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  • Lapsed Christian Dora Denkins Arrested!

    It happened after she was caught in the Sewing & Notions department, practicing her "Madonna Look" with thimbles.


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    Re: Lapsed Christian Dora Denkins Arrested!

    I'm not surprised. Madonna has that effect on women. Was she singing, "Papa, don't preach"?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      Re: Lapsed Christian Dora Denkins Arrested!

      Well I guess you know that it's not the first time that Dora has had run-ins with the law. If I'm not mistaken, Sister Betty Bowers (God's favorite True Christian(tm)) still has a restraining order on the Denkins woman.

      For those of you who don't know the details of the Dora Denkins drama, please read THIS.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        Re: Lapsed Christian Dora Denkins Arrested!

        In the link Pastor Ezekiel provides, Denkins claims, "the hood of my BMW SUV was dented"

        Why is this unHoly "woman" referring to me in acronyms?!

        Also, I do not associate with "hoods."

        One more thing, Dora: I prefer the term "gently used" to, "dented"

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        • #5
          Re: Lapsed Christian Dora Denkins Arrested!

          Looks like her wine rack was empty!
          Matthew:
          5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
          5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
          10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
          10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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          • #6
            Re: Lapsed Christian Dora Denkins Arrested!

            Darn it!!!
            Now that's my kind of a Woman
            JUDGEMENT DAY

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