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  • Elmer G. White
    Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
    Victim of atheist scientific persecution
     
    • Apr 2014
    • 10260

    #1

    40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

    WARNING!

    Mr. Obama, one of the principal candidates for the position of the Anti-Christ, has released his "favorite" songs as a spotafly list. These 40 songs are thus irrevocably stained and corrupted. They have become deeply demonic (many of them were that to begin with). It is recommended that all True Christians™ - especially women and young boys at risk of sodomy - refrain from all contact with these artistically mediocre and Spiritually highly questionable pieces of "music". The list is in two parts. The first one includes the "president's" Summer Playlist for Daytime:
    1. Ain’t Too Proud to Beg – The Temptations
    2. Live It Up – Isley Brothers
    3. Memories Live – Talib Kweli & Hi Tek
    4. Tombstone Blues – Bob Dylan
    5. So Much Trouble in the World – Bob Marley
    6. Paradise – Coldplay
    7. Tengo Un Trato (Remix) – Mala Rodriguez
    8. Wang Dang Doodle – Howlin Wolf
    9. Another Star – Stevie Wonder
    10. Hot Fun in the Summertime – Sly & the Family Stone
    11. Boozophilia – Low Cut Connie
    12. Wherever Is Your Heart – Brandi Carlile
    13. Good Day – Nappy Roots
    14. Green Light – John Legend
    15. Gimme Shelter – Rolling Stones
    16. Rock Steady – Aretha Franklin
    17. Down Down the Deep River – Okkervil River
    18. Pusher Love Girl – Justin Timberlake
    19. Shake It Out – Florence + The Machine
    20. La Salsa La Traigo Yo – Sonora Carruseles
    Well, some of these are self-explanatory: Obama is "not too proud to beg", "he can't live up to expectations", he needs shelter, he's experiencing problems with having a "rock steady state" for conjugal duties, his popularity is "going down and deep". Some are more devious: There are several references to fornication with "temptation", "hot fun" and "pusher love" and it seems Mr. "president" wants to shake out his thingy and do some doodling with his wang dang under the influence of moonshine booze . NOT to mention that some of the songs are in the Cuban language and with the US flag now soiled by its raising on this papist Island, an invasion can be immanent. Beware.

    Deuteronomy 23:1
    He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.


    Things get worse. Of course they do. There is also the Nighttime Playlist.

    1. My Favorite Things – John Coltrane
    2. Superpower (feat. Frank Ocean) – Beyoncé
    3. Moondance – Van Morrison
    4. Is Your Love Big Enough? – Lianne La Havas
    5. How Can You Mend a Broken Heart – Al Green
    6. Red & White & Blue & Gold – Aoife O’Donovan
    7. Nothing Even Matters – Lauryn Hill
    8. The Best Is Yet to Come – Frank Sinatra
    9. You Don’t Know Me – Ray Charles
    10. I Found My Everything – Mary J Blige
    11. Help Me – Joni Mitchell
    12. I’ve Got Dreams to Remember – Otis Redding
    13. Suzanne – Leonard Cohen
    14. Feeling Good – Nina Simone
    15. Stubborn Love – The Lumineers
    16. Until – Cassandra Wilson
    17. UMI Says – Mos Def
    18. The Very Thought of You – Billie Holiday
    19. Flamenco Sketches – Miles Davis
    20. Woo – Erykah Badu
    There is the continuation of the desperate mindset with "Help Me"and the omnipotency fantasies of "Superpower". Still, the imagery of fornication persists: Feeling good, Stubborn Love, and the ultimate cry for help: "Is Your Love Big Enough". Seemingly, it isn't, Mr. "president". It is not "rock steady". Again, Cuban music with "Flamingo Sketches". And WE KNOW that actual HELP would be available.

    Psalms 40:13
    Be pleased, O LORD, to deliver me: O LORD, make haste to help me.




    The worst part, however, are the absences.
    Nowhere on this list can we see...
    • The word Jesus. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Jesus?
    • The word God. It is missing. Why does Obama hate God?
    • The words Holy Spirit. They are missing. Why does Obama hate the Holy Spirit?
    • The word Bible. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Bible?
    • The word Christian. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Christians?




    There is NO condemnation of Sodomy, emancipation of females, etc. Why does Obama want to promote those things with this list? Be vigilant and destroy all files, recordings or sheet music that contain these songs because they can cause your children to fall from Grace!

    Job 15:21
    A dreadful sound is in his ears: in prosperity the destroyer shall come upon him.



    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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  • Mary Etheldreda
    Gushing for Jesus
     
    • Sep 2011
    • 23775

    #2
    Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    The worst part, however, are the absences.
    Nowhere on this list can we see...
    • The word Jesus. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Jesus?
    • The word God. It is missing. Why does Obama hate God?
    • The words Holy Spirit. They are missing. Why does Obama hate the Holy Spirit?
    • The word Bible. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Bible?
    • The word Christian. It is missing. Why does Obama hate Christians?




