Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)
Why does that matter? It is wrong so you should not do it.
But of course. There is a different verse for men and for women relating to sex with vegetables.
With men sex with vegetables causes prostate stimulation which causes seed loss which is not allowed: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also." Also often men will be looking at porn while having sex with vegetables which is not allowed either: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
With women sex with vegetables causes orgasms which are not allowed: 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
And in general God does not like any form of depraved sex: 1 Corinthians 6:18-19 "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
Originally posted by handmaiden
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Of course, as always, if you can find a Bible verse that offers, clear and explicit instructions as to the use or non use, (preferably use) of vegetables in a non-dietary manner, I will read it relish.
With men sex with vegetables causes prostate stimulation which causes seed loss which is not allowed: Genesis 38:9-10 "And Onan knew that the seed should not be his; and it came to pass, when he went in unto his brother's wife, that he spilled it on the ground, lest that he should give seed to his brother. And the thing which he did displeased the LORD: wherefore he slew him also." Also often men will be looking at porn while having sex with vegetables which is not allowed either: Matthew 5:28 "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart."
With women sex with vegetables causes orgasms which are not allowed: 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
And in general God does not like any form of depraved sex: 1 Corinthians 6:18-19 "Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?"
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