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Old 08-21-2012, 11:45 AM
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Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)

More and more innocent men are jailed because sluts, whores and harlots falsely accuse them of rape. Usually to get a free abortion. These sluts seduce these innocent men and then after they have filthy sex they regret their mistake and blame the innocent man instead of praying to Jesus for forgiveness.

As if there aren't enough lies about rape already! All women who want an abortion, falsely claim they are raped! Even though every little child already knows you can't get pregnant from rape!

God, of course, already warns women that they should dress properly: 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly


Clearly women who aren't properly dressed all get what they deserve!

And God is also very clear on what should happen after rape: marriage! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.". The solution here is surprisingly simple. Convert all abortion clinics to churches so these "victims" can get married to their "rapists" right away!

There is a small glimmer of hope here as more and more people realize where the real blame is here: You're not guilty of rape: Those skinny jeans were too tight to remove by yourself, jury rules. But unfortunately those are the exceptions, mostly innocent men get jailed for being seduced by sluts.

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Old 08-21-2012, 12:34 PM
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I am glad I always dress properly so I can't be raped!
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As if there aren't enough lies about rape already! All women who want an abortion, falsely claim they are raped! Even though every little child already knows you can't get pregnant from rape!
Truer words have never been spoken. Abortion should be illegal period, but until we get a decent Republican government that will outlaw abortion, at least make the whores pay for it. The fact is you can't get pregnant from rape. So why are tax payers being handed the bill for this?? It's an obvious scam.

As far as clothing is concerned, dress like a whore and get treated accordingly - you are only to blame if you get raped. Here is an example of appropriate True Christian attire

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This is how women dress today and then act all shocked when a man takes them up on their she-harlot invitation. I mean how blatant can they get. The women in this picture are just begging to be impregnated.
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you can't get pregnant from rape.
That is, in fact, the whole of the problem with rape in the first place. It can't occur in wedlock, because there is a contract declaring the woman's consent to be bedded at any moment, suspecting or not. Rape is really no better, or worse, than anal sex, because it isn't productive of any children. Rape can be rejected as a Godly sexual practice on these grounds. The only kind of rape that is acceptable is the kind that God approves of, where a woman is forced to marry and subsequently raped for the rest of her life!

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In my book (The KJV Bible) any woman that prances about in public unescorted by her family is begging to have sexual intercourse with as many men as possible.
Every woman who is not with her family is a whore and is ignoring her responsibilities to the family and her chores. Pies do not bake on their own, toilets do not magically become clean (though they should).
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Well as long as Obama stays in office, this type of stuff will continue to grow. People will continue to make excuses for these women, calling them 'victims'.
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Well as long as Obama stays in office, this type of stuff will continue to grow. People will continue to make excuses for these women, calling them 'victims'.
Obama sees America as the ultimate slut. This black blood is set on fire at the very thought of her. He's just doing what comes natural to his kind, and he's staring with the rich because they are better looking.
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TRUE CHRISTIANS MY ASS.

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TRUE CHRISTIANS MY ASS.
True Christians™ are not interested in your ass, sodomite.

You will have to find someone else to rape you.
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I agree! i know that i deserve to be raped if i dress like that!
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I agree! i know that i deserve to be raped if i dress like that!
According to your avatar, you must be raped all the time. Must you thrust your bosoms onto my eyes?
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You speak the truth! I used to dress this way and I was raped and had it coming. Why would I expect differently? Dress like a whore, treated like a whore. Thank God I found Jesus.

I frequently wore outfits like this:
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What is any straight man supposed to do when confronted by a girl dressed that way?
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I agree! i know that i deserve to be raped if i dress like that!
If you were blessed with child by your rapist, would you follow the bible's teachings and marry your rapist if he deemed you worthy of being his wife?
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If you were blessed with child by your rapist, would you follow the bible's teachings and marry your rapist if he deemed you worthy of being his wife?
That is NOT how it works. Having to marry his victim is punishment by God for the rapist. After all, he damaged her fathers property. So as God's punishment he has to pay the father a fee and marry the girl. His (or her) opinion on the matter is completely irrelevant. They either marry or they burn in Hell for all eternity.

Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.". The solution here is surprisingly simple. Convert all abortion clinics to churches so these "victims" can get married to their "rapists" right away!
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This is simply wrong. Many men are immoral and will try to rape innocent women who don't behave like sluts or wear suggestive clothing, rapists don't judge their victims by what clothes they wear, they judge by who is the most vulnerable.

Also, many abortions are done when contraception has failed, such as a condom splitting, and some are done by immoral people who just get drunk and have sex, or don't think about the consequences of their actions.

Of course SOME rape is provoked by the women, but much of it isn't. If I see a woman dressed like a slut I am not aroused, I am disgusted, because my life doesn't revolve around sex, and I see women as women, not as sex slaves. Even rape that IS provoked by sexual clothing and things is at least partially the fault of the rapist for failing to control his sexual urges.
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This is simply wrong. Many men are immoral and will try to rape innocent women who don't behave like sluts or wear suggestive clothing, rapists don't judge their victims by what clothes they wear, they judge by who is the most vulnerable.
Do you care to back up that claim with scripture?
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