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There are those who would believe that our Savior touched his genitalia, & even-gasp-ENJOYED it! That's the sort of nonsense that is probably being taught at liebral churches. Personally, I doubt that Jesus even looked at his male organs-he was much too righteous to do that.
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Re: Did Jesus touch his private parts?
I have yet to see any scripture that might back up that claim. Jesus is God and thus beyond sin, and He was a Manly man back then, who wouldn't be susceptible to the temptations of the flesh.Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View Post
That being said, I have heard it mentioned privately among True Christian Pastors(tm) that there is a tradition that says Jesus Christ was......well endowed. Very.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Did Jesus touch his private parts?
I'm sure that all True Christian men are well-endowed by their Creator. Which probably explains the shouts of 'Oh God' from their wives while having married procreational sex in the missionary position.Comment
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I know several Godly men who have devised ways to prevent actual touching of the choo choo. While Jesus lived in a rather primitive time, they still had blacksmiths and wood carvers, so I'd like to think that HE used one of the devices pictured below...Originally posted by Mr. Jingles View PostAttached FilesJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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Re: Did Jesus touch his private parts?
I want the wood ones please.
Thank you.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Re: Did Jesus touch his private parts?
I think he just had one of the aposotle's do it. Maybe that was the whole message of washing the feet. In order not to sin, washing your friend's backsides was allowed.Comment
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Re: Did Jesus touch his private parts?
I possess a pair myself. Georgian silver.
Anyway no. There is nothing in the Bible to suggest Jesus would have reached down there...ever, as he was without sin.Comment
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