Let the SinWOW Towel Soak Up All Your Sins!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Hurry! Order today for our Special Offer.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Let the SinWOW Towel Soak Up All Your Sins!

The only thing making me hesitate is the 10 year warranty. It just reeks. Either this product is Made in Merica and worthy of a 100 year warranty or we exist in a libertarian paradise where it's caveat emptor and the Free Market rules. I can't stand this liberal, fascist, Obama-style ambiguity of a 10 year warranty. Please tell me it's lifetime or NOTHING so I can order before the free Sinticky expires.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Let the SinWOW Towel Soak Up All Your Sins!

The only thing making me hesitate is the 10 year warranty. It just reeks. Either this product is Made in Merica and worthy of a 100 year warranty or we exist in a libertarian paradise where it's caveat emptor and the Free Market rules. I can't stand this liberal, fascist, Obama-style ambiguity of a 10 year warranty. Please tell me it's lifetime or NOTHING so I can order before the free Sinticky expires.

Dr. Toole,

I am positive that the 10-year warranty is more than adequate if we take into account the Rapture!



Revelation 22:12
And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.

While only God knows the number of days remaining until the End of Days, I think that 10 months is more than the sinners can expect before they are cast into the Bottomless Pit.

As for us, it's going to be no more cleaning once in Heaven! The detergent properties of Jesus' blood will have taken care of that!



Revelation 1:5
And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood,


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Nobar King]

Re: Let the SinWOW Towel Soak Up All Your Sins!

Maybe they can make some respectable undergarments out of that stuff.

[Back against wall]

Re: Let the SinWOW Towel Soak Up All Your Sins!

Maybe they can make some respectable undergarments out of that stuff.

So far the closest I have come to successfully making cloathing from the SinWOW is as follows:



As you can see my attempt at making a pair of socks failed. So I decided to invent a new biscuit instead. Nothing to do with SinWOW but non the less there is no such thing as bad advertising.

[Rodrigo]

Re: Let the SinWOW Towel Soak Up All Your Sins!

Order placed! The SinWow makes a clever gift item, as well; just in time for the HOLYdays.

I do hope there are instructions included; I wouldn't know whether to use the regular, the mini, or the mop, for any given sin.

It would also be nice if it came in a beach blanket size; there's a Unitarian Church nearby.

[Back against wall]

Re: Let the SinWOW Towel Soak Up All Your Sins!

Order placed! The SinWow makes a clever gift item, as well; just in time for the HOLYdays.

I do hope there are instructions included; I wouldn't know whether to use the regular, the mini, or the mop, for any given sin.

It would also be nice if it came in a beach blanket size; there's a Unitarian Church nearby.

We have contacted the administration to get the latest info sheets available. Hopefully we can post them soon.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Let the SinWOW Towel Soak Up All Your Sins!

I keep several in my truck. I find them very comforting when making long hauls and not stopping. They sop up all my road rage.