Hello, I'm Mother of 20.

[Jean Poole]

My name is Mother of 20. I have a husband, Bill, and we have 20 children (of course!). Unfortunately, even though we are Christians, we are currently stuck in a God-forsaken country called Inger-lund. We are, of course, Proud Americans, but some evil Atheists tricked us into getting on a airplane to this place. So far, we have not managed to find a plane big enough to fit us all on to get back to Godly America.

Bill's dream is to join Landover Baptist Church, where we can raise our children as True Christians ™!

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Hello, I'm Mother of 20.

My name is Mother of 20. I have a husband, Bill, and we have 20 children (of course!). Unfortunately, even though we are Christians, we are currently stuck in a God-forsaken country called Inger-lund. We are, of course, Proud Americans, but some evil Atheists tricked us into getting on a airplane to this place. So far, we have not managed to find a plane big enough to fit us all on to get back to Godly America.

Bill's dream is to join Landover Baptist Church, where we can raise our children as True Christians ™!

20 children, I only hope that you reproduced this many children for the purpose of having soldiers of the faith. Not because of some perverted sexual-addiction you have? What is your favorite KJV Bible verse? Do you attend a church currently?

[Jean Poole]

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Naturally, Mr Wright, we have all these children so that the LORD can have plenty more soldiers doing his righteous work! I have 16 boys, so we can certainly fight for the Faith!

Luckily, we attend the only Truly Christian Church in all of England. We are all hoping to get to America soon.

As for my favorite Bible Verses:

Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death, their blood shall be upon them.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: Hello, I'm Mother of 20.

Naturally, Mr Wright, we have all these children so that the LORD can have plenty more soldiers doing his righteous work! I have 16 boys, so we can certainly fight for the Faith!

Luckily, we attend the only Truly Christian Church in all of England. We are all hoping to get to America soon.

As for my favorite Bible Verses:

Lev 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death, their blood shall be upon them.

Excellent scripture choice! It shows that Lord does not mess around when it comes to these hellbound sodomites.

I wish you the best and hope you find what you are looking for at Landover Baptist Church!

[Jean Poole]

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I hope so too, Mr. Wright! A more godly forum I have never seen. No cutting out the "icky" bits.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I am curious as to why your husband left the woman to get involved with Landover and not do it himself? You're not one of those feminazi "equal time" people are you? Your husband does wear the pants in that relationship, does he? I'd hate to think that a homer could father 20 children that are likely to catch the gay

[Jean Poole]

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My husband is currently very busy working and trying to get our plane tickets. He has very kindly allowed me to come on to Landover.net to meet some potential neighbours before we hopefully move there.

Worry not though, Dr., he is no homer! He only permits me and our 4 daughters to wear long dresses, so the only people wearing pants in this Godly house are True Christian Men ™!

[Born Again Bob]

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Dear Friend,

Why are you on the Internet when you should be whelping your mammoth brood?



Yours in Him,
bab

[Bob4God]

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My goodness, it's good to know that you're over there popping out little True Christians! I only hope you can keep up with the rapidly expanding number of atheists who live in England.

Are there are lot of sodomites there?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello, I'm Mother of 20.

Please do not misunderstand any of my Brothers' welcoming statements. Landover Baptist welcomes all and is eager to spread the word of Jesus to anyone who is willing to listen. Fortunately we have lots of church services for those in need (you probably need a lot of diapers, or cereal, or something.)

How many twins are there?

[One God Apostolic]

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IN THE NAME OF JESUS do not got to that church! i can feel the devil climbing out my computer screen. Find an Apostolic church. Acts 2:38!!!!!!

[Deaner]

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IN THE NAME OF JESUS do not got to that church! i can feel the devil climbing out my computer screen. Find an Apostolic church. Acts 2:38!!!!!!

That's not a very nice thing to say; are you sure it's not just some bugs in your cooter?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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20 Children! The LORD sure has blessed you. SHOUT GLORY!

If you could contact our financial planning office and set up a rigorous yet affordable tithing program, the LORD might just see to it that you and your family make it 'across the pond' over here to Jesusland. Donate every pence you can spare to our church. There's a Paypal button down at the bottom of the screen.

I'm sure something can be worked out. Are you familiar with the concept of 'indentured servitude'? That means you get to come over here for free, and everyone in your family has a job waiting for you when you get here!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

God bless you for making 400 sets of hands and toes! I hope none of them are tards!

[Jean Poole]

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There's a set of triplets and 2 sets of twins. Thankfully none of them are tards. However, one of my girls is a "tomboy". No matter how hard my husband beats her, she refuses to scream and cry like a little girl.