Christians who enjoy sex

[Mr. Jingles]

There is a growing problem among Christians, of all people. Many married Christians are having sex for non-procreational reasons-you know, to have fun.

Some of them admit to using non-missionary positions, even indulging in oral sex. They say that god wants them to 'enjoy the gift of sex.' Since when is sex supposed to be enjoyed? It's done to make Christian babies, & is gotten over with as quickly as possible, within 30 seconds or so. How Satan deceived thse people I don't know; let us all pray that they once again feel guilty for having sexual urges, as Jesus commands.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

There is a growing problem among Christians, of all people. Many married Christians are having sex for non-procreational reasons-you know, to have fun.

Some of them admit to using non-missionary positions, even indulging in oral sex. They say that god wants them to 'enjoy the gift of sex.' Since when is sex supposed to be enjoyed? It's done to make Christian babies, & is gotten over with as quickly as possible, within 30 seconds or so. How Satan deceived thse people I don't know; let us all pray that they once again feel guilty for having sexual urges, as Jesus commands.

The act of non-procreational sex is disgusting. No True Christian(tm) would abuse their body in such a way. Recreational sex is a perversion of God's natural plan. I will pray.

[Jean Poole]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

I am pregnant with my 21st child, and I would never do something so disgusting as to enjoy relations. It's for baby-making only.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

There is a growing problem among Christians, of all people. Many married Christians are having sex for non-procreational reasons-you know, to have fun.

Do those cafeteria Christians honestly believe that King Solomon had time to have fun with his 700 wives and 300 concubines, on top of running the splendid kingdom for which he is famed? Modern "Christians" who are so unimaginably depraved that they have sex for fun are headed down the slippery slope to homosexuality, since homers plainly do their unmentionable activities for non-procreational reasons.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

Do those cafeteria Christians honestly believe that King Solomon had time to have fun with his 700 wives and 300 concubines, on top of running the splendid kingdom for which he is famed? Modern "Christians" who are so unimaginably depraved that they have sex for fun are headed down the slippery slope to homosexuality, since homers plainly do their unmentionable activities for non-procreational reasons.

It's a slow process. (Most) People don't sprint towards Hell. They take one small step at a time, and before they know it, they're there.

[Jimmy-Roy Stewart]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

My debbie says she dont' enjoy most of what we do but who cares shes' just a woman.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

My debbie says she dont' enjoy most of what we do but who cares shes' just a woman.

She might enjoy it more if you showered and brushed your teeth first.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

She might enjoy it more if you showered and brushed your teeth first.

You certainly do like to take swipes at poor Brother Stewart. I'm beginning to think that he's replaced Brother Hatchet in your affections.

[Sunday_Singer]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

I can't even address this topic...it makes me feel unclean.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

I can't even address this topic...it makes me feel unclean.

Maybe it's almost time for your "Monthly Visitor", you know, "Aunt Flo".

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

I know, it's obscene! I addressed the topic of supposed Christians actually encouraging other Christians to enjoy sex in this thread!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=248916#post248916

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

I know, it's obscene! I addressed the topic of supposed Christians actually encouraging other Christians to enjoy sex in this thread!

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...916#post248916

And you did a fine job, Brother. Truly, the Holy Spirit was moving within you that day.

[Vayhr of the Warhost]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

The act of non-procreational sex is disgusting.

With you - Yeah. Is that what the girls tell you, carrot top?

[Holyharland]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

There is a growing problem among Christians, of all people. Many married Christians are having sex for non-procreational reasons-you know, to have fun.

An atrocity.

Some of them admit to using non-missionary positions, even indulging in oral sex. They say that god wants them to 'enjoy the gift of sex.' Since when is sex supposed to be enjoyed?

They have been deceived by Satan. Whoever they know that is telling them to enjoy these... Sins is not God. They do not know God. The word they listen to is not of God. For one to claim God wants hedonistic sex is heresy! These people defile Christianity with their lies.

It's done to make Christian babies, & is gotten over with as quickly as possible, within 30 seconds or so. How Satan deceived thse people I don't know; let us all pray that they once again feel guilty for having sexual urges, as Jesus commands.

Amen. I pray for them every day every week.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Christians who enjoy sex

An atrocity.

They have been deceived by Satan. Whoever they know that is telling them to enjoy these... Sins is not God. They do not know God. The word they listen to is not of God. For one to claim God wants hedonistic sex is heresy! These people defile Christianity with their lies.

Amen. I pray for them every day every week.

Well said, JudyGarland! It's just horrifying the way these people, who call themselves "Christian", have taken to using BIRTH CONTROL! Why, the only reason to use "the Pill" is to PREVENT pregnancy!