College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs:

[Nobar King]

Some of the youths here are in college or are going to be entering college. If your school doesn't have a dorm with a drug-free floor or building, you may end up with a roommate who is on the drugs. Most college kids are. You don't want these bad influences in your life, bad things will always happen. Here are some ways to identify whether the person you are sharing your room with is a user:

1. Never cleans room.
2. Rarely showers.
3. Lots of junk food lying around.
4. Stays out late.
5. Won't take calls from parents.
6. Eats pizza for lunch every day.
7. Says he's too warm and keeps the window open 24/7, but wears a jacket inside.
8. Wears hat crooked. With the sticker still on it.
9. Baggy pants with belt.
10. Sleeps all day.
11. Listens to Bob Marley or Grateful Dead.
12. Doesn't eat enough.
13. Psychedelic posters.
14. Lava lamp.
15. Black light.
16. Makes you memorize a 'special knock' and a password.
17. Yells at you when you put a book in the door when you run out to the bathroom.
18. Sleeps with g/f with you in room.
19. Not passing classes.
20. Eats too much.
21. Always wants to go to the midnite screening of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
22. Takes his calls on the balcony 'for privacy'.
23. Text messages a lot on his phone.
24. Passive-aggressive.
25. Won't support the college football team.
26. Uses too much Axe body spray.
27. Can't even remember your name.
28. Watches South Park reruns every night.
29. Of course he listens to some band called Slightly Stoopid.
30. Wears Che Guevara shirts.
31. Loves fractals.
32. Starts getting piercings and tattoos.

If you discover that your roommate shows a lot of these signs, you need to make an appointment with your RA and request a room change. If you're lucky you will find another good fair-skinned Christian to be your roommate.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Brother Nobar, don't forget about video games. Druggies often waste the whole day playing these worthless video games.

[LetItBe]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Uhm... There's a lot of people who act like this and aren't on drugs and there are people who are on drugs that don't act like this.

Just saying.

[James Hutchins]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

How about you?

[LetItBe]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Me? I'm not on drugs but I do a few things that were listed. Some of it is normal behavior for a teenager.

[Bob the Reviver]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Me? I'm not on drugs but I do a few things that were listed. Some of it is normal behavior for a teenager.

We are talking about college. If they have not out grown these habits by now they are either possessed by a lazy demon or are on drugs.

Chances are your dorm room would have traces in it, a room change is highly advised for the air will be poisoned with chemicals.

[LetItBe]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

We are talking about college. If they have not out grown these habits by now they are either possessed by a lazy demon or are on drugs.

Chances are your dorm room would have traces in it, a room change is highly advised for the air will be poisoned with chemicals.

In college you're still pretty young. Not everyone grows out of their habits. Also when I mentioned teenage behavior, I was talking for myself because some of the things listed are normal for teenagers and some adults.

The room would have traces in it, but the air would not be poisoned. Drugs do smell really bad and you wouldn't exactly want to be around someone who is high all the time, I'll agree with that.

[James Hutchins]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

None of that is normal for a good, True Christian™ child.
In the Hutchins household, all the children work except my oldest. She goes down at this time. They are up and out of bed by 4:30 and doing chores till 8AM. Then they make me my breakfast and the Missus home schools them. Then it is the rest of the chores outside till sunset and then a few hours cleaning up the barn, washing my truck. Then a few hours of Bible study and prayer and skedaddle off to bed. No time for heathen activities, just wholesome goodness. Sunday of course, is spent in bedChurch.
I've made deliveries to colleges, I know the immoralities that go on there. I have been seducedapproached by many comely a coedstudent with the promise of Peruvian Flake Bible parties. I went to one, was not even 70% pureKing James quality!

