Women: keep your hands by your side and not in your pockets

[Nicole]

I've read several things on this site reguarding men masturbating, but you have nothing about women masturbating. Is there a reason for that? Women do masturbate you know.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Women Masturbating

I've read several things on this site reguarding men masturbating, but you have nothing about women masturbating. Is there a reason for that? Women do masturbate you know.

What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.

[Nicole]

Re: Women Masturbating

What for? It's a sin and everyone knows the female orgasm is just a myth.

You're just saying that because you've never had one.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Women Masturbating

Ezekiel 16:17 Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them,

There's what the Bible has to say about sex toys.

You're just saying that because you've never had one.

Mr. Ratched is a considerate Christian husband who blesses me with chloroform before attempting to beget a little Christian soldier upon me.
You only wish such a man would even look your sinful way.

[Nicole]

Re: Women Masturbating

There's what the Bible has to say about sex toys.




Mr. Ratched is a considerate Christian husband who blesses me with chloroform before attempting to beget a little Christian soldier upon me.
You only wish such a man would even look your sinful way.

I don't use sex toys, I use my finger.
I am not sinful. Masturbation is a natural part of life. Many many people do it.
Masturbation vs pre marital sex. Which would you rather I do?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Women Masturbating

Neither. Try marriage.

[Nicole]

Re: Women Masturbating

Neither. Try marriage.

I'm 18. I don't want to get married now. I want to wait a few years. But I still have all this sexual frustration. And thats where masturbation comes in. You should try it sometime. If feels sooooo good!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Women Masturbating

You sorely vex me harlot! I tell you what, go walk down as many dark alleys as possible. With any luck you'll get raped, if people like you can be raped.

[Nicole]

Re: Women Masturbating

You sorely vex me harlot! I tell you what, go walk down as many dark alleys as possible. With any luck you'll get raped, if people like you can be raped.

Clearly you're just upset because becuase you were never allowed to masturbate as a teen and now you're taking you're bulit up anger out on me.

[Bob4God]

Re: Women Masturbating

You are a revolting wench! I can't wait until you go too blind to see your screen and your palms are too hairy to feel the keyboard!

BURN IN HELL OR REPENT!

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Women Masturbating

Clearly you're a bored teenager looking to gain attention by posting filth on a Christian site. Did mom and dad ground you this weekend? Are you a goth by chance?

[Nicole]

Re: Women Masturbating

You are a revolting wench! I can't wait until you go too blind to see your screen and your palms are too hairy to feel the keyboard!

BURN IN HELL OR REPENT!

I've been masturbating since I was 15, and I can still see. Those are just old wives tales.

And how bout I not, and say I did.

[Bob4God]

Re: Women Masturbating

I've been masturbating since I was 15, and I can still see. Those are just old wives tales.

And how bout I not, and say I did.

Give me one good reason why you wouldn't want to give your heart to CHRIST?

[Nicole]

Re: Women Masturbating

Clearly you're a bored teenager looking to gain attention by posting filth on a Christian site. Did mom and dad ground you this weekend? Are you a goth by chance?

I've never been grounded.
No I'm not goth, I'm Wiccan, but thats beside the point. I've got plenty of Christian friends who masturbate. Seriously you should try it. You'll wonder how you ever lived this long without it.

[Athiest FTW]

Re: Women Masturbating

You're just saying that because you've never had one.

Nice