    There is NO condemnation of Sodomy, emancipation of females, etc. Why does Obama want to promote those things with this list? Be vigilant and destroy all files, recordings or sheet music that contain these songs because they can cause your children to fall from Grace!

    Job 15:21
    A dreadful sound is in his ears: in prosperity the destroyer shall come upon him.
    That "man" would frighten me if it weren't for the fact that I have no fear in my spirit (2 Timothy 1:7). What I do have is a soul that cries out to my Savior, and I recognize His enemies. Obama is a servant of Satan. He cannot hide this fact, for nature herself cannot hold back the Truth.
    And Ahaziah fell down through a lattice in his upper chamber that was in Samaria, and was sick:
    and he sent messengers, and said unto them, Go, enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron whether I shall recover of this disease.
    But the angel of the Lord said to Elijah the Tishbite, Arise, go up to meet the messengers of the king of Samaria, and say unto them,
    Is it not because there is not a God in Israel, that ye go to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron?
    2 Kings 1:2-3

    And they said unto him, There came a man up to meet us, and said unto us, Go, turn again unto the king that sent you, and say unto him,
    Thus saith the Lord, Is it not because there is not a God in Israel, that thou sendest to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron?
    therefore thou shalt not come down from that bed on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die.
    2 Kings 1:6

    And he said unto him, Thus saith the Lord, Forasmuch as thou hast sent messengers to enquire of Baalzebub the god of Ekron,
    is it not because there is no God in Israel to enquire of his word?
    therefore thou shalt not come down off that bed on which thou art gone up, but shalt surely die.
    2 Kings 1:16


    "Βεελζεβούβ" "Βεεζεβούλ" "Beelzebub"
    Lord of the Flies
    aka Satan
    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78552

      #3
      Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

      All jungle music I see. Nothing but the devil's favorite.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • eggcake
        Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
        • Aug 2015
        • 53

        #4
        Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

        This is horrid to hear!
        I hope you can save your change your president!
        Donald Trump, our hero!

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        • Virginia Day Templeton
          Christ's Battle Axe
           
          • Dec 2006
          • 2827

          #5
          Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

          What about these songs?

          Monkey Man - The Rolling Stones
          You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) - The Dickies
          Everybody’s Got Something to Hide, Except For Me & My Monkey – The Beatles
          Monkey Gone to Heaven – The Pixies
          Fencewalk - Mandrill
          Le Gorille - Georges Brassens
          Brass Monkey – Beastie Boys
          Sleepy Monkey – Widespread Panic
          Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
          Shock The Monkey – Peter Gabriel
          Tweeter and the Monkey Man – Traveling Wilburys
          Theme From King Kong - Love Unlimited Orchestra
          Space Monkey - John Prine
          The Gorilla - The Ideals
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          • eggcake
            Unsaved trash, suspected sheep lover
            • Aug 2015
            • 53

            #6
            Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

            Originally posted by Virginia D. Templeton View Post
            What about these songs?

            Monkey Man - The Rolling Stones
            You Drive Me Ape (You Big Gorilla) - The Dickies
            Everybody’s Got Something to Hide, Except For Me & My Monkey – The Beatles
            Monkey Gone to Heaven – The Pixies
            Fencewalk - Mandrill
            Le Gorille - Georges Brassens
            Brass Monkey – Beastie Boys
            Sleepy Monkey – Widespread Panic
            Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz
            Shock The Monkey – Peter Gabriel
            Tweeter and the Monkey Man – Traveling Wilburys
            Theme From King Kong - Love Unlimited Orchestra
            Space Monkey - John Prine
            The Gorilla - The Ideals
            Can you please tell me why these are bad?
            I need to know how to avoid bad music!
            Donald Trump, our hero!

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #7
              Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

              Originally posted by eggcake View Post
              I need to know how to avoid bad music!

              Drown yourself.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78552

                #8
                Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

                Originally posted by eggcake View Post
                Can you please tell me why these are bad?
                I need to know how to avoid bad music!
                Read the Holy Bible, pervert.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Harsha Shah
                  Curry slurping demon
                   
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 321

                  #9
                  Re: 40 Songs You Can Never Listen to Anymore: The White House Joins Spotify

                  Yes. It is Harsha Shah here. I am not very fond of the songs that Mr. Obama recommends and I am feeling it can be hard to find nice songs that are promoting chastity and telling us how hardship can be overcome. One of my favourites is this one from the film "Lagaan". Yes. It is very good.



                  Yes. I am hoping you will enjoy it. Yes.
                  "Ecclesiastes 3:7
                  A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
                  Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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