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    The Exorcist for Vice President?

    On the subject of affirmative-action Vice-Presidents, John McCain now has his list down to two: A Mormon (Mitt Romney) and a brown person, Bobby Jindal, who claims to be an ex-muslim, yet he violated Catholic law by participating in an amateur exorcism (the Catholic Church allows only certified exorcists to perform the ritual in very limited circumstances).

    Read his first-hand account of meeting a demon face to face!
    Though I could find no cause for my chest pains, I was very scared of what was happening to me and Susan. I began to think that the demon would only attack me if I tried to pray or fight back; thus...I gave up all attempts at prayer and admitted conditional defeat (to the demon)

    Maybe she sensed our weariness; whether by plan or coincidence, Susan chose the perfect opportunity to attempt an escape. She suddenly leapt up and ran for the door, despite the many hands holding her down...

    I left that classroom with a powerful belief in Mary's intercessions...I do believe in the reality of spirits, angels, and other re­lated phenomena that I can neither touch nor see.
    The article even includes an illustration (I guess their camera was out of film):



    So, what do you think? Will this brown demon-beater be a good vice-President? Does "the power of Christ compel" us (to support him?) Or is he just another Muslim freak chosen because of affirmative action?
    Last edited by Jeb Stuart Thurmond; 11-09-2008, 01:13 PM.
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    Tags: bobby jindal, demonic possession, election 2012, john macain, mitt romney
  • #2
    Re: The Exorcist for Vice President?

    I thought Romney was still locked up in Eldorado, TX.
    Come climb my mountains.

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    • #3
      Re: The Exorcist for Vice President?

      McCain should nominate Pastor Huckabee, Pastor Hagee, or our own Pastor Deacon Fred. Either would be wonderful choices.

      If he must go for affirmative action, then sister Shirley Phelps-Roper is a good Christian choice. She is well-qualified - a lawyer, mother of 11, a True Christian, and de facto leader of perhaps America's second greatest church (after Landover, of course!).

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        Re: The Exorcist for Vice President?

        Dick Cheney is still available. Why change horses in the middle of a stream?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #5
          Re: The Exorcist for Vice President?

          Well, I've made up my mind, and anyone can see by my signature. Dont worry, I'm not 100% Jindal-Palin, I would be willing to tolerate a Palin-Jindal ticket as well.
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