It is far easier to Force a Camel Through The Eye of a Needle than you'd think!

[Witch Hammer]

Matthew 19:14

And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God

Wait! Before you go and give away your hard earned fortune, take a moment to reflect on what Jesus really meant by this.

Did He say that it is impossible for the financially blessed to enter into God's Kingdom? NO, He did not...for with Christ, all things are possible...even probable!

Mark 10:27

And Jesus looking upon them saith, With men it is impossible, but not with God: for with God all things are possible

Jesus has provided us with the solution to this problem:



Supplies needed:

Camel
Water truck
Industrial meat grinder
Large vat
Pump
Surgical tubing of various gauges
Needle

Basically, what we want to create is a chunk-free camel slurry. I suggest a ratio of 1 part camel to 5 parts water, by volume.

Once the stupid beast has been reduced to the desired consistency, it is merely a matter of pumping the slurry through the tubing and through the eye of the needle!

It could take several days or even weeks for the contents of the vat to be emptied, but it will be time well spent!

Fortunately, Jesus never specified what size needle should be used in this experiment, so let your conscience be your guide.

[Germanicus]

Re: It is far easier to Force a Camel Through The Eye of a Needle than you'd think!

Matthew 19:14


Wait! Before you go and give away your hard earned fortune, take a moment to reflect on what Jesus really meant by this.

Did He say that it is impossible for the financially blessed to enter into God's Kingdom? NO, He did not...for with Christ, all things are possible...even probable!

Mark 10:27


Jesus has provided us with the solution to this problem:



Supplies needed:

Camel
Water truck
Industrial meat grinder
Large vat
Pump
Surgical tubing of various gauges
Needle

Basically, what we want to create is a chunk-free camel slurry. I suggest a ratio of 1 part camel to 5 parts water, by volume.

Once the stupid beast has been reduced to the desired consistency, it is merely a matter of pumping the slurry through the tubing and through the eye of the needle!

It could take several days or even weeks for the contents of the vat to be emptied, but it will be time well spent!

Fortunately, Jesus never specified what size needle should be used in this experiment, so let your conscience be your guide.

Your solution (in the picture) looks like the tower of babylon, heathen!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: It is far easier to Force a Camel Through The Eye of a Needle than you'd think!

Your solution (in the picture) looks like the tower of babylon, heathen!

Please show me in Genesis where the Tower of Babel is described in this way.

[Germanicus]

Re: It is far easier to Force a Camel Through The Eye of a Needle than you'd think!

Please show me in Genesis where the Tower of Babel is described in this way.

I do not know. I'm an atheist..

[Witch Hammer]

Re: It is far easier to Force a Camel Through The Eye of a Needle than you'd think!

I do not know. I'm an atheist..

Get thee hence, slack jaw. I usually find rebuking unsaved scum invigorating, but....

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: It is far easier to Force a Camel Through The Eye of a Needle than you'd think!

Could this be an indication that there actually is a small, tiny possibility for unsaved rich people to enter Heaven, while completely impossible for unsaved people who aren't rich? Passing a camel through the eye of a a needle may not be the easiest thing to do, but it sure is possible. I mean, once the camel has been reduced to mere liquid it would be fully possible to pump it through the eye of the needle through a very small tube, regardless of the size of the needle's eye!

Does Freehold Zoo have any stupid surplus camel that we could use for the possibly groundbreaking experiment in Christian science?