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Old 08-14-2008, 03:58 PM
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Question At what age do kids become goths?

I presume that no one is born goth. How could that be possible?

What age do kids turn goth?
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Old 08-14-2008, 04:19 PM
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In most cases it all depends when one is introduced to the Goth subculture. I became Goth when I was 15 but only started to go out when I was about 18 in the scene itself. I already saw some very young Goths of 12 or 13 years old but in most countries they have restrictions in going out. Most become Goth in their teenage years but there are exceptions of course.
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This is exactly why we need a Landover website for kids! Steer them to God instead of Goth before they head out and start cross-dressing, doing the drugs, and joining in sodomite orgies where they get the AIDS!
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Around the age of 11 / 12. Though it's getting younger and younger due to (anti)social networking websites such as Bebop and VampireGeeks.
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So going out is what does it? I went out with several girls (those were the days) but none of us ever turned goth.
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So going out is what does it? I went out with several girls (those were the days) but none of us ever turned goth.
Brother Nobar, that is probably because none of those girls had A.I.D.S.

There is a big difference between going out with good Christian girls, and going out with weight-challenged losers who lack any adequate interpersonal skills.
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I'd say there's convincing Biblical evidence to suggest that God does indeed pick some children to be goths before they're born. Perhaps to punish their parents for voting Democrat or freebasing while pregnant.
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Brother Nobar, that is probably because none of those girls had A.I.D.S.

There is a big difference between going out with good Christian girls, and going out with weight-challenged losers who lack any adequate interpersonal skills.

This is so very true! The women you choose to start dating with are a good indicator of the type of women you will end up with.

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Around the age of 11 / 12. Though it's getting younger and younger due to (anti)social networking websites such as Bebop and VampireGeeks.
I must say this holds a little bit of truth, due the internet it became more easy to to find stuff about Goth, whether this is an positive evolution I don't know at this point. Back when I was finding my Goth side the scene was more underground and parties were only known to those who went out in the scene, so you had to be introduced more or less to it by friends (or find a partyflyer in some music stores). The net made it more easy to find out where the parties are, this also attracts more posers who think they are Goth.


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So going out is what does it? I went out with several girls (those were the days) but none of us ever turned goth.
In the days before the widespread internet it was indeed parties who made one realize he/she was a Goth, most people were taken along with friends to Gothparties. Nowadays the people can inform themselves via the internet so they going out thing is more or less dissapeared.
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I must say this holds a little bit of truth, due the internet it became more easy to to find stuff about Goth, whether this is an positive evolution I don't know at this point.
Here's a hint: NO. There is no such thing as evilution, if there was it wouldn't be positive, and there is certainly nothing positive about goff scum.
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Back when I was finding my Goth side the scene was more underground and parties were only known to those who went out in the scene, so you had to be introduced more or less to it by friends (or find a partyflyer in some music stores).
Have you ever heard the saying "friends don't let friends do goth"?
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The net made it more easy to find out where the parties are, this also attracts more posers who think they are Goth.
Why would anyone think they were a goth? It's hardly something to aspire to.
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How alarming. Are the authorities aware of this?
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Nowadays the people can inform themselves via the internet so they going out thing is more or less dissapeared.
You mean, goths are lazy fat scum who avoid the sunlight like the plague?
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Here's a hint: NO. There is no such thing as evilution, if there was it wouldn't be positive, and there is certainly nothing positive about goff scum.

Have you ever heard the saying "friends don't let friends do goth"?

Why would anyone think they were a goth? It's hardly something to aspire to.

How alarming. Are the authorities aware of this?

You mean, goths are lazy fat scum who avoid the sunlight like the plague?

And again you show very little to no knowledge about the Goth subculture, learn a little about it before attacking it. You might even learn a thing or 2.
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What is the initiation into gothology?
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Come in, have a drink and chat a little with people. that's about it. What did you expect (probably some evil thing like sacrificing babies or gangbanging, but alas for you people, none of this is actually happening)??
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It's when you find yourself (a man) in the ladies' room fixing your makeup with other chicks and fags.
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You disgust me. Why haven't you apologised to Jesus yet?
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You disgust me. Why haven't you apologised to Jesus yet?
Why don't you since you are lying here on the forum, it's perfectly clear I didn't write that, you are only making a fool out of yourself.
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Why don't you since you are lying here on the forum, it's perfectly clear I didn't write that, you are only making a fool out of yourself.
I was reading between the lines. Since goths are notorious liars, it's just common sense to disregard what you actually say, and pay close attention to what you don't say instead.
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Why don't you since you are lying here on the forum, it's perfectly clear I didn't write that, you are only making a fool out of yourself.
Don't be absurd Snotty. Brother Temperance has turned his life over to Jesus. If Brother Temperance is lying it means Jesus is lying.

Are you calling Jesus a lier Snottyduck?
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Don't be absurd Snotty. Brother Temperance has turned his life over to Jesus. If Brother Temperance is lying it means Jesus is lying.

Are you calling Jesus a lier Snottyduck?
No, I call BT a lier because he writes things about me I never wrote.
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No, I call BT a lier because he writes things about me I never wrote.
He didn't write anything about you. He translated your words into plain American English, so our delicate and naive sister Roberta would not be drawn into your web of deceit and depravity.
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