangelical Christians warmly and atheists and Muslims more coldly.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      Re: Billy Graham's Doofus Grandson: Christians Should Not be "Political".

      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
      Where do people get off saying such totally ridiculous things? Billy Graham has a grandson, with a foreign name I will not try to say here, who claims the public does not like True Christians™ because they talk to much about politics.

      Fortunately, we True Christians™ can get our advice from Pastor Zeke, not from some foreign relative of Billy Graham. From Pastor Zeke's sermons, I've learned Jesus loves Republicans, not pinko Dems. It's our assignment from Jesus to be in the faces of Democrats telling them they are bound for hell.

      My advice is, don't buy this clown's book.
      IfTrue Christians™didn't invest so much, of themselves, in politics this country would be racing to hell in a handbag. Could you imagine if good Christian folk stayed out, we would be commie or mooselim by now. Everybody knows when the arabs show up sharia soon follows.
      sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
      Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
      Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
      Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        Re: Billy Graham's Doofus Grandson: Christians Should Not be "Political".

        I am shocked, shocked, that Billy Graham's grandson does not recognize the God-given right of True Christians to dominate American (and world) politics. Obviously, this man has converted to Islam.

        Thankfully, there are those who are wiser and wealthier and have key politicians in our pockets, so that we can proceed with our awesome Project for a New American Century. Thanks to our political campaign contributions, revolving-door consulting jobs for congress, plus a few subtle threats to Clarence Thomas and others on the Supreme Court that if they don't want those kiddie porn photos on their hard drives to be front-page news - we have the ear of government.

        Getting the public on our side took a little more doing. Fortunately, that little event we engineered back in 2001 (Karl Rove, you're a genius!) was a resounding success.


        And we even had it fully insured!

        Thankfully, at least Billy Graham's daughter, Anne Graham Lotz, got the right message:

        I watched as the first tower came down – then the second, God woke me up and set my heart on fire.

        The attacks were meant to be a wake-up call to all Christians to start a revival within the church. September 11 personally transformed my own faith and instilled in me a passion to share my convictions with others. On that day, God woke me up and set my heart on fire to tell other people the glorious good news of the gospel of Jesus Christ.
        Of course, having that Negro in the White House for the past six years hasn't been easy for right-thinking Americans to deal with. Fortunately, that little incident we engineered last week with Malaysia Airlines should keep the pot boiling. By the way, shorting Malaysia Airlines stock the day before the tragedy (as we did with American Airlines back in 2001) was one of our most profitable trades! We've already earned back the $5 billion we invested in overthrowing the Ukrainian government!
        Praise Jesus!
        Brother Fred
        CEO, The Uranus Corporation
        Put your faith in Uranus!

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