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Friends,
God hates nitromethane.
That's why there's currently a shortage of it.
Now you may think that God loves hot rods because there's groups like Racers For Christ but I assure you, God hates NHRA.
That's why he almost killed John Force last year in Texas. You'd think John Force would have learned his lesson after that... but no, he got back behind the wheel, thumbing his nose at the LORD.
Apparently the LORD gave John Force a second chance by letting him win this weekend in Topeka. When John Force got out of the car, did he thank his lord and saviour Jesus Christ (like Kurt Warner would do; even though Kurt is married to a lezbian). No, John Force thanked his sponsors.
Well, back to the Nitromethane shortage.
Part of the shortage has to be because Nitromethane cannot be found anywhere in the Bible (KJV1611). The closest you can come to it is Methuselah, and that has nothing to do with Ch3No2.
Friends, Nitromethane isn't even an American product anymore. It's produced SOLELY by the godless chinks in China.
Nitromethane is used in products like fertilizer and pharmaceuticals. Friends, this product should be boycotted.
I'm getting armyguy and some other Illinois True Christians (tm) together this coming weekend and we're going to Joliet to protest their use of Nitromethane, and their blatant disrespect for the LORD!
PRAISE JESUS!!!
YIC
V
God hates nitromethane.
That's why there's currently a shortage of it.
Now you may think that God loves hot rods because there's groups like Racers For Christ but I assure you, God hates NHRA.
That's why he almost killed John Force last year in Texas. You'd think John Force would have learned his lesson after that... but no, he got back behind the wheel, thumbing his nose at the LORD.
Apparently the LORD gave John Force a second chance by letting him win this weekend in Topeka. When John Force got out of the car, did he thank his lord and saviour Jesus Christ (like Kurt Warner would do; even though Kurt is married to a lezbian). No, John Force thanked his sponsors.
Well, back to the Nitromethane shortage.
Part of the shortage has to be because Nitromethane cannot be found anywhere in the Bible (KJV1611). The closest you can come to it is Methuselah, and that has nothing to do with Ch3No2.
Friends, Nitromethane isn't even an American product anymore. It's produced SOLELY by the godless chinks in China.
Nitromethane is used in products like fertilizer and pharmaceuticals. Friends, this product should be boycotted.
I'm getting armyguy and some other Illinois True Christians (tm) together this coming weekend and we're going to Joliet to protest their use of Nitromethane, and their blatant disrespect for the LORD!
PRAISE JESUS!!!
YIC
V
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