How the queer agenda destroyed my tradional marriage

[Grampy McNutt]

Since my last loving wife died at the young age of 79 I've been looking for a fine Christian woman to cook my meals, clean my house and change my diaper. It's been difficult for me to find another God fearing bride in today's world. All the women at my church are related to me and I live 70 miles from the nearest retirement home. I prayed and prayed that God would provide me another wife and God answered my prayers by sending one of my great grand children over to sign me up to the eharmony. It was my only hope to find a suitable wife. But just as soon as I finished setting up my account some heathen rejected it. He told me I was looking for a slave not a wife.


A few days later I saw on the news that some activist judge handed over control of the eharmony to the queers. I’m sure Christians everywhere are getting rejected by these gay overlords inside the eharmony. This is exactly what the queer agenda has been planning for years. They want to hamper church going folk like me while populating their bathhouses and gay parades. And it won’t stop with the eharmony, they want the web completely for themselves. I was on the google the other day and look what popped up…



It won’t be too long before everyone is banned from the google unless you’re wearing panties and a cat ear tiara. Mail your congressman and tell them to stop this madness.

[Larry Lee]

Re: How the queer agenda destroyed my tradional marriage

Yeah... uhmmmmm, not sure where to start with you, Nancy Boy. How about you just take your pornographic jpegs elsewhere? OK? We let Jesus shine on this Godly Board, and the only homersexual thing about Jesus was His thirty years of repudiating female flesh. You don't get more Christian than that, I think.

[Bob4God]

Re: How the queer agenda destroyed my tradional marriage

The internet can be a very dangerous place, especially for older men such as yourself!

You wouldn't believe some of the things you can find on the online!

I will pray that the lord sends you a decent Christian woman to tend to you and keep you well until JESUS calls you home soon.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: How the queer agenda destroyed my tradional marriage

The internet can be a very dangerous place, especially for older men such as yourself!

You wouldn't believe some of the things you can find on the online!

I agree, Bob. Sometimes my mouse-pointer thing clicks on the wrong link, and next thing I know, all kinds of depraved filth shows up on my display. For example, the other day I was searching for recipes to cook up the pheasant breast meat that I have, and suddenly I find myself at a site for female breast exams!

My ticker can't take much more. I need to get some ironclad filtering software designed to block out that liberal garbage.

By the way, Grampy, that photograph is disgusting!

[Bob4God]

Re: How the queer agenda destroyed my tradional marriage

My ticker can't take much more. I need to get some ironclad filtering software designed to block out that liberal garbage.

By the way, Grampy, that photograph is disgusting!

Brother Hackwith, we certainly don't want your ticker to give out! We all appreciate your company here and at church, as well as all your stories from the old days!

I suggest you inquire to Pastor Deacon Fred about obtaining a copy of JesOS, so that you may surf securely!

[Buford T Scoggins]

Re: How the queer agenda destroyed my tradional marriage

I agree, Bob. Sometimes my mouse-pointer thing clicks on the wrong link, and next thing I know, all kinds of depraved filth shows up on my display. For example, the other day I was searching for recipes to cook up the pheasant breast meat that I have, and suddenly I find myself at a site for female breast exams!

Amen, brother! This happens to me all the time. Why just yesterday, I was doing some online Christmas shopping for my 12-year-old niece, so I did a google search on "schoolgirl's panties" and accidentally wound up on a horrible liberal web site where schoolgirls were doing unmentionable things. Even worse, I couldn't get off it, I'd click on one link and it would send me to another debauched web site, ad infinitum. I nearly collapsed after 36 hours of frantically clicking the mouse, and finally just pulled the plug on the computer.

But I still need to get my niece a gift, so I'll try again today.

Just makes me sick that liberals would create web sites like that.

YIC,
Buford, a "family values" Republican

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How the queer agenda destroyed my tradional marriage

That's the thing I'll never understand about these radical freedom-hating sodomites: why can't they just leave normal people alone? What business is it of theirs if we wish to quietly practice Christianity in peace? I will pray for our Lord to show them the true meaning of Christian lovingkindness so that they will cease this despicable persecution and stop trying to constantly ram their throbbing perversion down our throats.

[Holyharland]

Re: How the queer agenda destroyed my tradional marriage

That image is terrifying... Its like theres a demon inside it. Its like you can just see a very lost soul when you look at that... Thing. Can such a lost soul truly hope to be saved?

That's the thing I'll never understand about these radical freedom-hating sodomites: why can't they just leave normal people alone?

They have an agenda. To destroy our morals and our society. They may deceive many others into their web of lies, but we must never let them hurt our faith. Gay Marriage was once legal in California but then like a true gift from the Divine proposition 8 saved America from sin.