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  • Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

    I was recently sent a copy of this advertisement by a poor persecuted Christian living in New Zealand.

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    It claims to show an obvious Jezebel smiling in Church because she allegedly has some kind of perverted sex toy in her anus.

    Of course, I had to carry out research to find out what kind of disgusting item these obvious followers of Satan are peddling.
    These are (apparently) anal beads:
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    I FOUND THESE ON A SO-CALLED CHRISTIAN MARITAL AIDS WEBSITE!



    The connection with this "item" and the Catholic Rosary is pretty obvious.
    Here is a picture from as long ago as 1578 of a Catholic Homo and his Beads:

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    Just look at the way the creature is sniffing the beads
    YES! I said HOMO

    Also, look at this Catholic Priest trying to force the beads on to a poor unsuspecting child!

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    To add insult to injury, these other items also featured on this Christian Pornography site. (Ladies, please close your eyes).

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    I have written to the owners of this site and raised the strongest possible objections. I have also demanded that they send samples of these items so I can see first hand how disgusting they are.


    If you haven't already realized, "I'm on Anal Beads" is an anagram of Osama bin Laden

    Jesus weeps.

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41




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    Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

    And I thought it was about Dingleberries!
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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      Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

      Sister Talitha,
      Thank God for the wonderful work you are doing in His Name! I have long thought about a possible connection between these two items. I would be most appreciative if you would keep me informed of your ongoing research into these depraved "marital aids." I hope to be able to help others in the future withstand these kind of temptations.

      In Christ,
      Warren

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      • #4
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        The package indicates multi-purpose. What else could you do with that thing?!?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          I feel physically ill! Do the depths of depravity know no end?

          Sister, I will be praying for you as you carry out your GODly research and crusade against perverted toys and those who sell them!

          BEWARE however, because it's possible the toys were manufactured by homosexuals and are already carrying AIDS or the same gay chemicals that are injected into Skittles!
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            Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

            Dissssssssgusting! Leave it to the Catlicks to do something sickening and perverted with beads and butts.

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              ...and to try to Torture a poor little Easter Bunny with those vile things too

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                I'm sure the lesbian whores I've been keeping tabs on (Kristen Stewart, Nikki Reed, and Lily Allen) are all well acquainted with those disgusting devices.

                Especially Lily Allen, an admitted 'back there' slut!
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                • #9
                  Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  The package indicates multi-purpose. What else could you do with that thing?!?
                  This guy could use it as dental floss.
                  Luke 5:31
                  And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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                    Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

                    So talitha what kind of research do you plan on doing with them? im new to this site and don't know what you mean exactly.
                    Leviticus 20:27
                    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

                      Those things are perverted. I couldn't imagine the type of person that would use them. They are just plain nasty.

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                      • #12
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                        Since I am certain this thread has something to do with Dora Denkins, I fastidiously avoided reading any of it.

                        I will offer this, however: "Satan's Rosary" seems redundant. Since the cheap costume jewelry Roman Catholics fumble their foolish way around while mindlessly repeating magical incantations is clearly a relic of Satan's Gift Shop, all "rosaries" of of the Devil -- regardless of how they are used.

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                          I think if a lot of you tight-assed Christians (no pun intended) actually tried these marvelous toys, your attitude would change. The anus is not as dirty as your patriarchal, heterosexual society tells you. The anus is a wonderful fountain of pleasure, meant to be stimulated by your partner. My wife and I owe much of the satisfaction of our sex life with each other due to creative anal play on each other.

                          I would imagine once you people become ANALLY LIBERATED you wouldn't be so judgemental, racist, bigoted, and downright mean in real life.
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                            Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

                            wait... aren't regular rosaries already of satan, seeing as how the catlick church uses them?

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                              Re: Anal Beads. Satans Rosary? ADULTS ONLY PLEASE!

                              Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                              The anus is a wonderful fountain of pleasure
                              Even as a fellow sexually liberated atheist, I find that a downright disturbing string of words, in or out of context.

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