order of the D-infinite

[Qurtoeck]

so i was out and about one day and i overhead a bunch of idiots talking about the wrong path to heaven and when i think I've finally heard it all, this hippie kid comes up to us all (seriously, he was wearing flip flops a tye-die sweatshirt and this Rastafarian looking hat) and he says, you're all wrong. and i'm outraged, but i want to let him have his word before i preach the good word. and he revels this interesting fairy tale, about the magical D-infinite (D stands for die/dice) in the sky and how it is basically a metaphor for God and chaos and that this magical die in the sky has an infinite amount of sides. it was weird, he called us all D4's and explained that that was the term for non believers, and that it wasn't a bad thing because we need all sorts of die to make the world work or something like that. and then he started praying. he said: "Magical D-infinite in the sky, We beseech thee, with your infinite sides and wisdom, to land on a favorable outcome to all of us. For without you we would we would doom ourselves without chaos." which blew me away, what should i have done?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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so i was out and about one day and i overhead a bunch of idiots talking about the wrong path to heaven and when i think I've finally heard it all, this hippie kid comes up to us all (seriously, he was wearing flip flops a tye-die sweatshirt and this Rastafarian looking hat) and he says, you're all wrong. and i'm outraged, but i want to let him have his word before i preach the good word. and he revels this interesting fairy tale, about the magical D-infinite (D stands for die/dice) in the sky and how it is basically a metaphor for God and chaos and that this magical die in the sky has an infinite amount of sides. it was weird, he called us all D4's and explained that that was the term for non believers, and that it wasn't a bad thing because we need all sorts of die to make the world work or something like that. and then he started praying. he said: "Magical D-infinite in the sky, We beseech thee, with your infinite sides and wisdom, to land on a favorable outcome to all of us. For without you we would we would doom ourselves without chaos." which blew me away, what should i have done?

You should have killed him. He is a witch.

[Nobar King]

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If you actually cared about this individual you should have called the police. He's either crazy or is tripping on LSD and needs help. I suspect you probably distracted him and swiped his drugs for yourself when he wasn't paying attention. Am I right?

[Qurtoeck]

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really...... because he just seemed to me like an apostate, he didn't try to cast any spells on me, and he seemed kinda peaceful, maybe a little forceful in his explanation. the only thing (aside from the whole cult thing) was his sandals. IT WAS FUCKING SNOWING!

[Nobar King]

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Only homers and hippies wear their sandals out in the snow, and neither is to be trusted.

[Qurtoeck]

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Only homers and hippies wear their sandals out in the snow, and neither is to be trusted.

he mentioned nothing of the afterlife, in fact at one point he said he was not trying to save my soul, just to get me to stop worrying about death and start enjoying life, which is weird because his religion is based on mathematical chaos.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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he mentioned nothing of the afterlife, in fact at one point he said he was not trying to save my soul, just to get me to stop worrying about death and start enjoying life, which is weird because his religion is based on mathematical chaos.

If you believe the silly scientists, the entire universe is based upon the second law of Thermodynamics. Since that can't be true, IN GOD WE TRUST!

[Nobar King]

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You need to get off the drugs, too, Outrock. You only have so much time left, and you need to start living your life for Jesus!! Amen! What are you waiting for, standing around with a bunch of nerds dreaming about dice, numbers, and fantasy gods??? The time to repent is now, before it is too late for you!!

[Qurtoeck]

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If you believe the silly scientists, the entire universe is based upon the second law of Thermodynamics. Since that can't be true, IN GOD WE TRUST!

Care to state that?

You need to get off the drugs, too, Outrock. You only have so much time left, and you need to start living your life for Jesus!! Amen! What are you waiting for, standing around with a bunch of nerds dreaming about dice, numbers, and fantasy gods??? The time to repent is now, before it is too late for you!!

why dream when you can think? i think he's full of drugs. i didn't agree with him, are you suggesting that simply because i listened to him and wasted his time that i'm as bad as he? because that sounds like a double standard to me, besides, why can't i live my life for me? and die for jesus later and then keep on being dead for him?

[Brother Temperance]

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Deuteronomy 13:1 If there arise among you a prophet, or a dreamer of dreams, and giveth thee a sign or a wonder,
2 And the sign or the wonder come to pass, whereof he spake unto thee, saying, Let us go after other gods, which thou hast not known, and let us serve them;
3 Thou shalt not hearken unto the words of that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams: for the LORD your God proveth you, to know whether ye love the LORD your God with all your heart and with all your soul.
4 Ye shall walk after the LORD your God, and fear him, and keep his commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shall serve him, and cleave unto him.
5 And that prophet, or that dreamer of dreams, shall be put to death; because he hath spoken to turn you away from the LORD your God, which brought you out of the land of Egypt, and redeemed you out of the house of bondage, to thrust thee out of the way which the LORD thy God commanded thee to walk in. So shalt thou put the evil away from the midst of thee.
6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;
7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;
8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:
9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.
10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

[Qurtoeck]

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a worthy approach, but i'm not about to murder anyone in the name of the Lord, that would make me a muslim. so i let him go, and in turn i probably saved a few others by taking his time.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Care to state that?

I just did. IN GOD WE TRUST.

[Brother Temperance]

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a worthy approach, but i'm not about to murder anyone in the name of the Lord, that would make me a muslim.

No, murdering people in the name of Allah or the moon would make you a Muslim. Doing what God wants you to would make you a Christian.

so i let him go, and in turn i probably saved a few others by taking his time.

And let him damn countless others. How callous of you. Have you no compassion?

[Qurtoeck]

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I just did. IN GOD WE TRUST.

i meant the second law of thermodynamics.....

No, murdering people in the name of Allah or the moon would make you a Muslim. Doing what God wants you to would make you a Christian.

And let him damn countless others. How callous of you. Have you no compassion?

first of all, in the Islam, it's the same god, Mohammad was not at all trying to dissuade people away from the lord, kinda blew up in his face later on (pun intended) but not directly his fault.

second of all, i refuse to kill him, and you call me callous, you call me incompassionate? he is beyond help, anyone he preaches to will ignore him, no one is that silly, only the predamned will agree, and in so, his idea has already been killed.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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i meant the second law of thermodynamics.....

You should have said so. Look it up.

first of all, in the Islam, it's the same god, Mohammad was not at all trying to dissuade people away from the lord, kinda blew up in his face later on (pun intended) but not directly his fault.

Where is the pun?