[LetItBe]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

None of that is normal for a good, True Christian™ child.
In the Hutchins household, all the children work except my oldest. She goes down at this time. They are up and out of bed by 4:30 and doing chores till 8AM. Then they make me my breakfast and the Missus home schools them. Then it is the rest of the chores outside till sunset and then a few hours cleaning up the barn, washing my truck. Then a few hours of Bible study and prayer and skedaddle off to bed. No time for heathen activities, just wholesome goodness. Sunday of course, is spent in bedChurch.
I've made deliveries to colleges, I know the immoralities that go on there. I have been seducedapproached by many comely a coedstudent with the promise of Peruvian Flake Bible parties. I went to one, was not even 70% pureKing James quality!

Your children are very hardworking, but there are so many kids that are not like that. I cook, clean and do chores at home and outside and I have a job too. I do some of the things that are mentioned here, but not much. That's pretty much what most kids do. Lots of these people are Christians and good Christians, too. All I'm saying is that some of these things are pretty normal.

[James Hutchins]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Son, none of that trash is normal. Live by that list and in no time flat, your life will be Hell in a hand basket, mark my words. You cannot live by part of the KJV Bible, you either follow it verbatim or you are a Homer druggie heathen. No middle of the ground, wishy washy types in Heaven. Burning fires look normal to the Devil, son.

[Nobar King]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Of course some of those symptoms seem normal, it is when more of them are present that you have to begin worrying.

[LetItBe]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Son, none of that trash is normal. Live by that list and in no time flat, your life will be Hell in a hand basket, mark my words. You cannot live by part of the KJV Bible, you either follow it verbatim or you are a Homer druggie heathen. No middle of the ground, wishy washy types in Heaven. Burning fires look normal to the Devil, son.

First off I am a girl so stop calling me son.
Second, I do not live by the list.
Some of the things I do on the list:
-Stay out late (with my parent's permission)
-Keep the window open 24/7 but wear a jacket
-Sleep a lot when I am not working
-Listen to Grateful Dead
-Text message a lot

That's it. They are all normal teenage things. Also please don't call me things, I'm not a "Homer druggie heathen".

[Nobar King]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Just listening to The Greatful Dead is enough to send you off to years of uncontrollable drug use. Their music alone is a gateway drug. Do you know how many promising young Christian men were led astray in college by LSD and the Greatful Dead, never to return home to their families or churches and spend decades in a drugged out haze talking about when Jerry moved that one time?

[James Hutchins]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Sorry for mis-identifying you. I did not realize until you posted your picture that your were a female. You'll notice in a previous posting I made note of this.

So little lady, you :
Stay out late - Whoring about no doubt. Apparently you give your parents a piece of the action, that is commendable.
Keep the window open - I should think so, you do need to ventilate after all the 'action'.
Sleep a lot - See above
Listen to the GD - Indubitably to erase the sounds you hear in the alleys
Text message - But of course, to arrange to see you friend 'John'.

But tell, is not a letsbefriend the same as a home only of a different gender?

[LetItBe]

Re: College advice: How to tell if your roommate is on the drugs

Just listening to The Greatful Dead is enough to send you off to years of uncontrollable drug use. Their music alone is a gateway drug. Do you know how many promising young Christian men were led astray in college by LSD and the Greatful Dead, never to return home to their families or churches and spend decades in a drugged out haze talking about when Jerry moved that one time?

Well I'm not on drugs and I listen to them so I guess you're wrong.

Sorry for mis-identifying you. I did not realize until you posted your picture that your were a female. You'll notice in a previous posting I made note of this.

So little lady, you :
Stay out late - Whoring about no doubt. Apparently you give your parents a piece of the action, that is commendable.
Keep the window open - I should think so, you do need to ventilate after all the 'action'.
Sleep a lot - See above
Listen to the GD - Indubitably to erase the sounds you hear in the alleys
Text message - But of course, to arrange to see you friend 'John'.

But tell, is not a letsbefriend the same as a home only of a different gender?

If you saw some of my other posts, you would see that I am against young people having sex. I'm also over at my friends' houses. Do not make up lies. I keep the window open because it's summer. I sleep a lot because I have to get up early almost everyday. I don't hang out in alleys. I don't even know what to say about the last one.

I guess you do feel good about bashing a 14 year old girl, then.