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I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm feeling positively energized by an INJUN who is - surprisingly - a rising star in the GOP! A redskin who isn't drunk, running a casino, and who found his way off the reservation by means other than in the back of a police car!
Now, I am concerned that he is a papist. Is rejecting his Hindon't ancestors worship of Booduh in favor of Mary-loving idolatry a step up? Not really, it's all a rejection of Jesus, but at least it's a step westward. He is anti-baby murder, anti-sodomite "marriage", pro-oil, and pro-intelligent creationism. As president, he will be ministered to by senior Landover pastors who will introduce him to the REAL King James 1611 Bible and converted to True Christianity(tm).
Yes, you read me right. As president. An injun president. Whooping and warcries from the Oval Office.
With Sarah Palin as vice president, 2012 to 2020 will be eight of the brightest years in American history if we haven't been Raptured by then! And finally Governor Palin won't be on a ticket with someone who would drag her down!
Now, I am concerned that he is a papist. Is rejecting his Hindon't ancestors worship of Booduh in favor of Mary-loving idolatry a step up? Not really, it's all a rejection of Jesus, but at least it's a step westward. He is anti-baby murder, anti-sodomite "marriage", pro-oil, and pro-intelligent creationism. As president, he will be ministered to by senior Landover pastors who will introduce him to the REAL King James 1611 Bible and converted to True Christianity(tm).
Yes, you read me right. As president. An injun president. Whooping and warcries from the Oval Office.
With Sarah Palin as vice president, 2012 to 2020 will be eight of the brightest years in American history if we haven't been Raptured by then! And finally Governor Palin won't be on a ticket with someone who would drag her down!