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Old 07-07-2008, 12:09 AM
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Exclamation Scripture or it didn't happen

Friends, we get a lot of people here telling us what they think about God's Word and what God wants from us. Well, I have one simple demand for these people:


SCRIPTURE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!



If you want to tell us what God thinks about something, then tell us where He says it in His Book. We have a "Teaching His Word" sub-forum for a reason. Saying what you'd think if you were God, or what you think God probably thinks is not good enough; either quote directly from Him, or get out.

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God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Whosoever ... abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God."- 2John CH1:9
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