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  • dave-uk
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 36

    #1

    HAHA! you got me!

    i have been a member of this forum for less than a day, and at first i was disgusted with your sexist and racist views on everything! thinking you were all just sick, twisted individuals, who reckon that rape is some kind of divine punishment!

    but then, later wile thinking oif what people had said to me here, i realised, IT MUST BE A BIG JOKE!!!

    replies like "all brits are like stanley the many transvestite" and "metallica are gay" i realised you must be all about 12 years old, or just a bunch of collage student have a big laugh! well, being british i do have a nsense of humour and this is comedy gold! HAHA! i love the way you hate jews who are gods people, and even jesus (your god) was jewish! things like "jew york" made me have a bit of a chuckle too!

    One thread i thaught was realy funny was the one about hannah montana being possed by lucifer! i mean, i heard of calling metal band like iron maiden and megadeth satanic, but this is a bit too far to be a real beLIEf of anyone!

    i do think the little imotes you have of other races a little too far though, espcialy the turbined man drinking camel piss, that a little TOO offensive! jew york was a little toung in cheek, but the emotes are a bit tastless!

    So, i will congratulate you for having me believe that you were an actualy christian group who believed all this pathetic crap!

    oh, also the fact you reckon america is gods country was possibly the funniest bit on here! just cus ya big, and have loads of bumbs makes god like you? now that is classic!

    well done, and keep up this hilarious work your doing!
  • Joe-UK
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2008
    • 8

    #2
    Re: HAHA! you got me!

    Sorry to say everyone i agree.

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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2025
      • 15118

      #3
      Re: HAHA! you got me!

      If you think the fires of Hell are funny then that shall be your mistake on Judgment day.
      Many come here to mock and persecute us.
      You are no exception.

      Think what you will.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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      • dave-uk
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2008
        • 36

        #4
        Re: HAHA! you got me!

        HAHA! to go to heaven you dont need to be in a rediculous american jesus online cult!

        and as ive said, your clearly not serious here! its all just TOO rediculous to believe!

        did i mention i reckon jesus would have probably been black? or is that too much for your narrow minded racist selves?

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2025
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: HAHA! you got me!

          Originally posted by dave-uk View Post
          HAHA! to go to heaven you dont need to be in a rediculous american jesus online cult!

          and as ive said, your clearly not serious here! its all just TOO rediculous to believe!

          did i mention i reckon jesus would have probably been black? or is that too much for your narrow minded racist selves?
          That just shows how retarded you Brits really are.

          Jesus was a shade of caramel and certainly not black. Do you really think the Savior of mankind would be a Pie-stealing negra? You really are stupid.

          I ought to ban you for saying such a thing.

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • dave-uk
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Apr 2008
            • 36

            #6
            Re: HAHA! you got me!

            well this just goes to show how pathetic and racist you amnericans are! why insult black people, that was completley unecesary! your a pathetic bunch of over religios asre holes who wont express your opinions publickly cus you know everyone would hate you!

            Lucifer laughs, looks on and waits: the prophecy, iron maiden!

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449

              #7
              Re: HAHA! you got me!

              Friend, can you please stop butchering the American language, it's making me feel dizzy.

              Calm down, and explain to Brother Wide what religios asre holes means. Is that Latin or something?
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2025
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: HAHA! you got me!

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                Friend, can you please stop butchering the American language, it's making me feel dizzy.

                Calm down, and explain to Brother Wide what religios asre holes means. Is that Latin or something?
                I think it means "about to be Banned from God's favorite Forum".

                Oh look..................... I was right

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • Rimlicker
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 1

                  #9
                  Re: HAHA! you got me!

                  God loves you all. Lets face it this Dave-UK deserves to burn in hell.

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2025
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: HAHA! you got me!

                    Originally posted by Rimlicker View Post
                    God loves you all. Lets face it this Dave-UK deserves to burn in hell.
                    Yes............... Hello Dave.
                    Opened a new account have we?

                    Jesus is not impressed.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • Wide-Open
                      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 18449

                      #11
                      Re: HAHA! you got me!

                      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                      I think it means "about to be Banned from God's favorite Forum".

                      Oh look..................... I was right
                      PRAISE!
                      Psalm 81:10:
                      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                      • Don the Baptist
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2008
                        • 480

                        #12
                        Re: HAHA! you got me!

                        Originally posted by Joe-UK View Post
                        Sorry to say everyone i agree.
                        If Jesus gave two farts & a tin whistle what either of you thought you would not both be banned...
                        Isaiah 36.12 - But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?

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                        • heavenly-steve
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 2

                          #13
                          Re: HAHA! you got me!

                          hmm, no i could not say this site was a joke, and clearly were dealing with an idiot, but, i do think he has a point about the racism on this site. i happen to have many friends of all nationalities and religions and do find it somewhat offensive. i may be christian, but i have respect for other peoples beliefs, and i know they respect mine.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: HAHA! you got me!

                            It's hard to respect beliefs when you know that those beliefs will get people damned to hell. Why won't you warn them about that? Where's your Christian love?
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                            • "Unsaved Trash"
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2008
                              • 2

                              #15
                              Re: HAHA! you got me!

                              Forgive me for raising this pointless topic to the top, but could someone explain to me the problem with British people? I mean, I'm trying hard to respect what you write on here (and managing!), however it has and always will be my opinion that AMerica is really just an extension of Britain anyway. I mean, it's our English you're speaking (albeit modified, Fawcet instead of Tap? O.o), and aside from the Native Americans, South Americans, Mexicans and other minorities that have moved into the country, you all came from here anyway.

                              Just an honest question!

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