Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

[Grandma]

The map may need some updating, but the states in red are the ones who voted for the Godly Republican candidate George W. Bush. I think this is an excellent idea. The liebrals would have their safe space they want so badly, and we could accomplish what the Lord wants: a single-party Republican theocracy. What do you think?

[Alvin Moss]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

Your proposal presupposes that the Canadians will accept the godless Yankees and the wretches of the West Coast. They may take that offer as a sign of weakness and try an invasion. You never hear much about Canada in this country and many are not even certain exactly where it is, but it is a mistake to discount them entirely, in spite of the heavy French presence.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

You know what? I say we throw in Florida as part of the deal. That would give me the incentive to move to a state that went for President Bush by more than 537 votes, and that's only because Katherine Harris kicked a bunch of shines off the voter rolls.




This dump is filled with Joos and Haitians and godless Yankees. The only decent thing in this state is the Holy Land Experience theme park and that can be moved to Georgia.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

Iowa and our Godly City of Freehold would stay with God's states--I like that. Another great advantage will come from the upcoming election of Donald Trump.

Construction of a giant wall between Mexico and the U. S. will start the first day Donald takes office. It will soon be completed and all Mexicans will be tossed over it back into Mexico. The wall will be paid for by Mexico.

The same thing will happen in this case. Donald will require Canada to pay for a wall between God's Country and the new larger Canada. We can then toss all the homers over it and Canada can deal with them.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

I must say I like the idea, but I felt it was my duty to be open to any potential contradictory data so I consulted Jesus about this matter.

He approves.

First, it is time we followed Jesus' recommendation of not socializing with repulsive (Psalms 53:1) non-believers!

2 Corinthians 6:14
Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?

Secondly, what would the nation be like afterwards with the two walls as suggested by our Mayor? There is a precedent. It would be like a nice park or a garden or a carpark with Churches and Malls in the middle and the walls blocking our Ladies' view from the revolting fornication that is going to be the standard beyond.

Numbers 22:24
But the angel of the LORD stood in a path of the vineyards, a wall being on this side, and a wall on that side.

I am quite sure that The Donald has already taken this suggestion very seriously.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

You know what? I say we throw in Florida as part of the deal. That would give me the incentive to move to a state that went for President Bush by more than 537 votes, and that's only because Katherine Harris kicked a bunch of shines off the voter rolls.

An excellent idea to include Florida. After all, part of the map does bear a striking resemblance to something a homer might be attracted to.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

You have to admit, the idea is compelling and has its merits - it does preserve our Bakken oil reserves. I submit however, that there are still vast areas where we need to get rid of LIEberals - like along the East coast (and Florida and Ohio have become "swing" states - they can go either way in an election). And the word is still out on Ted Cruz - we are still searching to see if he ever uttered "God Save the Queen" in his youth.

I think we can take a cue here from Donald Trump and solve the problem with mass deportations. If you've ever been in favor of immigration and amnesty for Mexicans then it's off to Mexico you go. Similarly, if you like your socialized medicine then you can keep your socialized medicine - in Canada (and the canuks should welcome them with open arms). The dot heads were quite reasonable with similar plans when they shipped their troublesome mooselimbs off to Pakistan.

[I Man Rastafari]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

I am against any plan that would move Wisconsin any further north. My home which is in Jamaica is far to the south where it never snows and it is warm all the time. Here in Wisconsin it is very cold with ice and snow on the ground. Canada is even farther to the north and I do not think I could live in that place.

[Jim Farmer]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

I'm a little concerned that we will lose a lot of our naval bases to the Cannucks - particularly those on the west coast. In fact we will have no naval presence in the Pacific Ocean, other than Alaska, and those ports probably get iced up in winter. I think the solution to this dilemma was admirably demonstrated by President Putin - we must simply annex any part of the west coast which may be desirable to us particularly naval bases. Then we must connect those parts by roads controlled by us through the new states of Cannuckistan - using the examples shown us by Israel of protecting the Joo settlements in Palestine.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Proposal to split American into the United States of Godless Cannuckistan and Jesusland

I'm a little concerned that we will lose a lot of our naval bases to the Cannucks - particularly those on the west coast. In fact we will have no naval presence in the Pacific Ocean, other than Alaska, and those ports probably get iced up in winter. I think the solution to this dilemma was admirably demonstrated by President Putin - we must simply annex any part of the west coast which may be desirable to us particularly naval bases. Then we must connect those parts by roads controlled by us through the new states of Cannuckistan - using the examples shown us by Israel of protecting the Joo settlements in Palestine.

Brother Jim,

An excellent idea provided some additional walls can be built along the roads to prevent the Communists from entering the Godly U.S. highway system.

That said, I think I have an alternative. I am so glad that you mentioned a good friend of Jesus second only to The Donald, Mr. Putin. I am sure that he would gladly take responsibility of the West Coast and the Godly U.S. of A. could concentrate on the Atlantic. Russia would patrol the Pacific and as for the Indian Ocean? Who cares?

Mr. Putin could also personally participate in the military action against Communist Canada if Necessary. He is a proficient submarine captain:



And he would watch over us not unlike Jesus.

Jeremiah 44:27
Behold, I will watch over them for evil, and not for good: and all the men of Judah that are in the land of Egypt shall be consumed by the sword and by the famine, until there be an end of them.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer