Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

[eliot mayfield]

If you live in one of these states, erections visible through men's clothing is illegal and you should phone the police immediately.

Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Massachusetts, Mississippi, Nebraska, Nevada, New York, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Tennessee, Utah, Vermont, Washington D.C. and Wisconsin.

We need to find other laws we can use to wipe out the slut society that has taken over our country. Laws must be enforced! Call the police and demand they do their job!!!

[Nobar King]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

What's wrong with Iowa that we can't have that legislation, too? I hope they arrest David Lee Roth. That dude is too old to be strutting that stuff.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

Well, since our Supreme Court here in Iowa has legalized queers marrying each other, I suppose sporting erections for all to see as you walk down the street just goes along with that perverted hobby.

Look for legalized bestiality and fornication with cheap cars next. These are the End Times people!

[Elmer Christianson]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

I think there's a need to pay more attention to erections. We've gotten so slack on them that folks are starting it advertise em.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

And what if a young slut causes the offending public erection? I would hope she could be charged as an accessory before the fact to the offending engorgement!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

There are certain medications that have the side-effect of reducing a libido, - for example, many anti-Depressants do this.

Surely there's a pill out there can that reduce libido to as little as possible without many other effects.

Why is that pill not mandatory for all non-married, non-child-raising age people? I'm sure if Sarah Palin were president, that would be the case. (After all, if she doesn't, she'll have to arrest every man in every room she enters, because we all "stand at attention" every time we see her.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

I recall a sermon my father Pastor Lamentations Flint did on this very subject years ago. Some nigra terrorist had designed a pair of slacks for men that....well....made you a walking abomination to God! Oh how my father ranted and railed over that blasphemous garment! I still have a few dozen pair that he had ordered in a misguided attempt to keep them off the market.

I hope there are no ladies looking at this.

[Nobar King]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

I can see why that fashion never became popular.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

In Nebraska, No one may purchase a package of condoms at a corner drugstore. Only physicians can sell them while practicing medicine.

Now, this is a great idea too. But, why should anybody be allowed to sell them?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

And what if a young slut causes the offending public erection? I would hope she could be charged as an accessory before the fact to the offending engorgement!

Exactly Brother Portway. The person causing the erection (the erector) is just as guilty as the owner of the erection (the erectee).

South Carolina has not seen fit to make public erections illegal, but, most things that an erector can possibly do to cause an erection ARE illegal.

As a SCOOP (South Carolina Obscenity Oversight Patrol) agent I am familiar with this growing problem. SCOOP agents are trained to spot these erections and go after determine the identity of the erector. As often as not the erectors are Homers. Homers are beaten taken to jail. Female erectors are taken to the motel 6 reprimanded and given proper attire.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

Exactly Brother Portway. The person causing the erection (the erector) is just as guilty as the owner of the erection (the erectee).

South Carolina has not seen fit to make public erections illegal, but, most things that an erector can possibly do to cause an erection ARE illegal.

As a SCOOP (South Carolina Obscenity Oversight Patrol) agent I am familiar with this growing problem. SCOOP agents are trained to spot these erections and go after determine the identity of the erector. As often as not the erectors are Homers. Homers are beaten taken to jail. Female erectors are taken to the motel 6 reprimanded and given proper attire.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Scantily clad, nubile young slatterns are a growing problem, especially at this time of year. Can you even believe these kind of outfits are legal to buy?!?

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

Scantily clad, nubile young slatterns are a growing problem, especially at this time of year. Can you even believe these kind of outfits are legal to buy?!?

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Brother Portway,

While I agree with you that the fashions you have shown are scandalous, we SCOOP agents must avert our eyes to these unfortunately lesser offenses. While we agents realize that the exposure of wrists, forearms, ankles, and calves can tempt even the most resolute True Christian man, we are forced to turn away due to the lack of Motel 6's jails to confine these harlots.

SCOOP agents are elated forced to deal with more imminent erectors such as "thongs" and "bikinis". Those of us who are more experienced than our younger counterparts are have the privilege somber duty to inspect nudist colonies, swinger clubs, and strip clubs.

The dangers of criminal "incitement to erection" are everywhere but SCOOP agents are working hard to deal with these enticements so that you don't have to. As we grow in our jobs True Christians like you, my brother, will be safer.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

Brother Portway,

While I agree with you that the fashions you have shown are scandalous, we SCOOP agents must avert our eyes to these unfortunately lesser offenses. While we agents realize that the exposure of wrists, forearms, ankles, and calves can tempt even the most resolute True Christian man, we are forced to turn away due to the lack of Motel 6's jails to confine these harlots.

SCOOP agents are elated forced to deal with more imminent erectors such as "thongs" and "bikinis". Those of us who are more experienced than our younger counterparts are have the privilege somber duty to inspect nudist colonies, swinger clubs, and strip clubs.

The dangers of criminal "incitement to erection" are everywhere but SCOOP agents are working hard to deal with these enticements so that you don't have to. As we grow in our jobs True Christians like you, my brother, will be safer.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

You have a thankless job sir, I tip my Landover AirJesus captain's hat to you! Keep up the good work!

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

You have a thankless job sir, I tip my Landover AirJesus captain's hat to you! Keep up the good work!

Thank you Brother Portway. It's a hard job but each and every day SCOOP agents seek to grow in their jobs to protect everyone. Whether it's the unsaved trash willingly dining in a Breastarant, or the True Christian accidentally exposed to a totally nude strip club copy of Playboy in an airport convenience store, SCOOP agents work hard to protect all from the interesting stuff obscenities that are potentially experienced in everyday life.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Palmer C. Eldrich]

Re: Look out for Erections! and report them to the police!

I don't know why you guys are looking out for erections. My eyes would never gaze that low when looking at a man. How would you even know unless you were looking for that?