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Here, over at the Christian Centre for Demon Detection and Destruction (CCDDD), we have received an alarming number of complains about the new Apple iPhone!
Apparently this device is just swarming with demons! Yes, demons! 1000's of microscopic little Hell-spawn are living inside every single UnGodly device! And they're just waiting to get out!!!
Every True Christian knows that Apple has to be one of the evilest companies around. They named themselves after the fruit Eve ate in the Garden of Eden! Apple is also well known for its persecution of Christians and heterosexuals. It's obvious they work for the Devil! …and now the proof is here!
Now, I don't want to sound like some sort of insane Christian crackpot or something - but these devices are dangerous! They use demon mind control and brainwashing to make you do things against your will!
Only last week we received the tragic news of poor Jane Sanderson, who bought one of these devices 2 days before she died! Apparently she walked out in front of oncoming traffic, and was hit by a fire-truck ... and died!!! Yes, she DIED!!! Please do not listen to any false stories going around in the Press about this case. They ‘say’ she was ‘surfing’ iTunes, and 'wasn’t paying attention' to the oncoming traffic or stop-signs? Garbage! She was IN A TRANCE! THE DEMONS MADE HER WALK OUT IN FRONT OF THAT TRUCK!!!
The demons which have taken controls of these iPhone devices are the infamous Boyce demons. Particularly nasty, these demons prey on electronic devices such as dvd players, phones, computers, gaming stations and just about anything which can hold an electric current. Ever been talking on your Mobile, and hear someone in the background, and think you’ve got a cross-line? WRONG! That’s the Boyce demons! They’re there in the background, whispering subliminal messages to you! Ever been on the internet looking at Deliverance Prayers or shopping for Bibles, and you turn away for a few seconds, and when you turn back there's gay porn on the screen? That's Boyce demons again!
The good news is that getting rid of these Demons is a relatively simple task. All you have to do is COMMAND THEM TO LEAVE.
What you must say, in a commanding voice, is this -
"Demons, I COMMAND you to leave in the name of JESUS CHRIST!'
That's all that's required. Jesus gave his power and authority to all TRUE Believers.
Praise Jesus!
Here, over at the Christian Centre for Demon Detection and Destruction (CCDDD), we have received an alarming number of complains about the new Apple iPhone!
Apparently this device is just swarming with demons! Yes, demons! 1000's of microscopic little Hell-spawn are living inside every single UnGodly device! And they're just waiting to get out!!!
Every True Christian knows that Apple has to be one of the evilest companies around. They named themselves after the fruit Eve ate in the Garden of Eden! Apple is also well known for its persecution of Christians and heterosexuals. It's obvious they work for the Devil! …and now the proof is here!
Now, I don't want to sound like some sort of insane Christian crackpot or something - but these devices are dangerous! They use demon mind control and brainwashing to make you do things against your will!
Only last week we received the tragic news of poor Jane Sanderson, who bought one of these devices 2 days before she died! Apparently she walked out in front of oncoming traffic, and was hit by a fire-truck ... and died!!! Yes, she DIED!!! Please do not listen to any false stories going around in the Press about this case. They ‘say’ she was ‘surfing’ iTunes, and 'wasn’t paying attention' to the oncoming traffic or stop-signs? Garbage! She was IN A TRANCE! THE DEMONS MADE HER WALK OUT IN FRONT OF THAT TRUCK!!!
The demons which have taken controls of these iPhone devices are the infamous Boyce demons. Particularly nasty, these demons prey on electronic devices such as dvd players, phones, computers, gaming stations and just about anything which can hold an electric current. Ever been talking on your Mobile, and hear someone in the background, and think you’ve got a cross-line? WRONG! That’s the Boyce demons! They’re there in the background, whispering subliminal messages to you! Ever been on the internet looking at Deliverance Prayers or shopping for Bibles, and you turn away for a few seconds, and when you turn back there's gay porn on the screen? That's Boyce demons again!
The good news is that getting rid of these Demons is a relatively simple task. All you have to do is COMMAND THEM TO LEAVE.
What you must say, in a commanding voice, is this -
"Demons, I COMMAND you to leave in the name of JESUS CHRIST!'
That's all that's required. Jesus gave his power and authority to all TRUE Believers.
Praise Jesus!
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