Hello, Landover!

[dummifluidSwill]

Hello! My name is Tobie and my goal is to find likeminded christians on this site with which to stand up to the disgusting bigotry on this site. I believe in a loving Jesus. I am a rational and spiritual thinker. I am pansexual and do not fit into the gender binary (they/them pronouns please , and I think that God created me that way. Lets stand up to hatred in all of its forms!!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Hello! My name is Tobie and my goal is to find likeminded christians on this site with which to stand up to the disgusting bigotry on this site...

Scriptural support for all claims is mandatory.

...I think that God created me that way...

For example, you could have quoted Proverbs 16:4 there.

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

Now, how about actually following the instructions (cleverly concealed at the top of every page on this subforum)? "Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." Thanks.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Hello! My name is Tobie and my goal is to find likeminded christians on this site with which to stand up to the disgusting bigotry on this site. I believe in a loving Jesus. I am a rational and spiritual thinker. I am pansexual and do not fit into the gender binary (they/them pronouns please , and I think that God created me that way. Lets stand up to hatred in all of its forms!!

A flimsy and caveat laden welcome to you then. We are Christians here and friendly, too. I don't know why you are so hostile. Perhaps it stems from your trepidation at your impending descent into Hell.

[dummifluidSwill]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Ok, sorry. I go to a Unitarian Universalist church and my favorite bible verse is John 3:16.

[kussarojam]

Re: Hello, Landover!

A flimsy and caveat laden welcome to you then. We are Christians here and friendly, too. I don't know why you are so hostile. Perhaps it stems from your trepidation at your impending descent into Hell.

Yes. The members here are definitely pleasant, mature people, as you can see from my profile. I want to get sodomized by Pastor Zeke! GOD he's hot!!

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Hello! My name is Tobie and my goal is to find likeminded christians on this site with which to stand up to the disgusting bigotry on this site... Lets stand up to hatred in all of its forms!!

Dear Sinner,

I find your opening post somewhat self-contradictory but I can totally agree with your last statement. We fight against hate with the mightiest weapon we have: preaching. Jesus hates sinners and disgusting fornicatory trespasses and we sincerely wish to educate the populace in order to get them repent. That way the consuming hate that God feels towards them can be replaced by Salvation. Despite mockery and ridicule we patiently explain to sinners how they also can gain the conditional love of Jesus. They have to give up the hate and accept God. Then they can be accepted into Heaven.

This means that it is sometimes hard to follow the instructions given in Psalms 139:21-23
Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee? I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies. Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts.

By following Jesus' orders to the letter we can reverse the déluge of hate that sends sinners into the Furnace.

Matthew 13:50
And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

I also love the verse you chose as your favorite. It tells us exactly the same story. Faith and obedience lead to God's love but unbelievers will be damned and consumed by the hate of God.

John 3:16-18
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

That damnation and wailing is what we want to avoid. Our love towards sinners is that great.





Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Hello, Landover!

'Pansexual' means that you'll have sex with anything that moves, doesn't it?

[dummifluidSwill]

Re: Hello, Landover!

'Pansexual' means that you'll have sex with anything that moves, doesn't it?

No, it just means that I can and have been attracted to many people, regardless of their sex or gender.
That does not mean I am attracted to: plants, corpses, children, or other things that are not adult human beings.

[Father Chukuma Jones]

Re: Hello, Landover!

But "pan" means everything. I.e., "pandemia" stands for a disease that is spread all over the world. Saying you're pansexual means you are involved in sexual activity with anything on Earth, regardless if it's a tree, a toaster or your sock.

Father Chukuma Jones

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello, Landover!

No, it just means that I can and have been attracted to many people, regardless of their sex or gender.
That does not mean I am attracted to: plants, corpses, children, or other things that are not adult human beings.

Young lady, Pan Troglodytes is a monkey! I don't think it is very funny to come to a Christian website and promote animal sex.

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Would Jesus have sex with a monkey? And you call yourself a Christian?

For shame

YIC

[dummifluidSwill]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Young lady, Pan Troglodytes is a monkey! I don't think it is very funny to come to a Christian website and promote animal sex.

Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

Would Jesus have sex with a monkey? And you call yourself a Christian?

For shame

YIC

It's a little...discouraging that you are trying to argue with my sexual orientation in whatever way yo can, even when I have already explained my orientation. am also not a young lady: im non-binary. Thanks for making an effort to understand, though!

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello, Landover!

even when I have already explained my orientation

Christian sexual orientation = you have sex without enjoying it for only one reason: to make babies.

This is why the idea of having sex with old women is unthinkable: they are past their child-bearing years.

If you're not having sex Christian style, then you're having sex wrong.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Dear Non-Binary Creature:

Often, people are excited about their future plans. For instance, if one is going to see Grandmother, a child might be up at 5 AM, expecting his or her parents to start the 15 minute drive 4 hours before Grandma is awake.

Others might look forward to a rousing sermon by their favorite pastor, so they are the first in the pews on Sunday, ready and open for the Holy Spirit to work in their hearts.

I assume it must be the same as you when you think of the fiery pits of hell that will consume you if you fail to recognize that you were not made to have intercourse with pots and pans or chimpanzees, and then devote your heart to Christ having repented of your apparently many confused and wretched sins.

We welcome you to our friendly forums, which is perhaps the only place you'll find Salvation(R).

COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

[dummifluidSwill]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Dear Non-Binary Creature:

Often, people are excited about their future plans. For instance, if one is going to see Grandmother, a child might be up at 5 AM, expecting his or her parents to start the 15 minute drive 4 hours before Grandma is awake.

Others might look forward to a rousing sermon by their favorite pastor, so they are the first in the pews on Sunday, ready and open for the Holy Spirit to work in their hearts.

I assume it must be the same as you when you think of the fiery pits of hell that will consume you if you fail to recognize that you were not made to have intercourse with pots and pans or chimpanzees, and then devote your heart to Christ having repented of your apparently many confused and wretched sins.

We welcome you to our friendly forums, which is perhaps the only place you'll find Salvation®.

COME, Lord Jesus!
BrotherLarry

Like I said, I do not mean to have intercourse with inanimate objects. I just like people of all genders. That is where the pan comes from. I like every kind of grown up human being. Or I have the potential to.

[GOD=life]

Re: Hello, Landover!

Like I said, I do not mean to have intercourse with inanimate objects. I just like people of all genders. That is where the pan comes from. I like every kind of grown up human being. Or I have the potential to.

I still don't see what pots and pans have to do with it.

Now I've really heard it all.