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Old 07-20-2008, 09:42 PM
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A serious question here folks -

My fiancee' really wants to go see the new Batman Movie "The Dark Knight", and I was planning to take her sometime this week.

However, I just found out 'Brokeback Mountain' sodomite Heath Ledger's in it! Apparently he plays the Joker. I find this strange. Doesn't Jack Nickolson play the Joker? Isn't that Ledger fag dead??

I was wondering if there's any danger of getting AIDs from this movie? I hear you can definetly get it by watching Broken-ass Mountain. It's worrying what with this Ledger Homer in it.

I also hear that there's a scene in which Batman ass-rapes Ledger in a police cell, wearing nothing but a cowboy-hat! If that's true I'm definetly not going anywhere near this sick piece of garbage!

Should we boycott this movie?
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A serious question here folks -

My fiancee' really wants to go see the new Batman Movie "The Dark Knight", and I was planning to take her sometime this week.

However, I just found out 'Brokeback Mountain' sodomite Heath Ledger's in it! Apparently he plays the Joker. I find this strange. Doesn't Jack Nickolson play the Joker? Isn't that Ledger fag dead??

I was wondering if there's any danger of getting AIDs from this movie? I hear you can definetly get it by watching Broken-ass Mountain. It's worrying what with this Ledger Homer in it.

I also hear that there's a scene in which Batman ass-rapes Ledger in a police cell, wearing nothing but a cowboy-hat! If that's true I'm definetly not going anywhere near this sick piece of garbage!

Should we boycott this movie?

Don't be ridiculous. You can't get AIDS from watching a movie.
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Don't be ridiculous. You can't get AIDS from watching a movie.
I partly agree with Spit. The movie itself won't give you AIDs. However, Ledger's presence guarantees the movie theater will be full of all kinds of sodomites and weirdos, and you could easily get AIDs from them. My advice - stay away.
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I'm not going. In fact, I never go to the movies. It's just not safe.
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Default Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

First off, you definitely cannot get AIDS from a movie on even just seeing someone on screen. That is just plain retarded talk. Also Heath Ledger is not gay because he was married to a woman and has a baby by her. Just because he played a homosexual role in a movie does not mean that he is really gay. It is called acting or as you put it as if I was talking to a child, he was pretending to be gay. So you people need to get your facts straight.Also, you people need some real education and need to do real research.

Here is how you really can get AIDS:

The most common ways to get AIDS are:
  • having sex with a person who has HIV or AIDS
  • sharing drug needles with someone who has HIV or AIDS.
You can also get HIV from a blood transfusion, if the HIV is in the blood. But that is rare. Strict rules about who can donate blood and tests on donated blood make transfusions very safe. (http://www.fda.gov/opacom/lowlit/aids.html)
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I don't think you should go. I was going to go( one of my friends was taking me) but then we decided to go to Mamma Mia instead. wouldn't go to the "Dark Knight" because for all you know, it might actually be a secret brainwashing thingy from the gay mafia.

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I don't think you should go. I was going to go( one of my friends was taking me) but then we decided to go to Mamma Mia instead. wouldn't go to the "Dark Knight" because for all you know, it might actually be a secret brainwashing thingy from the gay mafia.

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It is just a movie. You people act like it is a plague There is no brainwashing during a movie, it is retarded to even say that.
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Default Re: Can you get AIDs from the new Batman Movie?

Just watch out for those little pink triangles on the ground. If there are a lot near the theater that's playing the black Knight, maybe you should go somewhere else. Or, hold it thru the whole movie.
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Ms. AsshatBitch,

Anything that Hellywood puts out is brainwashing by default. When those homers are not Rump Ranging each other they are plotting the next perverted movie to try and bring more into the fold.

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It is just a movie. You people act like it is a plague There is no brainwashing during a movie, it is retarded to even say that.
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Anything that Hellywood puts out is brainwashing by default. When those homers are not Rump Ranging each other they are plotting the next perverted movie to try and bring more into the fold.
First off, my name is Wolfspirit. no movie is brainwashing. They are just movies and if the person lets the movie get to them and takes it too seriously then it is that persons fault, not the movies fault. Hollywood is just out to make entertainment for people and to make money. There is nothing wrong with entertainment, but sometimes people do take entertainment to far because people take a lot of things to far. It is human nature that people take things to far and that is a negative side of being human.
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